Popular Post Seeker Posted December 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) It was fun, time to call it a wrap! The Isle's Surrender to Guardians of the Galaxy The Isle is, so I've been told, an alliance. A very, very nasty alliance. People keep asking me "What about The Isle? What about The Isle?" And I don't know! But I can tell you one thing folks, The Isle is in trouble. They are losing their war. They are not well managed. Mad Max is not as attractive as his avatar. Absolutely terrible. Believe me, I've seen alliances. Some very, very big alliances. And their alliance has issues, folks! Some real issues. Just incredible. 1: While You Studied Pixels, I Studied The Blade A member of The Isle must provide a butter knife to Ashland in Guardians of the Galaxy. Given that none of them live near, actual f'ing civilization, a PO box will be acquired and provided for this purpose. That's going to cost like 11 dollars, I hope you know. Why.. must the cost of war be so high? 9 dollars would be reasonable. And apparently LOL Mad Max had to order a butter knife because he doesn't own one. I swear, that's not even part of the joke. He literally does not own a knife. Hahaha he uses plastic silverware. I mean, f me. What can we do to him that life hasn't already done? 2: Life Imitates Art It has come to our attention that the actual name for The Isle in our Declaration of War does not match with what the alliance claims their name is publicly (The Island, how crazy is that?). To rectify this situation, the alliance in question will correct their in game alliance name to The Isle. And they will read Oscar Wilde's anti-mimesian essay The Decay of Lying so they can get the f'ing joke in the head of this section of the treaty. They have to keep this as their name for three months or until Mad Max rerolls his nation again. Whichever comes first. 3: Mad Max's Online Conduct We demand that Mad Max immediately cease cyberbullying his cousin Georgie. Imagine, for a moment, that you are 15. A Freshman in high school. You get harassed all day at school because of your weight and sloppy genetics. Then you come home, exhausted, hoping to detox on social media only to find your cousin (who is supposed to be your family) cruelly mocking you for your weight even though he is substantially more obese than you. I am sick and tired of cyber bullying. GoG will #StandUp to bullies and demand that Mad Max stop this evil crusade. 4: Absence of Evidence is not Evidence of Absence The Isle must formally renounce all ties to Cynic and apologize for any involvement they may (or may not) have had with regards to him stealing BC's bank. This is a sort of behavior GoG does not condone and we want those who were involved to be held responsible. So The Isle must do the honorable thing and apologize if they did, indeed, have anything to do with it. Which they very well may have. If they have proof that they were not involved then we certainly encourage them to share it. Because we have not seen any proof of that thus far. The Isle drove what occurred, masterminded the entire plan, recruited Cynic, and orchestrated everything... Or did they? 5. You Asked For It War shall not be declared between Guardians of the Galaxy and The Isle for a period of six months under any circumstances. The Isle can not participate in any wars outside of defense of itself or its current M-level allies for six months. Failure to adhere to this will result in more butterknives being sent to our collection. Signed for Guardians of the Galaxy: Seeker - Star Lord Cino - Ravager Yang Cheng - The Collector KingOfBlueBears - Master Technician Ivk - Nova Prime Signed for The Isle: Mad Max Caanite Natalia Hahiha Butterknife Edited December 19, 2018 by Seeker 7 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Cheers mate. Somehow GoG beat isles, and next thing I know, KT is going to merge into a random micro. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Kell Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Not going to lie... I was hoping for Seeker to lose just for the memes... Now I'm stuck with this thing and no-where to post it... Good job tho... Butterknife is a good buy! 3 Listen to J Kell's new single: About The Author An early member of Roz Wei in 2015, J Kell went on to stay within the paperless world of Empyrea before signing with Soup Kitchen while scoring a record deal in 2019. J Kell went on to release multiple Orbis Top 40 hits. In 2020, J Kell took a break from Orbis. He's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) Was a fun war. Was nice conversing with seeker during the whole event getting some cool peace terms. I look forward to the future. Also, I don’t own silverware because my roomies have their own silverware. I’m also on the go a lot - I meal prep, so plastic forks and shit are just easier. Here are TI’s term responses. https://docs.google.com/document/d/14jqP6Gx221txZUk-hYxQ5dK4CwbFQ2SZx88sb2n3VkU/edit?usp=sharing Edited December 19, 2018 by Mad Max 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thantos Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 My first ever Victory Royale! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVDCCHN Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Hot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner. Wait, wrong game. 1 1 Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Knives after getting F0rked inb4 we see spoons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Glad to see you're getting along well Max. ? Sporks ftw. