Impreza Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Northern Alaskan Republic has been a hot stop on the map this summer! For the first time in forever, someone surpassed the late great Fraggle Rock in GDP per capita. Who was it? Me. How did this happen, you ask? Let me tell you. Subaru Impreza decided to launch a genocide campaign on his citizens. There were around 2 million Northern Alaskans at the time, but Impreza wanted only the 100 best to survive. With a little help from his friends, airstrikes brought havoc on the Alaskan landscape. The infrastructure was obliterated, and lives ended left and right. Just 2 weeks later and we have reached our goal. Each of the 100 strong Northern Alaskan citizens lives a dark luxurious life making nearly $20 million a year. Each one was given a plot of 300 sq miles of land to do as he or she pleased! Before you pull your hair our from hearing of this cruelty, let me tell you: it was worth it! Soon you folks will see NAR become the fastest growing nation in Orbis! Watch out world! -Impreza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimski Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Who are you tho? nice story tho bub 1 Quote Yeet on all the fascists, viva la revolution mofo - Josip Broz for all dem Titos and Tities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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