丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 The Shifty News Network announces it's first ever feature broadcast drama The Beautiful Life and Death of President Zain Now our story begins with Zain already a young adult and working in Cumalot as a farmer. As Cumalot grows, it requires funding. President Zain decides to leave to the neighboring nation of Nuclear Knights to seek employment or if not, at least a loan to provide for his sick mother TheShadow and his now bedridden little brother, Arthur1. Unfortunately for him, he is quickly beat up and left in a gutter, until one member of NK appears and offers him a grant. Sounding too good to be true after near death, he decides to consider it a miracle and accepts the offer. flash forward a few years President Zain is now a member of the round table and while his brother is now King, he takes the time to visit mother. On the way there, he is attacked and brutally killed by NK members seeking repayment for the money he took earlier. Thus Zain is killed, but alas our story does not end here. It turns out President Zain's soul is out for vengeance and has sworn to protect Cumalot. Even going as far as looking for another protector. Transcript: just got banned again CobberToday at 8:41 PM hey mate is there something TCW can help you with? President ZainToday at 8:41 PM Hi I am from Camelot gov We want to sign Protection treaty with you CobberToday at 8:42 PM oh thats interesting, but unfortunately we've maxed out our protection treaty quota until the next quarter, youd have to do something really spectacular for us to sign you what would TCW get out of a treaty with Camelot? President ZainToday at 8:42 PM We can work with u CobberToday at 8:43 PM in what regard? President ZainToday at 8:43 PM Protection and economicly @Cobber#7616 CobberToday at 8:44 PM yeah hello sorry its busy business being FA I tell ya alright President ZainToday at 8:44 PM So what is your desicion CobberToday at 8:45 PM I think we can work out something if we are to sign you, I want to ensure your loyalty I want you to send tributes to TCW you can either send 3 small nations, preferably between 5-10 cities or walk away President ZainToday at 8:46 PM We will loyal with u CobberToday at 8:46 PM okay which nations will you be sending to TCW as a sign of our trust? President ZainToday at 8:47 PM We can't do this because we have low members I am telling you we are loyal with you CobberToday at 8:47 PM if you cant send 3 nations as a symbol of our pact, then Im afraid we cant sign to sweeten the deal, TCW will send payments to your alliance equivalent of their nation's economic output whilst giving those 3 nations the full TCW growth program treatment they will be well looked after President ZainToday at 8:51 PM It means you r sending payment to us And we send you 3 nations CobberToday at 8:51 PM yes sir President ZainToday at 8:51 PM How much CobberToday at 8:51 PM the equivalent to their nation's output whatever that is for a 10 city nation thats like 4mil And thus that concludes the beautiful life of President Zain Press F to pay respects. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 @Cobberis the worst. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 xD.. Oh god..... I laughed a little too hard at that... Shifty that opening story is bloody amazing. With that said its obvious who our FA is and we've never had any deals with Camelot. F for Zain, next time check what roles someone has on their Discord before falling for that again. I wish you all the best though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Sphinx said: xD.. Oh god..... I laughed a little too hard at that... Shifty that opening story is bloody amazing. With that said its obvious who our FA is and we've never had any deals with Camelot. F for Zain, next time check what roles someone has on their Discord before falling for that again. I wish you all the best though. Now unban me and ol' Cobbo from TCW. Pls and thank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 I never did the banning. Maybe in a little while you could come back. You do make the place a lot more lively, your random posts are certainly amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Well, I'm glad you included an important line there... 2 Quote Dorky Weeb One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Traveler Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 That's a solid deal - our protectorates have to send their first born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 @Cobber Can TCW sponsor my 21st city? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillzBob Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 yikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 You left out his tenure in the Enterprise...and the fact there are no "hey bro" and "plz bro" makes this whole thing a farce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 (edited) 716 Edited February 16, 2021 by Epi LoL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillzBob Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Epi said: Zain does not speak on behalf of Camelot and he is not a member of the Round Table. This is a meme. The only thing funnier was how poorly Nk did recently. Edit: I present the Nk attackers, 3 vs 1. They all peaced out within 12 hours after sustaining...by my estimate around...30mil damage. ?????????????? very botched ill give you that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 14 hours ago, Cobber said: The only thing TCW sponsors is the procurement of elephants and the baking of bread Now that is the actual truth people! We need an Ellie picture here... Quote Dorky Weeb One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan (Uzume) Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 11 hours ago, Yui said: Now that is the actual truth people! We need an Ellie picture here... https://imgur.com/a/4MgxSDO Alex, increase the bloody max size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalev60 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 On 8/26/2018 at 11:49 PM, Thalmor said: @Cobber Can TCW sponsor my 21st city? Better yet could they sponsor my 28-th ? Oh wait the Overlords are already taking care of that. Quote Charlie Chaplin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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