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Epi said: Knives after getting F0rked inb4 we see spoons We got FORKnifed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Looks like all those credit card numbers and P/W credits helped Seeker secure an epic victory royale 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 hours ago, CitrusK said: KT is going to merge into a random micro ITS NOT RANDOM IT IS CALLED ET 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland1 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 @Mad Max I can't believe you took a section that had "Absence of Evidence isn't Evidence of Absence" 100% seriously. That was pretty funny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, Ashland1 said: @Mad Max I can't believe you took a section that had "Absence of Evidence isn't Evidence of Absence" 100% seriously. That was pretty funny. I didn’t take any of it seriously - I only replied in a serious tone to further the retardation of that funny peace term. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Congrats on peace! 1 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallenn Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Oof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker Posted December 20, 2018 Author Share Posted December 20, 2018 (edited) You asked me why I'm doing this, but even if I told you why I doubt it would change anything at all. But lets assume it does. My goal was to prove that if you willing to take risks in your verbage (that was removed from the forums due to unknown reasons) then there would be a reciprocating force against it. It wasn't impressive to voice yourself against an alliance who didn't benefit from putting you down while you profited from denouncing us. What I want is to provide an environment where people join lower ranked alliances that actually understand the game effectively, a noble cause. The end result of this war isn't optimal to those goals but it does ensure my alliance eliminates possible threats that have been illuminated via various deleted threads. Edited December 20, 2018 by Seeker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowthrone Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Butterknives for Ashland! Congrats o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 7 hours ago, Seeker said: You asked me why I'm doing this, but even if I told you why I doubt it would change anything at all. But lets assume it does. My goal was to prove that if you willing to take risks in your verbage (that was removed from the forums due to unknown reasons) then there would be a reciprocating force against it. It wasn't impressive to voice yourself against an alliance who didn't benefit from putting you down while you profited from denouncing us. What I want is to provide an environment where people join lower ranked alliances that actually understand the game effectively, a noble cause. The end result of this war isn't optimal to those goals but it does ensure my alliance eliminates possible threats that have been illuminated via various deleted threads. Is this you saying "well if you run your mouth a bunch, you should get hit for it"? If so are you aware you are Seeker? 6 Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteuartGeharon Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 I pride myself on being an overeducated !@#$ and even I didn't get the Oscar Wild reference. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 (edited) 16 hours ago, Seeker said: You asked me why I'm doing this, but even if I told you why I doubt it would change anything at all. But lets assume it does. My goal was to prove that if you willing to take risks in your verbage (that was removed from the forums due to unknown reasons) then there would be a reciprocating force against it. It wasn't impressive to voice yourself against an alliance who didn't benefit from putting you down while you profited from denouncing us. What I want is to provide an environment where people join lower ranked alliances that actually understand the game effectively, a noble cause. The end result of this war isn't optimal to those goals but it does ensure my alliance eliminates possible threats that have been illuminated via various deleted threads. I’m a bit confused by this - as if this is for me or The Island, you didn’t mention anything like this during our talks and path to “fun” peace terms. It would seem as though you’re looking to continue to stir the pot after we agreed to peace, followed through with the terms....minus the butter-knife because that hold up is on your part, there is still no P.O. Box information & we were told there wouldn’t be delay. As far as deleted threads, I’ve never personally asked for threads to be deleted nor have I deleted threads through moderation - id go on to assume that that is false on your part. If you want me to say that I’ve said GoG is trash and that you’re shit - sure, I’ve said it and you’ve heard it. That was my opinion of GoG led by You, seeker. To go on to say that our denouncement of you and your alliance led to profit in our side... haha well, not sure what we profited from that. Maybe you know better than me. Verbage is verbage and opinions are opinions. I’m quite sure every single person in this game has opinions on the alliances around them, they’ve been a part of, or come into the lime light. Choosing to hit an alliance because you don’t like them is fine and dandy. Your declaration of war from a non-gov member and the subsequent alliance representation within that thread PLUS the duty you bestowed upon that member to write up these mediocre peace terms, which were intended to be fun, funny, and joyful as a mark on our history to put shit behind us - which we discussed on discord - is what causes me and other people to formulate the previously stated opinions. Like I said before - I look forward to the future. I was genuine about putting things in the past. Obviously, that only works if everyone agrees on that. I did enjoy our conversations, but being that they don’t seem to be genuine nor do they feel now that you were serious about moving forward, I’d say we just go separate ways. Merry Christmas seeker. Edit: Seeker said he was drunk last night. Edited December 21, 2018 by Mad Max 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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