Popular Post Fraggle Posted June 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 24, 2018 From The Desk of Sprocket Residing Outside The Best Nation, Fraggle Rock Greetings to all the good nations of Orbis. That's everyone because nobody is a bad boy. I, Sprocket, The best dog who has ever lived right outside of Fraggle Rock, am coming to the world proposing an interesting event. The 2018 Orbis Super Duper Special Summer Games. I know what you all are thinking....."Wait how is this dog so smart?", and "Didn't your caretaker Doc die two years ago?", and "How is a dog living outside of Fraggle Rock going to represent Fraggle Rock?". Well I'll answer all of those questions.........I just am.....he did leave me two years ago and I've been living off of doozer sticks that the Fraggles toss me, and shut it.....I'm a dog. Now down to business. For this year's games, we will have eighteen nations compete in six events. Last team standing will be crowned the Orbis Olympics Champion and be gifted a special prize. All teams will need to actively participate. Round One will be Tug of War.....Over a Lava Pit. So nine teams will not move on to round two. Medals will be awarded based on time, or creative ways they pulled the other team into the pit. Round Two will be the Swim Suit Contest On A Tight Rope Over A Lava Pit. The judges will be able to throw radishes at the worst looking teams. Three teams will not go home that night. Round Three will be the Pole Vault Event.....Over A Lava Pit. Once one team fails....the remaining five will move on to round four Round Four will be a foot race with finish line being the....you guessed it....the lava pit. So this is where we see who is impatient. Round Five will have four nations in it. All four nations will play a game of hot potato with....you guessed it...a snowball over a lava pit. Two teams will move on. The final round will be held on a platform over a lava pit. The event? Knifey-Spoon. We are actively accepting bids from nations willing to host these games!! Cash bribes are accepted. Each nation that enters will need to sign up, fill out a small form....and send their minor six million dollar entrant fee. When the teams arrive, they will be able to purchase add-ons such as better bedding and food to give your teams a better chance of winning. Also our judges are always up for bribes....if you really want to win. So to sign up reply to these questions and send your entrant fee. 1) Nation Name 2) Preferred Swim Suit Cut 3) Are you willing to spend lavishly to bribe the judges? 4) Will you kill everyone to win? 5) Are you going to get pissed off when Fraggle Rock runs away mid Olympics with all money and laughs? Many Hugs!! Sprocket....a dog smarter than you. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 too poor to afford that much money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 1) Nation Name: Twilight Zone 2) Preferred Swim Suit Cut: Shark Costume 3) Are you willing to spend lavishly to bribe the judges? I AM THE LAW 4) Will you kill everyone to win? Absolutely 5) Are you going to get pissed off when Fraggle Rock runs away mid Olympics with all money and laughs? Kinda expect it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 1) Nation Name: Desura 2) Preferred Swim Suit Cut: The kind where there's no swimsuit, Orbis deserves a show. 3) Are you willing to spend lavishly to bribe the judges? I am the judges. All of them. Don't ask how. Just accept it. 4) Will you kill everyone to win? I'm way ahead of you there, they're already dead. 5) Are you going to get pissed off when Fraggle Rock runs away mid Olympics with all money and laughs? Nope, because as she will find out, i replaced all the money, with the kind that banks store, with their fancy paint exploding packs. Now her mansion will be ruined, and i'll be the one laughing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirgogobeans Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Nation Name: mudkipville Preferred swimsuit cut: A literal suit of mudkipz Are you willing to bribe the judges: Lemme take out a quick loan... Are you willing to kill everyone: Mudkip use Waterfall Will you be pissed if Fraggle books it with the money: THERE IS NO WHERE TO RUN WHERE THE MUDKIPS CANT FIND YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Them Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 1) Nation Name: Kislev 2) Preferred Swim Suit Cut: I'm having a plastic surgeon install steam turbines, 12 inch guns and triple torpedo tubes on my athletes. 3) Are you willing to spend lavishly to bribe the judges?: We provide the judges and we'll channel a portion of the voluntary donations to you. Deal? 4) Will you kill everyone to win?: Imagine being this insecure. 5) Are you going to get pissed off when Fraggle Rock runs away mid Olympics with all money and laughs?: Will Fraggle Rock be pissed off when we do so at the start of the games? Quote [insert quote here] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 (edited) Nation Name: Clogged Up Toilet Preferred swimsuit cut: Are you willing to bribe the judges: I find holding their families hostage to be a bigger incentive Are you willing to kill everyone: if they're easy enough to kill, yes; otherwise I'm too lazy to do it and I'd rather let them die of natural causes Will you be pissed if Fraggle books it with the money: I'll be pissed if that doesn't happen Edited June 24, 2018 by Insert Name Here 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maia Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 (edited) Nation Name: Daughter of Dr. DickPreferred Cutsuit: I prefer Cutting than Swimming sorry Are you willing to spend lavishly to bribe the judges? Never, I am very good person I would feel very bad after doing it. Will you kill everyone to win? Hell Yeah! I will kill even myself just to win it.Are you going to get pissed off when Fraggle Rock runs away mid Olympics with all money and laughs?Oh yeah I will be a lot! Leaving Olympics without even one fired nuke would be very rude behaviour. I expect Fraggle will show class and nuke all of us at least once before she will run away. Edited June 26, 2018 by Maia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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