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In honor of Jordan Dee's coup, I've sent him some care packages to help some of the economic strain his military is providing.

You successfully assassinated enemy spies in Deylis. Your spies killed 17 enemy spies. Your agents were caught and identified by Deylis's counter-intelligence forces. The operation cost you $1,091,192.01 and 6 of your spies were captured and executed. Save this information somewhere safe; after you leave this page you will not be able to see this intelligence report again without executing another operation.

 

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, democracy doesn't work

 

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 An early member of Roz Wei in 2015, J Kell went on to stay within the paperless world of Empyrea before signing with Soup Kitchen while scoring a record deal in 2019. J Kell went on to release multiple Orbis Top 40 hits. In 2020, J Kell took a break from Orbis. He's back.

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12 minutes ago, Thalmor said:

Have you ever woke up and said "frick IT" and YEET'ed Democracy in your alliance?

Usually an alliance needs to vote for it & it’s probably a good idea even as a formality. Although I’m sure they’ll figure it out on their own. 

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1 hour ago, Thalmor said:

Have you ever woke up and said "frick IT" and YEET'ed Democracy in your alliance?

Why would I wake up in a democratic alliance?

Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]>    God your worse the grealind >.>

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Democracies? No, Dictatorships are what made North Korea the best korea for 72 years straight according to North Korea magazine.

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Yeet on all the fascists, viva la revolution mofo - Josip Broz for all dem Titos and Tities

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