Popular Post Sisyphus Posted October 11, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2018 The Syndicate prides itself on transparency, high moral and ethical standards, and a profound commitment to maintaining a high standard of behavior and results. This is why after a tumultuous series of scandalous events swirling around all of our competitors, the Syndicate is pleased to focus on the retirement of somebody who has a perfect record of behavior, proven decision-making ability, and absolutely no failures on record whatsoever. Wilhelm the Demented, our Chief Operations Officer, (who is certainly not demented in the slightest) has just recently announced his intent to retire from the Executive Board of the Syndicate after a stellar track record of performance and contributions to the alliance, despite a multitude of missteps and mistakes made by the Syndicate’s various rivals abroad. It can not be understated how perfect an individual Wilhelm the not Demented is, and how the Syndicate will certainly be at a loss for at least a week or so in his absence, but after a time of absolutely no errors or mistakes they must find a way without such a fine example of calculated, controlled leadership. All this taking place against the backdrop of the Syndicate’s various political adversaries being absorbed in the chaos of external diplomatic instability. It must be noted that Wilhelm’s hawkish pragmatism has served his alliance very well. Wilhelm’s robust presence in negotiation chambers will be sorely missed in this period of contextless uncertainty. Wilhelm has already committed all of his retirement to charitable donations and service to provide for and develop those in Orbis most in need of aid - proving that excellence does not end with a beautifully executed career and retirement but that it can only expand and grow beyond conception afterward when you’re talking about an individual with such a pure, flawless, and amazing history. In his most noticeable and depressing absence, the Syndicate would like to announce Leopold von Habsburg as the new Chief Operations Officer. He’ll do for now, we guess, though our hearts are broken at the thought of change after such a smooth and near-effortless period under Wilhelm’s guidance. One can’t help but admire the modesty and humility of the man. This announcement was written and edited by a totally unbiased third party. 8 18 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itachi Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Enjoy retirement, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashimon13 Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 my condolences to all involved rawr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I wept when they put you in gov. Congrats on re-freedom, old friend. 2 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Well clearly I have some big shoes to fill, no question about that after this announcement I hope to do you and The Syndicate proud buddy.....and if not I'm really sorry! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xonera Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Happy Retirement ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 i thought T$ was retirement, damn even they have a retirement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Truly a man who epitomizes the spirit of The $yndicate. Enjoy your retirement dude. Congratz Leo on moving up! 2 Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Awh I'll miss bothering him Congrtaz on retirement! Welcome new guy....I guess 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Mfw I saw Leo replacing Wilhelm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Enjoy your retirement, Wilhelm. Congrats, Leo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Emperor Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 It was truly a pleasure working with you, I hope your retirement goes well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyDLegend Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Sad moment indeed. What you've done in the few months is over the top, and won't be forgotten. (Might add: you've done more then pplz have acomplished in years) Enjoy "retirement" fam Quote Former Manager t$ and Director of R&D Former Director of Finance, Security in e$ Founder of The Prate Syndicate(test server) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I knew It was only a matter of time before the #MeToo movement rocked t$. 1 Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 6 hours ago, 86’d said: I knew It was only a matter of time before the #MeToo movement rocked t$. The blame can be laid squarely at Chaunce's feet for that one. Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betulius Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wilhelm the Demented said: The blame can be laid squarely at Chaunce's feet for that one. He dresses provocatively Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Boooooo!!! We want Wilhelm back! Hail dear leader Partisan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 He only retired from a gov spot, he’s not gone. Lol Now you get to shitpost without consequences! 2 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 25 minutes ago, Buorhann said: He only retired from a gov spot, he’s not gone. Lol Now you get to shitpost without consequences! Which we all knew was his real calling hehe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keza Purple Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 next post, return of JR, I said it first 3 Quote <Dragonk>Like I drink beer, nto it "You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senator Aurelius Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 For the cash gods smile upon you! Quote GREG HOBBS HONDA, DEALER FOR THE PEOPLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyDLegend Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 (edited) Rare live fotage from t$ HQ: Edited October 13, 2018 by MonkeyDLegend HQ Quote Former Manager t$ and Director of R&D Former Director of Finance, Security in e$ Founder of The Prate Syndicate(test server) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazaric Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 I have no idea who either of these people are. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 finally someone is gonna game life. looks at mirror have fun man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Don't you dare be a stranger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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