Popular Post 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted December 26, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 26, 2018 A Christmas Epic that will teach you the true meaning of Christmas: As the great war of our time, Knightfall, raged on, Shifty had increased his stats and renown as a slayer of leviathans, whales, giants, and wicked creatures of the Radiant sphere. He had aided in bringing the lies and deceit of enemy to light with his network of informants. Shifty, commanding the power of Chaos, was soon a champion of the Free Peoples of Orbis, but alas, he disappeared None could find any trace of Shifty under the banner of Terminus Est, had he fallen in combat? Was he lost in the Warp? Perhaps the enemy had managed to capture him....or could he have?.....no Shifty awoke in a seemingly endless void. Desolation and clarity were the only things that Shifty could fathom in this plane of existence. Shifty heard a voice: "From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you… until now." Shifty looked and could see nothing, in fact, he could not move. He merely pondered where he was. The voice said unto Shifty: "Remember the past, remember your beginnings" Shifty recounted his peasant beginnings in a small hamlet outside of the Black Knights capital in Africa. He remembered his days doing flyer work for a strange race of green humanoids with bulbous heads and a strange affliction for the flowering cannabis plant, for their desire for the plant was chronic. Shifty remembered his rise as champion and the departure to the East, where he learned the ways of martial arts and reading, forming the Cobra Kai Dojo. The spiral up the stairs to the grand library which held his deepest memories continued, with no end in sight. There were the memories of his eventual exile from Orbis, the path to darkness, and his acceptance of Chaos as his savior. Shifty asked the great voice: "Where does this all lead?" "What am I supposed to do with this?" The great voice spoke: "Patience, Shifty. You have done well. But it will take time. There are generations being born and dying. You're at one with all living things. Each man's thoughts and dreams are yours to know. You have power beyond imagination. Use it well my friend. Don't lose your head." Shifty felt a light envelope him and soon he lost all forms of consciousness. Shifty appeared atop a mountain as thunder and lightning came crashing down. He was in a far off place, for he knew none of it. The howl of the wind, the scent of the air, and view of the heavens was all alien to him. He marched down the mountain, counting his steps, wondering if each step it took him to climb down, was equal in number to the years of his past lives. He wondered what the strange voice meant. Shifty reached a walled city in the desert plains beneath the mountain. He saw a white flag, bearing a Maroon cross on it. As he approached, a guardsman by the name of Rimski, introduced himself as a crusader of the Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon. Rimski, a mere squire who had recently been promoted to guard, had come from an even more alien land, known as the Balkans. Shifty asked to speak to his superior, which led Shifty through the city's centre and to a cathedral, where he spoke to Keegoz, the Grand Templar. "Keegoz, lord of this domain, may I ask of your services and protection on a quest I must embark on?" Keegoz spoke: "I apologize traveler, but I must defend the Holy Land for all Christendom, and unfortunately you are not a Christian nor does your mission carry any importance to us." and thus Shifty traveler further East. Shifty found himself traveling day and night through the blistering deserts and frigid mountains, until he found respite in the expanse of green grassfields in the steppes. As he lay he down, he soon realized the Sun no longer shined down upon him. Shifty pondered if it was perhaps a cloud or a great bird, as the skies were clear for miles. He felt the ground tremble and heard a strange chant. It was Buorhann, Great Khan of the Golden Horde. Shifty was in the way of his horse-archers volley. Shifty did not move, instead he simply stood up and watch the arrows fall around him, leaving him unscathed. The Great Khan and his forces moved forward and found this bizarre gnome man to be an oddity and questioned his business in their lands. "None are able to withstand the might and glory of the Horde, yet you, stand here unscathed. What is your business?" Shifty replied: "I am on a quest to find a mysterious realm with a booming voice and the answers to my past lives" Buorhann, laughed and sent Shifty on his way on a small mustang, with a map to ruins of ancient city where gods and demons of Chaos haunt the rubble. Shifty found himself moving through the remains of a once great civilization, magical runes littering the dreary walls of what once was. Soon he found an altar of profane musings, with diabolical hexes etched on it and with cursed idols at the foot of it. Shifty decided to approach it and chant the dead language. "Smugma, ligma, choke-umm-uh" A greater demon of Chaos appeared, introducing himself in a vile tongue that would turn lesser men to madness, his name unspeakable lest one tempt death. So he decided to call himself Filip. Shifty asked him the same question he had asked the others and Filip once again laughed. He questioned Shifty, as to why he'd ask strangers for help and protection. Filip, toyed with his mind and told him perhaps he'd grant him legions of Chaos if he could find good reason. Shifty left insulted and found himself sitting amongst the top of the ruins. He felt the wind grow stronger and soon the heavens began to unleash their fury. He refused to move for he had no purpose after all the time he had spent on his quest. A sudden crack of thunder and one flash of lightning later, he noticed at very far corner