丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Shifty News Network here with the 2018 Candidate Watch for the Rose 2018 Presidential Elections. With elections due in September, it's time we put the candidates under the magnifying glass like little ants and watch them scream in agony as they run from solar rays of death... Our first candidate and guesstimated Toyota Frontrunner: J.A. Goldington, the wealthy blueblood goldfish oil tycoon from the Hamptons. Current FA head post-Abbas' self-enriching journey into space. We've all seen how that's gone. Shout out to BK. #ayylmaobois4lyfe He's probably gonna win tho because he's got money and a big name in Rose. Our 2nd Candidate: Mhearl Mhmmm Earl is probably an Abbas sock puppet. Avoid. Our 3rd Candidate: Mayor McCheese- Shifty News Network Endorsed Vote for him. He sailed and nailed in the 7 seas. He's a former pirate and Master Confucian from Roz Wei. This man deserves your vote. I swear to god don't make us go Russia on you Rose. Mayor will make Rose so much better than before. He'll make Sketchy look like Kastor. Remember folks, vote with your gut, wallet, and love for Shifty. Vote for the homie Mayor. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Mayor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Traveler Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Mhearl for Supreme Overlord! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mhearl Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 (edited) Don’t forget @Keegoz running again ? Edited August 26, 2018 by Mhearl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.A.Goldington Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Why not reach out and interview the candidates and get to know them? Hard to make a fair endorsement when you only really know one candidate. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlimited Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 tip for all yall in rose, disband 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mhearl Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Unlimited said: tip for all yall in rose, disband I vote we merge into BK because BK STRONK Edited August 27, 2018 by Mhearl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlimited Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Mhearl said: I vote we merge into BK because BK STRONK also an option, if you get elected then i expect this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Mhearl said: I vote we merge into BK because BK STRONK BK doesn't exist anymore #ripBK 1 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Royalist Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 lmfao Quote aka Filip, The Royalist or Tremor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I am declaring my candidacy in this election Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doughnuts Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Shifty News is like CNN, random dribble based on zero facts and nothing more than lies 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Prefontaine Posted August 31, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 31, 2018 Everyone was wrong. They elected Partisan. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Prefontaine said: Everyone was wrong. They elected Partisan. The fun thing about this is that there's two ways to read it and both are correct. 4 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quichwe10 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Who won? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanek26 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Quichwe10 said: Who won? Partisan did, keep up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 23 minutes ago, Vanek26 said: Partisan did, keep up. Go back into retirement and ask me questions of events that have long passed by. Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Oh man, love the poster Shifty! Haha! @Cynic ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 9/17/2018 at 2:01 PM, Mayor said: Oh man, love the poster Shifty! Haha! @Cynic ❤️ Ily bae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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