丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Shifty News Network Public Broadcasting Fundraiser Our goal is to collect $443,103,750 to continue providing quality shitposts and leaks. Unfortunately, running the news network is expensive and we rely on donations from viewers. Shifty cannot do it on his own and that's why we ask that each viewer donate 10 million. The ripe amount of 10 million is negligible to the average nation, but when in large numbers poses a serious threat such as a swarm of fire ants or an ocean cloud of box jellyfish. Together we can achieve a better Orbis Donate today! 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriegskoenig Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Riiiiight. Imma pay you to sh*tpost, which you do anyway, because I want you to sh*tpost more and tell me useless rumors and innuendo like a gypsy fortune teller. I'll think about it. Don't call us, we'll call you. Thank you for discussing this opportunity with me. Btw, pls send a full prospectus, tax filings, and your expense reports for the last 2 years. Are you planning on selling shares? If so pls provide S-1 filing. If nonprofit, pls provide Form 990 or 990PF. Thanks. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Donated in Kriegskoenig's name. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Do you have change for a $20? 4 Quote I have no idea what I'm doing but that doesn't stop me from doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Who knew that live reporting was so expensive? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkiri Arch Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Yes I would like to make a donation from the bank of Polaris. Quote Officer Nasty reporting for duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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