Popular Post Samuel Bates Posted December 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 25, 2018 ALERT CONAINM/^}* %... Merry Christmas Instances of SCP-784 have increased and are highly dan~+*>^* JOLLY The Foundation is under att@># the MISTLETOE Item #: SCP-784Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-784 has been disguised as a gated community and is currently surrounded by a 3.5-meter-high, 0.8-meter-thick concrete wall to deter intrusion. The top of the wall is lined with electrified steel cable, and the gate is to be locked. Any non-Foundation personnel attempting to enter SCP-784 are not to be interfered with, due to the possibility of provoking a violent reaction from the occupants of SCP-784. Non-Foundation personnel exiting SCP-784 are to be detained, questioned, and released following administration of a Class-B amnestic. Foundation personnel entering SCP-784 are to be dressed in traditional Christmas wear prior to entering SCP-784.The area composing SCP-784 is to be monitored remotely by a Foundation-controlled weather balloon. In the event that personnel are required to enter SCP-784, all involved personnel must have memorized the entire contents of the A██ P███████ 'Beginners Guide to Christmas Carols'. They are to be checked for precision prior to entering SCP-784. Due to SCP-784's proximity to suburban housing developments, as well as the ramifications of provoking SCP-784-1, patrols within SCP-784 are to be unarmed except during a Noel event. In the case of an unexpected Noel event, members of SCP-784-1 are to be restrained as non-violently as possible while Foundation personnel prepare procedure 784-C.Description: SCP-784 is a neighborhood in the town of ████, Texas. Currently SCP-784 is made up of twenty-four houses and two apartment buildings, all of which are decorated with ██████-brand Christmas lights at a density of approximately fifteen lights per square meter of housing. SCP-784 will always be covered by between 12 and 33 centimeters of snow, though no unseasonable weather will occur above SCP-784.All houses within SCP-784 are occupied by a variable number of instances of SCP-784-1. SCP-784-1 is composed mostly of adult humans, all of whom wear sweaters typically associated with holiday gift giving. The number of unique instances of SCP-784-1 within SCP-784 has been estimated at three hundred. Instances of SCP-784-1 have not been observed engaging in reproductive activity, and no instances of SCP-784-1 have ever observably been born within SCP-784. Instances of SCP-784-1 appear to age normally, though the death of an instance of SCP-784-1 has never been observed by Foundation personnel.All instances of SCP-784-1 express traits commonly associated with 'Christmas spirit' throughout the year. These traits include singing of Christmas carols, performance of plays commonly associated with the birth of Christ, and various eggnog-related festivities. These activities are engaged in daily, though specific activities will never repeat more than once per week. STAY IN DOO<~#* GO OUTSIDE! JOIN THE CELEBRATION! 2 6 Secure. Contain. Protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRebelMan Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 What's this mean in English? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Bates Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 minute ago, TheRebelMan said: What's this mean in English? Translating.... Merry Christmas! end transmission of cheer..... 2 Secure. Contain. Protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Should I be cheerful or fearful? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Bates Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: Should I be cheerful or fearful? Scanning.... Responding.... Both... end transmission.... 1 Secure. Contain. Protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forethought Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 I got bored after the first paragraph and skimmed through the rest. Your other ones were better ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 The foundation will be pleased to note that I have already gunned down multiple instances of SCP-784-1. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. 1 Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Bates Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 52 minutes ago, Forethought said: I got bored after the first paragraph and skimmed through the rest. Your other ones were better ? Decrypting.... I use content from the wiki to make the posts fit with the lore and felt the description important for this SCP. I won’t use the description or this much of it in the future for simplicity. end transmission... 26 minutes ago, Spaceman Thrax said: The foundation will be pleased to note that I have already gunned down multiple instances of SCP-784-1. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. Thank you, your services have not gone unnoticed and The Foundation salutes you. We wish you luck and have a very merry Christmas. Secure. Contain. Protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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