Popular Post Ashland1 Posted November 21, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2018 Hi, TheSpeaker. How's it going, sweetheart? Long time no see. We weren't really going to do a war declaration because... well, *looks at your alliance* you get it. But I figured I'd do the gentlemanly thing and reconnect with you and so I asked if I could do the honors. I was told I could. I'll be honest, I have no idea why we're attacking The Isle and, frankly, I don't care. I never was a fan of politics. It was always a distraction and I'm thankful that I don't have to worry about any of it now. But I've got my marching orders, quotas need to be met, and things need to be done in the most efficient manner. If I can break up yet another ill-conceived alliance of yours, well... that'll be just another notch in my belt. Your loyal friend and Confidante, Ashland 2 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 shush its all according to the plan And your nation link does not work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Lets get this bread! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfBlueBears Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Lmfao love you Abby and hahi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Let Seeker Eat Cake. Goodluck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thantos Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Where we dropping bois? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigma Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Thantos said: Where we dropping bois? Did i get the chicken dinner yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) instead of joining in on a dogpile, why not grow a pair and hit their treaty partners? difficult wars not your thing? i get it but this is just ~lame~ Edited November 21, 2018 by hope 5 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, hope said: instead of joining in on a dogpile, why not grow a pair and hit their treaty partners? difficult wars not your thing? i get it but this is just ~lame~ Joining what dogpile? I didn't have anyone join, I told IQ like 30 minutes prior to us hitting them. I can hit them now, I could hit them before, I can hit them at anytime! Stop talking out your booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 go get em tali On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thantos Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, hope said: instead of joining in on a dogpile, why not grow a pair and hit their treaty partners? difficult wars not your thing? i get it but this is just ~lame~ It be personal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Kell Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 , Listen to J Kell's new single: About The Author An early member of Roz Wei in 2015, J Kell went on to stay within the paperless world of Empyrea before signing with Soup Kitchen while scoring a record deal in 2019. J Kell went on to release multiple Orbis Top 40 hits. In 2020, J Kell took a break from Orbis. He's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I love that Ashland & Seeker continue to be personal - y'all must have been hurt in the past. I also love the DoW - extremely "ill conceived" like most of your previous foreign affairs/political work Ashland (and seeker). Regardless of your decision to hit us on the Island was planned out, processed, or even discussed with your allies...really doesn't matter. What does stand to be true is the fact that you hit us - after Arrgh and Oblivion did a bang up job on our nations. So, get that bread, eat that cake - you will still be the stepsister IQ alliance that runs in after damage has been dealt to claim your scooby snack. Us here on the Island have plenty of margaritas and chicken strips to last us through the war and we are having an awesome time - too many pros to get salty about the cons. It is great to have players who never experienced war actually experience and go through it with them. That being said... 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland1 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 LOL okay, Gilligan. I hope The Isle is ready for the storm that's abrewin'! Sometimes when I get hit I like to stop and think "What did I do that I should not do again?" Maybe consider that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sir Scarfalot Posted November 21, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Ashland1 said: Sometimes when I get hit I like to stop and think "What did I do that I should not do again?" Maybe consider that? If the answer to that is anything but "hug pixels and only pick easy fights" then you're the one that should consider the question tbh. Edited November 21, 2018 by Sir Scarfalot 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Mad Max said: I love that Ashland & Seeker continue to be personal - y'all must have been hurt in the past. I also love the DoW - extremely "ill conceived" like most of your previous foreign affairs/political work Ashland (and seeker). Regardless of your decision to hit us on the Island was planned out, processed, or even discussed with your allies...really doesn't matter. What does stand to be true is the fact that you hit us - after Arrgh and Oblivion did a bang up job on our nations. So, get that bread, eat that cake - you will still be the stepsister IQ alliance that runs in after damage has been dealt to claim your scooby snack. Us here on the Island have plenty of margaritas and chicken strips to last us through the war and we are having an awesome time - too many pros to get salty about the cons. It is great to have players who never experienced war actually experience and go through it with them. That being said... How is any of our foreign affairs ill conceived? Our foreign affairs was essentially set into motions long before you ever joined the alliance. Fam, it doesn't matter who hit you or who didn't hit you. We get this cake regardless. You make your bed then you lay in it. How many alliances have you run into the ground so far? 3? 4? 5? You're literally the original Sean Anthony. It's pretty rich to hear someone who has fought one war criticize someone who has fought several? