Popular Post King Arthur Posted August 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 22, 2018 Epi and Arthur were sitting in the room when they heard heavy footsteps outside the door Knock. Knock "Come in", said Arthur as he sipped his morning tea The door opened and entered a hooded figure, drenched in blood and tank stats. "Shadow, you have finally arrived!", cried out Epi as he got near him to hear what he was mumbling. As soon as he came near, Shadow screamed at him,"GIVE ME 50 M you whale c*nt". ”But I don't have that much", replied Epi. Arthur broke in,"And neither does Camelot bank. I just wasted it on Keno" Shadow was disheartened. Truly, Camelot bank was empty. It was useless to coup and steal the bank. “Well, why not take a loan?”, suggested RetardMan. But Shadow never paid his loans back. He was already 150M in debt. Perhaps more. “So I need to raid for dosh,”sighed Shadow at the effort he was making to think of the effort he would need to put in. He spent on night thinking how he can get money for free. Maybe Keno? Or Dice? Yea, no harm in trying them. Unless you lose your money everytime which is what exactly happened. He lost 3M trying to convert it into um, something more than 3M. Alas, he was ready to take the damn loan! He strode slowly over the alliance page till one alliance caught his eye. “OwO what’s this?”spoke an amazed Shadow as he looked at the silvery Moonlight Sakura. And this sent a wild idea into his mind. “Arthur, can we declare on this alliance? We can use the loot to fix my nation.” “Sure.” “YASH! Ready the troops you Camelot warriors. Sharpen ye rusty swords. Let the Moonlight shine on yo armour as we take down Sakura for the good of Shadow’s Nation Camelot.” And so it began-every man sharpened his sword, ever man polished his armour. “Shadow, we are out of men”,broke in Epi. “WHAT! Well, true. Um, lets see.”,replied Shadow, looking around. “Aye, there! What’s that near the horizon? It looks like a hairy blue beast. Wait. It stands on two legs and has a black cap on its head…….WTF! That’s Bluebear!!!” He ran towards him a plan already in his mind. “Bluebear, wanna help us blitz someone?” “Grrr….Grrrrrrrrrrr….Arrghhhhh…...Graghhhhh…...”(its in bear language) “Uh, ok! Lets involve Typhon in this too….Thoughts?” “Grrrr….Grrrrr…..Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……..” After getting Bluebear’s (approval?Don’t ask me. I don’t speak bear) Shadow hastened to the shores of Japan where Typhon was last spotted. He found him there, sitting along the beach, still sad that it had turned semi-peaceful. “Hey there Typhon, wanna...hey watch out...” The stone went through Shadow’s ethereal body. “Sure,”replied Typhon,”when and where?” “Cool….” ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. A night to go….. “Wow, this is strange. This alliance called La Mafia increased its military a bit. God knows who they will hit”, mumbled Shadow looking at the star patterns, trying to read the past, present and future from them. It was just 10 minutes before the blitz. Shadow was busy assigning war rooms, Dming people and pinging them mercilessly to get up. “Hey, Shadow, seems like Sakura’s slots are being filled by…..La Mafia!!!?!??!?!?!?” “WTF!!! Guys, declare now. NOW NOW DECLARE NOW!!!!!” The blitz happened, 8 minutes before schedule-8 La Mafia decs, 7 by Camelot and Typhon each. Then we all know what happened. Sakura got steam-rolled and this turned into a micro drama(which you can see here https://discord.gg/VuRjEFV. The c*nts deleted the more interesting server though.) tl;dr: Camelot declares war on Empire of The Moonlight Sakura, and also posts its Declaration of Victory and Peace since the war is already over(lolz and you missed it). The peace terms are: 1) Sakura Admits Defeat - No Post Required by them. 2) 25 Mil for Shadow’s nation 3) 90 day NAP with Camelot and Co + Sakura and Co. - BK Excluded. All remaining wars are to be peaced out and no further declarations will take place. There was this co-incidence that happened between La Mafia and Camelot. Hell we had the same target, same declaration date and same declaration time and same declaration motive. We don’t believe this is in anyway a co-incidence but a message from heaven itself that the Mafia and the Knights should work together. While we supply them the best quality, bullet-proof armour, La Mafia has decided to sell us weapons on the black market. Tl;dr 2.0- La Mafia and Camelot sign into an non-papered ODOAP treaty. We will maintain friendly relations and will help each other when needed.Welcome to the Era of Paperless Once Again 10 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) Congratulations. Edited August 22, 2018 by Peter Quill 1 Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ⓕurpk☄ Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 rollng u 2mrw bi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 We found it truly disheartening to find Sakura not getting any military help from UH or UNC. Whats the use of having a bloc without helping each other in a war? Moreover, we really hated the fact that Vanguard Bloc and AD jumped into the this giving treaty chains as the reason. Sure, they could have come in and said we wanna fight too. But treaty chaining CBs are a bs. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Neat 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) Edited August 22, 2018 by Zygon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zygon said: I can always appreciate a schitts creek gif. 1 Quote I'm just procrastinating for a paper I have to write at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 sign into an non-papered But you guys seem cool, so awesome and good luck with each other and Mafia Fam ❤️ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novarus Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Treaty was signed with invisible ink. I think that is what was meant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.A.Goldington Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 23 minutes ago, King Arthur said: Welcome to the Era of Paperless Once Again Papers, Please part 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) it's really not like "paperless" It has literally been like HEY Y'ALL! We are allies, but we are calling it paperless - because paper RUINS the game, but we are allied. JUST wanted Y'ALL to KNOW. Edited August 22, 2018 by Mad Max 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Mad Max said: HEY Y'ALL! We are allies, but we are calling it paperless - because paper RUINS the game, but we are allied. JUST wanted Y'ALL to KNOW. True Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) 711 Edited February 16, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Arthur Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 28 minutes ago, Mad Max said: it's really not like "paperless" It has literally been like HEY Y'ALL! We are allies, but we are calling it paperless - because paper RUINS the game, but we are allied. JUST wanted Y'ALL to KNOW. That’s true though all our friends are masked accordingly on our server so it’s not a huge secret either way @CitrusK have we made you proud? More than 2 lines 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 https://politicsandwar.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow's_Rebuild_War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 On 8/21/2018 at 9:33 PM, King Arthur said: That’s true though all our friends are masked accordingly on our server so it’s not a huge secret either way @CitrusK have we made you proud? More than 2 lines Yeah bro. You've made me proud bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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