Popular Post Zygon Posted October 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2018 A fleet of ships cut through the waves at sea, on the lookout for their targets. The North had been on the lookout ever since word had gotten back to them about a sinister plot that The Knight’s Radiant and The Commonwealth had conspired against them and their allies. Now they were just off the coast of TCW, hunting their ever elusive prey. Jroc was up in the crow’s nest of the flagship, gazing intently across the waves. Suddenly, a plume of water shot up just to their right and Jroc’s eyes snapped to that spot, hoping that it hadn’t been his imagination. His staring was not in vain, for more plumes began to erupt from the ocean, and finally a giant mass breached the water. “Whales, whales!” wailed Jroc “Starboard side my liege! Maybe I can teach this one to jump out of its tail like I did the last time!” “Excellent! Bring us about!” Zygon shouted to one of his men. The ship began to turn to give chase to the whales and the rest of the fleet followed suit with shouts of joy. Their prey had been found at last. Like a moth drawn to a lamp, Darth Revan’s ship surged ahead of Zygon’s, since it wasn’t weighed down with dictionaries and spelling books. All around his vessel, whales were breaching and slamming back down into the ocean. “Prepare the harpoons!” Revan yelled to his crew before giving the wheel over to Ballard, “Hold her steady, so I can draw first blood.” He ran to the prow, harpoon in hand and waited for the perfect whale to breach. He could see in front of him the water begin to move aside. If he could get this whale then House Stark could feast for months. When the whale breached it blotted out the sun with its massiveness, yet gave off its own luminance in its golden adorned skin. Revan drew back and threw his harpoon and knew instantly it would pierce the blubbered whale’s heart. Before the harpoon even made it halfway to the whale, the whale had disappeared mid breach. Not back into the ocean’s depth, but out of thin air it was just...gone. Revan turned to Ballard. “What kind of black magic was that?” he yelled across the ship “I don’t know, maybe he went on vacation!” Ballard said with a laugh. Revan’s whale wasn’t the only one to disappear, a couple other vanished completely as well. The rest of them were making their way to a nearby beach where a crowd had formed to watch the slaughter. Zygon’s ship pulled alongside Revan’s. “Hey! They’re headed towards the land called The Commonwealth. Once they beach themselves it should be an easy day!” Zygon shouted across to Revan, “Let’s corral them in with the fleet and have our day.” Revan nodded and they conveyed their orders to the fleet. As one, the fleet moved forward, and the whales made a beeline straight to the beach. They didn’t hesitate to launch themselves onto the land and the onshore crowd ran towards them. The Stark ships slid smoothly onto the sand and the Men of the North leapt over the sides and began to make a mad rush towards the whales with Zygon leading the charge. As they drew closer, the slowly came to a stop, confused at the crowd in front of them The crowd was petting the whales, comforting them. Some of them appeared to be eating Cup O’ Noodle© BC. As one they turned from the whales and walked towards the Starks, tilting their heads this way and that, whispering something almost chant-like. Zygon turned to Revan. “What in the North are they saying?” he whispered “I don’t know but it’s getting louder.” Revan replied. The Commoners continued forward until they were about twenty feet from the Starks. Then their chanting got louder. “Owo what’s this? Owo what’s this? Owo what’s this?” The Northerners began to laugh amongst themselves. This was the people associated with the whales? Zygon took a couple of steps forward, removed his sword from its sheath and planted it in the sand. “Where is your leader? I need to talk with him.” He called out. The chanting stopped and the crowd began to look around in confusion. Finally a figure stepped forward. She had a Cup of Noodles in her hand. “Hello, I’m Purplemoon. We had come to the beach looking for our Senpai but we couldn’t find him. He said he was going for a swim with our whales.” “What kind of pie is that? Like a cherry pie?” Zygon asked “Senpai is our leader. You probably were attacking him when you came after our whales. This is an unforgivable atrocity” “Listen, I’m coming after your whales because of what you all planned to do. If you can’t understand that then I don’t know what to tell you.” Zygon replied Purplemoon tilted her head, “owo, get off of our beach and leave our whales alone.” Zygon sighed “ I can’t do that. See, justice must be served. Step aside and let us do our work.” “You’ll never touch our whales without getting through us.” “Very well. Then I, Zygon of House Stark, First of His Name, King in the North, Protector of the Realm, Misspeller of Werdz, Killer of Dragons, and Harbinger of Justice declare war on the land of The Commonwealth.” He picked up his sword and the army behind him readied their weapons. Purplemoon, realizing that she only had a Cup O’Noodles with which to fight, threw it at Zygon and turned tail to run. The Northerners surged forward, rushing the Commoners and whales. Some of the Commoners ran towards the Starks, yelling about the power of the gods and anime being on their side, but the Starks were fortunate enough to not know what anime was and so they were unphased. They began cutting down the whales and Commoners tried to fight back but watching katana videos on YouTube™ BC in no way prepares you for a horde of Northerners thirsty for blood. With every whale cut apart the beach was showered with gold and riches. The Commoners came to the realization that they should have gone to the beach with their dear leader but instead they done diddly messed up. House Stark Declares War on The Commonwealth 5 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 LETS GO BOYS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillzBob Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Hot damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 For the North! http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ataxia Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 WOOO GCBC House Stark Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVDCCHN Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Looking forward to fighting alongside you! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 The North goes to war. Hail the King in the North! This is one tree we won't be praying to. o/ 1 “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mhearl Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) Where are the harpoons?! Lmao good luck guys except Revy ? Edited October 20, 2018 by Mhearl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Storm Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) Winter is coming. Except for Felkey who's studying to become a doctor enjoying the sun on a tropical beach somewhere. Edited October 20, 2018 by Insert Name Here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Now this is the real shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8mrgrim8 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 14 minutes ago, Insert Name Here said: Winter is coming. Except for Felkey who's studying to become a doctor enjoying the sun on a tropical beach somewhere. I wanna say Mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Can't deny that this was a fun read. I lol'd at the 'maybe he went on vacation' line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Order 227. Go luck Comrades. "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 32 minutes ago, Insert Name Here said: Winter is coming. Except for Felkey who's studying to become a doctor enjoying the sun on a tropical beach somewhere. Felkey will return and force to VM the entire HS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Good to know Felky read Pantheon's Guides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) credit goes to TheNG. Edited October 20, 2018 by Darth Revan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Nothing to do here, but I love GoT so here is a gif: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marianna Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Nice War dec. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I'm loving this new trademark it has my endorsement 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Traveler Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) Have fun© BC, everyone! Edited October 20, 2018 by Charlie Traveler The lawyers made me do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 The starks send their regards. :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ataxia Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Alexio15 said: I'm loving this new trademark it has my endorsement Does this mean you're accepting responsibility for YouTube crashing the other day? House Stark Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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