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland1 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said: If the answer to that is anything but "hug pixels and only pick easy fights" then you're the one that should consider the question tbh. Wow, people still accuse every attacker of this every war? Apparently things haven't changed since I was last active in 2016. Good to know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thantos Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Mad Max said: I love that Ashland & Seeker continue to be personal - y'all must have been hurt in the past. I also love the DoW - extremely "ill conceived" like most of your previous foreign affairs/political work Ashland (and seeker). Regardless of your decision to hit us on the Island was planned out, processed, or even discussed with your allies...really doesn't matter. What does stand to be true is the fact that you hit us - after Arrgh and Oblivion did a bang up job on our nations. So, get that bread, eat that cake - you will still be the stepsister IQ alliance that runs in after damage has been dealt to claim your scooby snack. Us here on the Island have plenty of margaritas and chicken strips to last us through the war and we are having an awesome time - too many pros to get salty about the cons. It is great to have players who never experienced war actually experience and go through it with them. That being said... Edited November 21, 2018 by Thantos 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 13 hours ago, Mad Max said: I love that Ashland & Seeker continue to be personal - y'all must have been hurt in the past. I also love the DoW - extremely "ill conceived" like most of your previous foreign affairs/political work Ashland (and seeker). Regardless of your decision to hit us on the Island was planned out, processed, or even discussed with your allies...really doesn't matter. What does stand to be true is the fact that you hit us - after Arrgh and Oblivion did a bang up job on our nations. So, get that bread, eat that cake - you will still be the stepsister IQ alliance that runs in after damage has been dealt to claim your scooby snack. Us here on the Island have plenty of margaritas and chicken strips to last us through the war and we are having an awesome time - too many pros to get salty about the cons. It is great to have players who never experienced war actually experience and go through it with them. That being said... Doesn't matter till we win I guess or atleast do a little extra net damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 GoG talks an awful lot of shit for being the invalid red headed step child of IQ. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland1 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Akuryo said: GoG talks an awful lot of shit for being the invalid red headed step child of IQ. I know what you're all wondering and yes, the carpets match the drapes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladomir Palpatine Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 35 minutes ago, Mad Max said: I love that Ashland & Seeker continue to be personal - y'all must have been hurt in the past. I also love the DoW - extremely "ill conceived" like most of your previous foreign affairs/political work Ashland (and seeker). Regardless of your decision to hit us on the Island was planned out, processed, or even discussed with your allies...really doesn't matter. What does stand to be true is the fact that you hit us - after Arrgh and Oblivion did a bang up job on our nations. So, get that bread, eat that cake - you will still be the stepsister IQ alliance that runs in after damage has been dealt to claim your scooby snack. Us here on the Island have plenty of margaritas and chicken strips to last us through the war and we are having an awesome time - too many pros to get salty about the cons. It is great to have players who never experienced war actually experience and go through it with them. That being said... This is a fantastically, outstandingly, marvelously well written post. It has been quite a while since I've seen someone whine with that kind of finesse and then walk it off like they don't care. I'd tip my hat to you but you're so cool for school I doubt you'd acknowledge it. Let me just go peace out my war and blow my own pixels up. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Basically all I'm getting out of this - horribly placed DoW on a Micro - is: Y'all like fortnite - a lot. #virgins You reference things that happened years in the past - including using my old name, which most people already know I was the speaker. lmao - I guess you really mined for that salt. Y'all like to puff your chest for hitting micros...who have already been hit and act like its some insane victory. You're literally a 21 year old kicking a 5 year old in the chest and saying you won. Lastly, as per usual - your PR game is weak AF - you look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob and its honestly hilarious. Picture below: The Island member in the GoG Storm. Just now, Vladomir Palpatine said: This is a fantastically, outstandingly, marvelously well written post. It has been quite a while since I've seen someone whine with that kind of finesse and then walk it off like they don't care. I'd tip my hat to you but you're so cool for school I doubt you'd acknowledge it. Let me just go peace out my war and blow my own pixels up. What a gentleman and a scholar. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland1 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) Hahaha Isn't The Isle *literally* based on Fortnite? Isn't the whole thing about The Isle literally just one big Fortnite reference? I wouldn't know. I don't play Fortnite. I don't blame you on the name change, btw. Good move, sport. And as for you whining about being a micro: Edited November 21, 2018 by Ashland1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamea Arano Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mad Max said: Y'all like fortnite - a lot. #virgins I honestly thought of The Culling more than anything. Terms of Service | Wiki | Contact Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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