Popular Post Kebab Posted August 5, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 5, 2018 Welcome the Imperial Guard! An alliance that's totally not a command economy alliance. We’re also founded by not one, not two, not three, but FOUR kebabs. Wonder why KT hasn’t done anything. Oh wait, they’re still getting laid. And... they have a kebab in their alliance. A COMMIE Kebab. Who knew that would be KT. If you haven’t realized that we’re themed after the Imperium of Man, then you must either be a micro runner (i obviously mean ones ran by noobs) or brain dead (or both maybe because they are interchangeable words). Disclaimer: We aren’t in any way associated with the old alliance “Imperium of Man”, they’ve been gone for a while (although I myself knew quite a bit of people who were in that alliance). Emperor: Aurora High Lord: Denia Primarch of Foreign Affairs: Kebab Primarch of Propaganda (recruitment for the basic minds): HaxBaba Primarch of Internal Affairs: Iteo Primarch of Military Affairs: Longsilver High Commander of Foreign Affairs: Agamemnon High Commander of Propaganda: Deadpool (literally all he needs to do is copy and paste ads) High Commander of Internal Affairs: Shadow Auditore High Commander of War: Yami We’re protected by the entirety of IQ, except for that one alliance that always goes “aloha snackbar” (or more famously “ayy lmao”). Nuff said. 1 6 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I'm confusion is this a treaty declaration or a DOE? ? 1 Quote I have no idea what I'm doing but that doesn't stop me from doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denia15 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Cianuro said: I'm confusion is this a treaty declaration or a DOE? ? DOE, 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iteo Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Cianuro said: I'm confusion is this a treaty declaration or a DOE? ? It says DOE I think, wait no it doesnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Either way good luck with your endeavors, I've already gotten to know a bit of your gov, you're chill dudes. Quote I have no idea what I'm doing but that doesn't stop me from doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamea Arano Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 @Kebab. I think you should look out for KT. They hate Kebab. 2 Quote Terms of Service | Wiki | Contact Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cianuro said: I'm confusion is this a treaty declaration or a DOE? ? how many retards stacked together make you? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Just now, Mad Max said: how many retards stacked together make you? Silly goose, Im just a single retard. Furthermore, retardation doesn't stack, it's just you are, or you aren't. Quote I have no idea what I'm doing but that doesn't stop me from doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Cianuro said: Silly goose, Im just a single retard. Furthermore, retardation doesn't stack, it's just you are, or you aren't. With your logic OR mine - you're still retard. Also, its an expression, like you're hella retarded. Edited August 5, 2018 by Mad Max 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Just now, Mad Max said: With your logic OR mine - you're still retard. "We’re protected by the entirety of IQ, except for that one alliance that always goes “aloha snackbar” (or more famously “ayy lmao”)." Idk Max, this looks like a treaty declaration to me ? Quote I have no idea what I'm doing but that doesn't stop me from doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 17 minutes ago, Kebab said: Welcome the Imperial Guard! An alliance that's totally not a command economy alliance. We’re also founded by not one, not two, not three, but FOUR kebabs. Wonder why KT hasn’t done anything. Oh wait, they’re still getting laid. And... they have a kebab in their alliance. A COMMIE Kebab. Who knew that would be KT. If you haven’t realized that we’re themed after the Imperium of Man, then you must either be a micro runner (i obviously mean ones ran by noobs) or brain dead (or both maybe because they are interchangeable words). Disclaimer: We aren’t in any way associated with the old alliance “Imperium of Man”, they’ve been gone for a while (although I myself knew quite a bit of people who were in that alliance). They go on to list their government 17 minutes ago, Kebab said: Emperor: Aurora High Lord: Denia Primarch of Foreign Affairs: Kebab Primarch of Propaganda (recruitment for the basic minds): HaxBaba Primarch of Internal Affairs: Iteo Primarch of Military Affairs: Longsilver High Commander of Foreign Affairs: Agamemnon High Commander of Propaganda: Deadpool (literally all he needs to do is copy and paste ads) High Commander of Internal Affairs: Shadow Auditore High Commander of War: Yami THEN they even go on to say who is PROTECTING them. 17 minutes ago, Kebab said: We’re protected by the entirety of IQ, except for that one alliance that always goes “aloha snackbar” (or more famously “ayy lmao”). Nuff said. 1 minute ago, Cianuro said: "We’re protected by the entirety of IQ, except for that one alliance that always goes “aloha snackbar” (or more famously “ayy lmao”)." Idk Max, this looks like a treaty declaration to me ? I took the time to go through the OP and bold, underline, and enlarge certain text that would make it obvious that this is a DoE. Most new alliances will provide their protectors in a DoE. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iteo Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cianuro said: "We’re protected by the entirety of IQ, except for that one alliance that always goes “aloha snackbar” (or more famously “ayy lmao”)." Idk Max, this looks like a treaty declaration to me ? ... did u not read the rest of the post. like wot r u doin m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Iteo said: ... did u not read the rest of the post. like wot r u doin m8 Man you're quite the detective. Quote I have no idea what I'm doing but that doesn't stop me from doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimski Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Can't belive I am famous! After 700+ days it finally happened! but you don't know whom you messin with mofo ITS KONH FOO MASTAH RIMSKI Who is packin' heat 1 2 Quote Yeet on all the fascists, viva la revolution mofo - Josip Broz for all dem Titos and Tities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Mad Max said: They go on to list their government THEN they even go on to say who is PROTECTING them. I took the time to go through the OP and bold, underline, and enlarge certain text that would make it obvious that this is a DoE. Most new alliances will provide their protectors in a DoE. Max you should know retards don't read, let alone reading it a second time. >_> Edited August 5, 2018 by Cianuro Quote I have no idea what I'm doing but that doesn't stop me from doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Cianuro said: Max you should know retards don't read. I'm reporting you for being retarded. I'm out this thread, Good Luck guys with your alliance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 >protected by the entirety of IQ >protected Why not just sign MDPs with IQ? Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimski Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 16 minutes ago, Featherine said: @Kebab. I think you should look out for KT. They hate Kebab. they have me, for some reason 1 Quote Yeet on all the fascists, viva la revolution mofo - Josip Broz for all dem Titos and Tities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Buorhann said: >protected by the entirety of IQ >protected Why not just sign MDPs with IQ? bC nO iq 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denia15 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Buorhann said: >protected by the entirety of IQ >protected Why not just sign MDPs with IQ? I'm tempted to post the Ayyslamic Crusade stats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimski Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 (edited) This is Ryder, He is a mother f-ing GENIUS, and he joined KT. Be more like Ryder. Don't be no busta like CJ. He just a liability, homie! Creds 2 @Ukunaka for the picture and making me spend a few minutes trying to figure out how his name is spelled Edited August 5, 2018 by Rimski 2 Quote Yeet on all the fascists, viva la revolution mofo - Josip Broz for all dem Titos and Tities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Our permanent CB against islamic alliances refers to theme and not actual Muslims in membership IRL. The Imperial Guard is from Warhammer 40K lore, so you guys are good in that department. Besides, you guys aren't even worth hitting. Your alliance is comprised of war deserters. You would fold after 3 rounds. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denia15 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Just now, Thalmor said: Our permanent CB against islamic alliances refers to theme and not actual Muslims in membership IRL. The Imperial Guard is from Warhammer 40K lore, so you guys are good in that department. Besides, you guys aren't even worth hitting. Your alliance is comprised of war deserters. You would fold after 3 rounds. >accepts 1 war deserter >you guys are comprised of war deserters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimski Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Thalmor said: Our permanent CB against islamic alliances refers to theme and not actual Muslims in membership IRL. The Imperial Guard is from Warhammer 40K lore, so you guys are good in that department. Besides, you guys aren't even worth hitting. Your alliance is comprised of war deserters. You would fold after 3 rounds. Throwing the dice and the dice says 2 or less rounds! Kapow! Quote Yeet on all the fascists, viva la revolution mofo - Josip Broz for all dem Titos and Tities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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