Popular Post William Wallace Posted January 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 6, 2019 Solar Knights DOE Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony. Both parties have agreed at the courthouse behind the middle school past oak street not the old the one by the midget graveyard. As one ship sails the open seas in search of another to one day dock together as one. So shall these two in time become one. Often one wonders to see how this all began. It started as a dreary day SpongeBob was marched through the brothel saw William Wallace and said “dibs.” William Wallace looked into SpongeBob's sponge holes and thought “This will do.” Through their love they voluntary made a Marriage Certificate so they can share their shit and lessen their tax burdens. William Wallace promised to disclose his personal whiskey recipe and SpongeBob promised to disclose his STD results. Any offspring produced from this union shall be given to the winner of single combat jello wrestling. Both parties are required to share a room at least twice a week and alternating weekends as for the off chance this mess somehow doesn’t kill them. In the event of plague the non infected individual shall shoot the other out of a cannon into a dormant volcano. Any animals with more than two legs shall belong to SpongeBob while animals with two legs shall remain in the hands of William Wallace. Both parties promise to never give each other up, let each other down. Never run around the other, and desert them. To never make each other cry, never gonna say goodbye and to never tell lies and hurt each other. Marriage Certificate This Certificate certifies the union between SpongeBob and William Wallace. Both parties agree that they will remain faithful, will trust in each other, and to never go behind the others back. Until death to they part this certificate is hereby bound by the word of god. Officiator: Pontifex Atomicus William Wallace: SpongeBob SquarePants: William Wallace SpongeBob SquarePants Wedding Party: Kiwilliam, Paul Warburg, Raiden Baker, Napoleon Gallo, Snjar Dreki, FROG5TAR, Stadius, Thew 1 15 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiWilliam Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Someone catch that bouquet 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Good Luck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack g Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Im gonna catch it!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRebelMan Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) Tfw ur protectorate gets rekt cause u can't protect it. So instead of getting a different protector, they merge. Well then.... Edited January 6, 2019 by TheRebelMan 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Keegoz Posted January 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, TheRebelMan said: Tfw ur protectorate gets rekt cause u can't protect it. So instead of getting a different protector, they merge. Well then.... Nah, didn't you see. We ran off scared after beating their counters :P They saw that and decided to merge into that superior alliance clearly. 3 6 [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Wallace Posted January 6, 2019 Author Share Posted January 6, 2019 I mean calls counters shit but still goes back to #7 alliance for help on counters from #70 alliance but hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiWilliam Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Keegoz said: Nah, didn't you see. We ran off scared after beating their counters :P They saw that and decided to merge into that superior alliance clearly. Someone knows what's up. That's why you're leadership. Rebel pay attention. I have a lot of confidence in you ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 @TheRebelMan is retarded Don't listen to him kek 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, TheShadow said: @TheRebelMan is retarded Don't listen to him kek @TheShadow is also as retarded, dont listen to him 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filmore Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 If your official moto isn't "Praise the sun", I'm going to be upset 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Inactive. But the DoE was above what I expected. Goodluck Connor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatorcock Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 58 minutes ago, William Wallace said: I mean calls counters shit but still goes back to #7 alliance for help on counters from #70 alliance but hey Didn't notice your English skills were equally as bad as your skills in war. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladamir Putin Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Merge into BK when? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiWilliam Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 48 minutes ago, Vladamir Putin said: Merge into BK when? ? After I get to start something with you. A promise is a promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Unfortunately TheShadow and TheRebelMan are both retarded But its good they dont like themselves too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDD Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Good luck to the new SK I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Will there be a garter toss at the reception? "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillzBob Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) Pantheon wants their flag back. Edited January 8, 2019 by KillzBob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Congrats NK on becoming something new. Like the name 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar Kun -George Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Congratz guys, sorry for the later reply. Happy to see this go through after weeks of planning and am excited to work with the new and continued leadership moving forward. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Is this like the Chinese knock off brand of TKR? Good Luck. 2 "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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