of his eye, a mural. The mural depicted an ancient battle for the city, a hero who wielded the forces of Light and with his allies from far beyond the heavens and moonlight, fought the forces of Chaos. Strange beings of another world, were the allies of all that is good and the protectors of the universe. This ancient hero, however, was one of Shifty's many previous incarnations. Shifty began to see the end of his searching, but the true beginning of his quest. Under the mural was inscribed a message. Shifty placed his hand of the mural and muttered to himself: "I have been alive for 17498 turns.....I am immortal" He heard the voice once again, this time coming from the mural: Here we are, born to be kings We're the princes of the universe Here we belong, fighting to survive In a world with the darkest powers And here we are, we're the princes of the universe Here we belong, fighting for survival We've come to be the rulers of you all I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings I have no rival, no man can be my equal Take me to the future of you all The voice told Shifty to find his 30 spirit children who shall return to Hyperborea with him and rule over Orbis, bringing light to the darkness. Shifty knew had to find his 30 spirit children, but he would need to find his space brothers, the Ayy lmaos, to aid him in the battle for good. Thus Shifty retook the throne of Hyperborea, the Land of Giants, Dominion of the Hollow-Earth, the Portal to the Universe and re-established contact with extraterrestrial empire of the Black Knights. BK loves Shifty (usually) Black Knights and Hyperborea hereby agree to the following terms and stuff. Article 1: Protection Black Knights hereby swears their protection to the alliance of Hyperborea from any unwarranted attacks by evil invayyders. Hyperborea is under no obligation to defend Black Knights, unless they’re feeling that war bug. Article 2: Intel Hyperborea agrees any intel brought forth by third parties or Black Knights that pertains to the security of Black Knights or allies is considered confidential and can not be shared with any outside sources by any means. Additionally Hyperborea agrees to share any intel that pertains to the security of Black Knights or allies immediately. Article 3: FAyy Hyperborea will not enter any additional diplomatic relations, “paperless” or on paper, without direct consent of the Emperor of Black Knights. Additionally Hyperborea agrees to inform Black Knights of any diplomatic issues arise. Article 4: The Princess Hyperborea hereby agrees to always recognize Gorge as the only and true princess of “The Golden Hoard” and will always call him by his title “Princess Gorge” Article 5: Cancellayytion This agreement can be canceled by either party at any time with a 48 hour notice. Thus the true meaning of Christmas, ayy lmao: 5 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Congrats Shifty, I'm just gonna sit back and relax until your alliance becomes top 30. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Anarch Caelum Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Congrats on the treaty & good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar Kun -George Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Welcome to the BK fayym 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limbuwan Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 (edited) Daily reminder to disband your respective alliance and merge to BK Edited December 26, 2018 by SexDrugsAlcohol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Whalecum back to da club shifty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 So... Shifty made his new alliance, and it's protected by BK. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 (edited) It's almost as beautiful as the 1st and 3rd GPC Edited December 26, 2018 by MinesomeMC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 (edited) Shifty creates an alliance protected by BK... this is going to be very interesting to watch. Congrats Shifty and Burger King. Edited December 26, 2018 by Daveth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 >another Protectorate REEEEEEE 1 1 Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Fckn Guy Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Congrats mayyn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Best of luck! -From your family at Great Job! Worldwide 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 I just noticed that this treaty is pretty much the death of SNN. 2 1 Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted December 29, 2018 Author Share Posted December 29, 2018 17 minutes ago, Buorhann said: I just noticed that this treaty is pretty much the death of SNN. Actually, it's not. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRebelMan Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, ?ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™? said: Actually, it's not. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 On 12/25/2018 at 9:01 PM, ?ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™? said: Article 2: Intel Hyperborea agrees any intel brought forth by third parties or Black Knights that pertains to the security of Black Knights or allies is considered confidential and can not be shared with any outside sources by any means. Additionally Hyperborea agrees to share any intel that pertains to the security of Black Knights or allies immediately. SNN is now the actual equivalent of CNN. Biased media, Fake News, etc. Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Anarch Caelum Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, Buorhann said: SNN is now the actual equivalent of CNN. Biased media, Fake News, etc. Not really, BK isn’t the only thing to report on potentially. Can still be factual without covering every topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Noctis said: Not really, BK isn’t the only thing to report on potentially. Can still be factual without covering every topic. Except for the part where that literally obligates shifty to tell BK first, who can then dictate what is done further. Lets not pretend like any and all intel isnt relevant to a superpower, just ask America with its hands in everything. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Anarch Caelum Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Akuryo said: Except for the part where that literally obligates shifty to tell BK first, who can then dictate what is done further. Lets not pretend like any and all intel isnt relevant to a superpower, just ask America with its hands in everything. Only if it pertains to their security like a standard PIAT should he tell them, although he doesn’t need them to screen his content. So if it pertains to BK’s security they’ll probably find out & he might not purposely bash ally in public. Although plenty of other content, never seen one on your alliance or TGH. So he might not report on what you’re most interested in, but BK isn’t only alliance doing stuff. Edited December 29, 2018 by Noctis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Just now, Noctis said: Only if it pertains to their security line a standard PIAT should he tell them, although he doesn’t need them to screen his content. So if it pertains to BK’s security they’ll probably find out & he might not purposely bash ally in public. Although plenty of other content, never seen one on your alliance or TGH. So he might not report on what you’re most interested in, but BK isn’t only alliance doing stuff. I can see you still lack any intelligence at all. So see how i noted BK is a superpower and compared it to America right. Now we'd all assume America doesn't care about shitholes right. Yet everytime a dumpster fire goes too far in one, it claims its a threat to security and does what it wants. Now look at BK's list of useless protectorates who'd be better off disbanded sitting in none and tell me i'm not stating the obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Anarch Caelum Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Just now, Akuryo said: I can see you still lack any intelligence at all. So see how i noted BK is a superpower and compared it to America right. Now we'd all assume America doesn't care about shitholes right. Yet everytime a dumpster fire goes too far in one, it claims its a threat to security and does what it wants. Now look at BK's list of useless protectorates who'd be better off disbanded sitting in none and tell me i'm not stating the obvious. Shows you have no good arguments when petty insults is what you resort to in order to try making your BS sound like anything other than whining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted December 29, 2018 Author Share Posted December 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Buorhann said: SNN is now the actual equivalent of CNN. Biased media, Fake News, etc. 2 hours ago, Noctis said: Not really, BK isn’t the only thing to report on potentially. Can still be factual without covering every topic. 1 hour ago, Akuryo said: I can see you still lack any intelligence at all. So see how i noted BK is a superpower and compared it to America right. Now we'd all assume America doesn't care about shitholes right. Yet everytime a dumpster fire goes too far in one, it claims its a threat to security and does what it wants. Now look at BK's list of useless protectorates who'd be better off disbanded sitting in none and tell me i'm not stating the obvious. I can't report BK's on paper allies like IQ, fellow protectorates. So if GotG or Acadia have a leak, that's a no-go. But if let's say UPN does something, tS-sphere, TKR sphere, paperless, TGH-KT-Emp-Obv, or micros, then it's fair game. So I'm obviously still covering lots of ground. I didn't leak TEst before nor alliances I was friends with, so it's basically the same except now I'm in a different AA. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Biased media. SNN is crook. Fake news. You heard it from the man himself. Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRebelMan Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 9 hours ago, Akuryo said: Except for the part where that literally obligates shifty to tell BK first, who can then dictate what is done further. Lets not pretend like any and all intel isnt relevant to a superpower, just ask America with its hands in everything. As Hippo said, SNN has become CNN. Or Fox, or whatever biased news network. It isnt that it will be fake news, but that it will be biased. There used to be a little bit of bias before, when Shifty wouldnt report on TEst going to war and such. And that's expected. As it will be expected in connection with BK. And ofc, BK won't mind a little info on the side, because what major alliance does? And then again, if BK needs something to be fabricated, Shifty might be the one to stir the pot....... Just sayin'!!! 8 hours ago, ?ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™? said: I didn't leak TEst before nor alliances I was friends with, so it's basically the same except now I'm in a different AA. And the area of No Go when it comes to leaks just increased. R.I.P. SSN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Except that all of IQ together, have too many treaties to count resorting in much ground being lost unlike when you were in TEst, which is paperless. Regarding your friends, I doubt the relationships there have changed so you still have your personal obligation or whatever to them as well. SNN ain't dead but lost a lot of potential content to cover which is unfortunate. 2 I have no idea what I'm doing but that doesn't stop me from doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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