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The Shifty News Network announces it's first ever feature broadcast drama

The Beautiful Life and Death of President Zain

Now our story begins with Zain already a young adult and working in Cumalot as a farmer. As Cumalot grows, it requires funding.

President Zain decides to leave to the neighboring nation of Nuclear Knights to seek employment or if not, at least a loan to provide for his sick mother TheShadow and his now bedridden little brother, Arthur1. Unfortunately for him, he is quickly beat up and left in a gutter, until one member of NK appears and offers him a grant. Sounding too good to be true after near death, he decides to consider it a miracle and accepts the offer.

flash forward a few years

President Zain is now a member of the round table and while his brother is now King, he takes the time to visit mother. On the way there, he is attacked and brutally killed by NK members seeking repayment for the money he took earlier. Thus Zain is killed, but alas our story does not end here. It turns out President Zain's soul is out for vengeance and has sworn to protect Cumalot. Even going as far as looking for another protector. 

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Transcript:
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CobberToday at 8:41 PM
hey mate
is there something TCW can help you with?

President ZainToday at 8:41 PM
Hi
I am from Camelot gov
We want to sign Protection treaty with you

CobberToday at 8:42 PM
oh thats interesting, but unfortunately we've maxed out our protection treaty quota until the next quarter, youd have to do something really spectacular for us to sign you
what would TCW get out of a treaty with Camelot?

President ZainToday at 8:42 PM
We can work with u

CobberToday at 8:43 PM
in what regard?

President ZainToday at 8:43 PM
Protection and economicly
@Cobber#7616 

CobberToday at 8:44 PM
yeah hello
sorry
its busy business being FA I tell ya
alright

President ZainToday at 8:44 PM
So what is your desicion

CobberToday at 8:45 PM
I think we can work out something
if we are to sign you, I want to ensure your loyalty
I want you to send tributes to TCW
you can either send 3 small nations, preferably between 5-10 cities
or walk away

President ZainToday at 8:46 PM
We will loyal with u

CobberToday at 8:46 PM
okay
which nations will you be sending to TCW as a sign of our trust?

President ZainToday at 8:47 PM
We can't do this because we have low members
I am telling you we are loyal with you

CobberToday at 8:47 PM
if you cant send 3 nations as a symbol of our pact, then Im afraid we cant sign
to sweeten the deal, TCW will send payments to your alliance equivalent of their nation's economic output whilst giving those 3 nations the full TCW growth program treatment
they will be well looked after

President ZainToday at 8:51 PM
It means you r sending payment to us
And we send you 3 nations

CobberToday at 8:51 PM
yes sir

President ZainToday at 8:51 PM
How much

CobberToday at 8:51 PM
the equivalent to their nation's output
whatever that is
for a 10 city nation thats like 4mil

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And thus that concludes the beautiful life of President Zain

Press F to pay respects.

 

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xD.. Oh god..... I laughed a little too hard at that... Shifty that opening story is bloody amazing.

With that said its obvious who our FA is and we've never had any deals with Camelot.

F for Zain, next time check what roles someone has on their Discord before falling for that again. 

I wish you all the best though.

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1 minute ago, Sphinx said:

xD.. Oh god..... I laughed a little too hard at that... Shifty that opening story is bloody amazing.

With that said its obvious who our FA is and we've never had any deals with Camelot.

F for Zain, next time check what roles someone has on their Discord before falling for that again. 

I wish you all the best though.

Now unban me and ol' Cobbo from TCW. Pls and thank.

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1 hour ago, Epi said:

Zain does not speak on behalf of Camelot and he is not a member of the Round Table. This is a meme. The only thing funnier was how poorly Nk did recently.

Edit: I present the Nk attackers, 3 vs 1. They all peaced out within 12 hours after sustaining...by my estimate around...30mil damage.

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very botched ill give you that

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14 hours ago, Cobber said:

The only thing TCW sponsors is the procurement of elephants and the baking of bread

Now that is the actual truth people!

We need an Ellie picture here...

Dorky Weeb One 

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