Popular Post Creed Posted August 1, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2018 In Orbis, the United Hoods were gettin’ clean. They were selling Steel and Oil, instead of cocaine and other contraband. I mean I guess it was clean, we also traded Uranium...which is actually...pretty radioactive...so I guess that’s a bit dirty….huh…. Oh right! Back to what I was doin’. Narrating. So they were on the streets of Midwestern US, lookin’ for more alliances to be friends with. It was a sunny day, Lake Michigan was looking as blue and unclean as ever. The blue color was from chemicals. It wasn’t from the sky. Yeah Orbis is pretty polluted, feels bad. Poor Lake Michigan. Anyways, the Supreme Council, Ayo, Grimes, Johann, Blitz, and Creed, were chillin by the shore. “You think if I put my applesauce in this water, it’ll disintegrate?” Creed asks holding a strangely, unnecessarily large jar of Mott’s Applesauce above his head. Not sponsored by the way. “I’m pretty sure even steel can disintegrate in that ‘water’, “ Johann replies as he brainstorms for his “The Word on The Street” article. “At least you can say everything’s biodegradable now.” That’s when a strange group of peeps show up. Ayo and Blitz look on as they grew closer into view. They step onto the shore and one of them says, “Are you the United Hoods?” “Depends on who’s asking,” Ayo replies. “I’m Victorystar. I’m from The Fighting Pacifists.” “The Fighting Pacifists?” Creed says as he pops his head into view. “That name don’t make any damn se-” Grimes covers his mouth and pulls him away. Creed is still muttering inaudible words as he gets dragged away. “Anyways...maybe we can help you. A protectorate maybe?” “Ooo a protectorate. Sounds fun,” Blitz says. Creed breaks free and shouts, “BUT YOUR NAME DOESN’T MAKE ANY SEN-” Grimes tackles Creed and chains him to the car. “Aluminum chains. Strong and light,” Grimes says with a smirk. “You know what else is strong and light? My will," Creed says. Grimes then tapes his mouth. Victorystar looks at Creed, then back at Ayo. “We accept,” Ayo says with a nervous laugh. And...yeah, that’s 100% how it happened. I was there. The chains were really tight. So yeah! United Hoods is proudly protected by The Fighting Pacifists! 4 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillzBob Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 wut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forethought Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Good shit here 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) I've read a lot of treaties in my life. And,this is top tier. 10/10 o/ TFP o/ UH Edited August 1, 2018 by Jroc 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 @Ayo AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THUG LYFE 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Kool one 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 49 minutes ago, Jroc said: I've read a lot of treaties in my life. And,this is top tier. 10/10 o/ TFP o/ UH More to come. These are really fun to make! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Morningstar Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 TFP, good allies UH, was planning on hitting them back in DB Do I care? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Kell Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Living in the hood, glad to be alive! 2 Quote Listen to J Kell's new single: About The Author An early member of Roz Wei in 2015, J Kell went on to stay within the paperless world of Empyrea before signing with Soup Kitchen while scoring a record deal in 2019. J Kell went on to release multiple Orbis Top 40 hits. In 2020, J Kell took a break from Orbis. He's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 684 Edited February 16, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 I mean. United hoods actually doesn't make total sense either, since hoods implies rebellion and there's no rebellion if everything is unified? ...maybe it's actually an excellent match! (Your post is great best of luck!) 1 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar Kun -George Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) Congrats to both parties.... i think On a unrelated note - found this while looking for a YouTube video for this, but i could not. So here is this instead Edited August 2, 2018 by Pestilence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Pestilence said: Congrats to both parties.... i think On a unrelated note - found this while looking for a YouTube video for this, but i could not. So here is this instead Literally would not let me upvote you. So you get a down vote. Ok @Pestilence it works now. Upvote it is Edited August 2, 2018 by Mad Max Alex forums trash....what do you meeaaaan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooves Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 This is all I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betulius Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Hooves said: This is all I see. 2 Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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