Ryan1 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 From The Desk Of President Ryan1 Dear Friends, It has been a great four years. During my career as President of Hammonasset, many great things have happened. I have signed a bill approving one of the largest infrastructure projects in the history of the nation, brought the unemployment rate to the second-lowest of all time, improved pollution in major cities by 13%, and improved our military. As you know, I recently beat a celebrity known as Ronald Krump in the 2018 Presidential Election and will now serve another 4 year term as President of this glorious nation. I would like to congratulate Mr. Krump for is hard, if rather misguided, efforts. With all due respect, the man is a nutcase and you should all be glad he isn't about to be our president. Now, I invite you all to my inauguration, which will take place in Capitol Plaza in Ryanville, at 12:00 PM Hammonasset Standard Time. I hope to see you all there. Signed, President Ryan1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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