Popular Post Spaceman Thrax Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 Happy Spacemas! On this day, which has been hallowed since yesterday, we anoint ourselves with ceremonial spacetallow and go on chemical-assisted journeys across the cosmos. We offer you the gift of Spacemas, the holiday that you can celebrate by just kinda doing whatever, then deciding it’s holy. Our commune’s members wish you swift solar winds, and have been diligently carrying out the holy rites throughout the past year: Seb has been covering his nude body with powdered gold, and then rolling about in a pile of defunct currencies. Albus Dumbledore has been spoiling books for children. Ripper has been quietly expanding his family of Greek warriors, and carefully watching his calendar for some reason that is probably totally benign. Cazaric has been admiring his own body inside his newly completed mirrored wangcube. Azrimalos has been teaching his kids the TRUE meaning of Christmas (pain). Gideon Lorr is retrieving church relics from the compound mystery spot. Critters has been buying an altogether unreasonable amount of ammunition, and designing Bo’s all-hippy diet. Redarmy has been absorbing government cynicism and redecorating his festive gulag. Goomy has been just generally being more sane than anyone else in the Church, which is disconcerting in itself. Spaceman Thrax has found a new kind of adhesive to huff for the holiday season. W has been boycotting Spacemas because he doesn’t like the regional dub. Utz has been decorating his truck with a festive napalm launcher. Joe Stupid has been contemplating the nature of stupidity, and making his peace with the venerable, volcano-dwelling imbecile spirits. Bloody Boatmen has been staying with the bloody boat. Nietzschelloo has been preparing the butt roast, which is just a butt. Snuffles has been pooping all over the yard. Katie has been g8, tbh, unlike BOYS (rme, smh). Captain Bezzers has been literally simulating the deaths of everyone else on this list. CPT Nixon has been stockpiling bacon for the new year. Ichabod Crane is continuing his one-man war against modernity. TheSnipe has been taunting Hades’ soul and celebrating his final victory. Lene Hau has upped her toll rates as the villagers begin to catch on. Black Rook is more than prepared for this stupid year to finally die. Syrano is quietly plotting his revenge. Master Antony is spending more time in his skull garden. Burnchurch has been wondering when he is old enough to get his share of wisdom, and assuring the rest of us his name is just a cheerful homage. Abbas Mehdi is celebrating another year of no one figuring out who put Xenu up to it. Maia has been decorating the Spacemas vestibule with cheerful blood splatters. Bradley Davis has been hiding in his shell and not escorting scorpions. Torshiro Mifune is bringing Uncle’s word to the heathen people of Saturn. Jack is hunting down his doppelgangers for a climactic showdown. Luke is currently between universes, and cannot take your call. Steuart Geharon is fitting in way too well, and it’s frightening. Packanimal is saving up to finance another round of name changes. Lord of Puns is trying to figure out how you make a pun out of a holiday that is already a totally made up word. Malinok swears the place looked like that when he got here. Vexz better celebrate, or we’ll never let her out of the basement. Ezio Auditore has been wondering why he got himself into this. Happy Spacemas, from our family to yours! TL:DR: Hope everyone's having a good holiday season! Also: goofy stuff. 12 10 Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Royalist Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 how dare you keep vexz in the basement? 1 aka Filip, The Royalist or Tremor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maia Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divinum Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 It's to be expected that Manthrax will, heartier than anyone else, celebrate the birth of Christ, the only individual in existence who loves him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ataxia Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 (edited) Release Vexz, our great Queen of House Stark, Mr.Thrax... or else. Edited December 24, 2018 by Darth Ataxia House Stark Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 That Roman dude next to Vexz better be me ☺️ 3 Roman Empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maia Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Vexz said: Nah guy's, this is major improvement than being in Maia's trunk, so I shall thank you guys for caring, but I rather not be sent back into the trunk... it's very claustrophobic in there. It was nightmare! She was screaming all the way ? But I couldn't let @Bezzers down with his Spacemas gift. @Trajan yes that's you but not very happy seeing Vexz with another man Edited December 24, 2018 by Maia 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracov Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 So clearly there's something more to this poem... SARCAGCRGSWUJBNSKCCITLBSMBABTJLSPLMVE What can it mean? Ripper's plan for global domiation is my guess. Merry Spacemas my dudes ❤️ Also @Maia stop being so creative it's upsetting your level of talent ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Just went through the entire thing, wasn't disappointed. Thank you CoS, and happy Spacemas!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 52 minutes ago, Cracov said: So clearly there's something more to this poem... SARCAGCRGSWUJBNSKCCITLBSMBABTJLSPLMVE What can it mean? Ripper's plan for global domiation is my guess. Merry Spacemas my dudes ❤️ Also @Maia stop being so creative it's upsetting your level of talent ? On behalf of Oswald State Correctional Institute, we do not accept this message. One of our inmates got loose and is trying to escape. Thankfully the Fraggle Correctional Staff has captured and returned Cracov to the hole. Orbis is safe again Merry Spacemas to all, except Cracov. No radishes for you tonight. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Who wants to join me in the gulag and drink some eggnog? 1 2 "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSnipe Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 *Comes out of hiding* Hilarious Thrax! Happy Spacemas to all! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteuartGeharon Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Drinking the blood of Uncle Drinking it right from his veins Learning to swim in the punch bowl Learning to prowl in his name The body of Space looked unto me A preacher with ladle in hand He wants you to suck on the Holy Ghost And swallow the sins of man I think my mom will be happy to know that I finally made friends. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Merry Spacemas! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinok Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 No idea whot happened here! Open another barrel of scotch! 1 Legal Disclaimer: My opinions do not necessarily reflect of the opinions of my alliance, allies, enemies or neutrals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torshiro Mifune Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Apparently I’m some kind of space crusader. I’m okay with this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 It is frankly insulting that anyone would even celebrate such an event as "Christmas". It's clear that the ILLUMINATI CONTROLLED MASS MEDIA have been propogating this thing they call a "holiday" to drain power from the people of Earth to feed the insatiable hunger of the TIME GOD CHRONOS, and the powerful wizard families like the Clintons and the Bushes are using it to offer sacrificies to Chronos in hopes that they will be spared when the rapture arrives. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVDCCHN Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackAnimal Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 9 hours ago, SteuartGeharon said: Drinking the blood of Uncle Drinking it right from his veins Learning to swim in the punch bowl Learning to prowl in his name The body of Space looked unto me A preacher with ladle in hand He wants you to suck on the Holy Ghost And swallow the sins of man I think my mom will be happy to know that I finally made friends. I'd just like to show some appreciation that this is really ducking awesome! Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Nutter Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 On 12/24/2018 at 5:17 PM, FilipS said: how dare you keep vexz in the basement? It has to be done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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