TheShadow Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) Today(or yesterday or tomorrow depending on you time zones), Typhon had a spy attempt on them. And by Spy Attempt, I don't mean an in-game espionage. A member of United Nations of Culture(UNC) tried to infiltrate Typhon member chat by creating a multi and applying in-game. However, evidences prove he was mentally challenged. Typhon leader Zephyr caught the spy while interviewing him. Here are the few logs:https://i.imgur.com/NbcNc6Z.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/rGj3OkB.png However, it does not end here. After some real harsh interrogation, we found out that this is not the only UNC spy attempt. There have been numerous.https://i.imgur.com/uWXdego.png In-fact, UNC are running an underground spy network, infiltrating various alliances, trying to learn about some prophesied "The Second Coming" which translates to a global war. So, why is this in alliance affairs? And where is Shifty? Shifty is pulling an all-nighter and will be late in reporting this. In the meantime, its a call out to all alliances out there to screen out these spies who might have infiltrated into your ranks. tl;dr: UNC are mass-spying P.S.-UNC must apologize to Typhon and co. too which they already did. Edited September 21, 2018 by TheShadow :blobsweat: 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Bates Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Decrypting.... Transmission received.... I feel quite insulted. You do not have the clearance to have a shady spy network it. Only The Foundation should run these kinds of operations. Please hand all spying assets over to the professionals. End if transmission... Ps. I love a good spy network but, have you ever heard of compartmentalizing intel? No one spy should know about the others let alone all of them. 3 Quote Secure. Contain. Protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulcrum Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 My question is why are your logs pasted as links and not as images? 2 Quote 2016/04/26 – Unreleased Bad Company advert, circa 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Fulcrum said: My question is why are your logs pasted as links and not as images? Dunno mate They were shared as links I know it should auto-embed or something but it didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordyHamsVII Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Now this is a story all about how TheShadow wanted to turn ORBIS upside down! G’day everyone! Numerous allegations have been made tonight, but let's cut to the chase. (Shadow agrees some of these accusations are false.) Just to set the record straight... Number 1: Spy Attempt -The multi account was not at the request of any member in the alliance. It was a lone wolf action. Number 2: Zephyr Interview -Yes, as the evidence provided shows, this did indeed happen. Though as seen it is not spying. -The UNC condemns cheating and thereby took the necessary action of removing Srikanth from the alliance. We have taken the appropriate action of apologising to Typhon and Camelot for the lone wolf's actions. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 minute ago, JordyHamsVII said: Now this is a story all about how TheShadow wanted to turn ORBIS upside down! G’day everyone! Numerous allegations have been made tonight, but let's cut to the chase. (Shadow agrees some of these accusations are false.) Just to set the record straight... Number 1: Spy Attempt -The multi account was not at the request of any member in the alliance. It was a lone wolf action. Number 2: Zephyr Interview -Yes, as the evidence provided shows, this did indeed happen. Though as seen it is not spying. -The UNC condemns cheating and thereby took the necessary action of removing Srikanth from the alliance. We have taken the appropriate action of apologising to Typhon and Camelot for the lone wolf's actions. Now for those who can't find the satire, I can say nothing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 So roll UNC? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, Alexio15 said: So roll UNC? Before it's too late! 1 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, JordyHamsVII said: Now this is a story all about how TheShadow wanted to turn ORBIS upside down! G’day everyone! Numerous allegations have been made tonight, but let's cut to the chase. (Shadow agrees some of these accusations are false.) Just to set the record straight... Number 1: Spy Attempt -The multi account was not at the request of any member in the alliance. It was a lone wolf action. Number 2: Zephyr Interview -Yes, as the evidence provided shows, this did indeed happen. Though as seen it is not spying. -The UNC condemns cheating and thereby took the necessary action of removing Srikanth from the alliance. We have taken the appropriate action of apologising to Typhon and Camelot for the lone wolf's actions. Your nation link doesn't work. Why was I checking? No reason.. Edited September 21, 2018 by Cianuro Quote I have no idea what I'm doing but that doesn't stop me from doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlimited Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 @JordyHamsVIIyou tried to defend yourself? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordyHamsVII Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Cianuro said: Your nation link doesn't work. Why was I checking? No reason.. Sorry just realised I'd missed a number. Fixed now 1 hour ago, Unlimited said: @JordyHamsVIIyou tried to defend yourself? haha No, I'm not smart enough to be a head of a spy ring. As we have stated, UNC condemns cheating and thereby took the necessary action of removing the renegade lone wolf member from the alliance. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, JordyHamsVII said: Sorry just realised I'd missed a number. Fixed now No, I'm not smart enough to be a head of a spy ring. As we have stated, UNC condemns cheating and thereby took the necessary action of removing the renegade lone wolf member from the alliance. Huh. Someone that actually took the high road and did the right thing, and promptly? Well done, well done indeed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) 768 Edited February 16, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlimited Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Epi said: Satirical post alerting the public and an honest response, turned out well imo ? epi de best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senator Aurelius Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 6 hours ago, JordyHamsVII said: Sorry just realised I'd missed a number. Fixed now No, I'm not smart enough to be a head of a spy ring. As we have stated, UNC condemns cheating and thereby took the necessary action of removing the renegade lone wolf member from the alliance. Putting in work Quote GREG HOBBS HONDA, DEALER FOR THE PEOPLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartarus Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Lol @ the entire point of the thread. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan1 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 A lot of alliances must have spies, I know KT put a spy in TKR during the 69 Day War (he deleted after being caught) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Ryan1 said: A lot of alliances must have spies, I know KT put a spy in TKR during the 69 Day War (he deleted after being caught) Yea, they do. I myself have spies all around. But the thing is: ONE SIMPLY DOES NOT GET CAUGHT WHILE SPYING. You know it now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Lazarus Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 The proper terminology is "shellhounding". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senator Aurelius Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 When can there just be a big war? Everybody's hungry Quote GREG HOBBS HONDA, DEALER FOR THE PEOPLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Lazarus Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Yeah. Why can't we all just not get along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordyHamsVII Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 3:48 PM, Isaac Lazarus said: The proper terminology is "shellhounding". ahh a glorious term!! More of this^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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