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A communique to Prussia, from the Umbrella Corporation


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**MESSAGE ENCYRPTED**

The Umbrella Corporation wishes to increase relations with your government due to the closeness of our borders. As our Intelligence communities has informed us, conflict is rising and we are willing to sell military hardware and vital weaponry at a discounted price to your nation, in return, we would like an open trade agreement and a possible Mutual Defense Pact. Please contact our Management as soon as you can if you are interested in our services.

 

**MESSAGE ENDS**

 

**PUBLIC MESSAGE**

The Umbrella Corporation is currently contacting foreign governments to expand our markets, if interested, please contact our Public Relations Departmemt for a meeting.

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"The Nation of Germans only rely on German works. We use German weapons made by german factories in which our strong people work. But we are willing to peform other kinds of diplomatic actions in a positive way like the Defence Pact and Open Trade."

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Yeet on all the fascists, viva la revolution mofo - Josip Broz for all dem Titos and Tities

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*MESSAGE ENCYRPTED*

Even still, the Umbrella Corporation uses high quality materials for conventional weapons if you ever decide to change your mind, and our vital and biological weapons are the best on the market."

Edited by Natalia Poklonskaya

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Germans do not use primitive weapons, we are adaptable to any kind of weapon but at the current stance the army is ready with german only weapons and that will stay so as we do not think others weapons are that reliable in german hands, it is not the people that holds it, it is the manufacturer. So with all due respect we decline

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"Anything from an outsider is considered primitive in german hands. They may be strong but everything a german soldier or a civilian would need is manufactured by Germans. Cannot say that about the western Germans but can for those living in my land"

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Yeet on all the fascists, viva la revolution mofo - Josip Broz for all dem Titos and Tities

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"Ignorance is bliss, considering Umbrella has always funded research to give better equipment than every competitor, and considering conventional war is becoming outdated, we have devised multiple unconventional ways to wage war, but that could be from the belief to end a war before it had a chance to start."

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A message from Berlin to the Umberella HQ in Europe.
"We have gotten some feedback from the peoples of your nation after we sent delegates to Japan and the Imperium, we'd like to guarnatee that there will be no actions turned on against you, as well that the trips to both are just as a business trip for the export of the Androids which were not to sale outside of Prussia before. Now those actions might seem aimed against you, your state and your interest, it might be just the past the two of our nations had with bitter relations from the get-go, and the idea of us spreading our trade towards the enemies of yours, it is just Robotics used for civilian use, now which has not been said is that the Prussian peoples do have an abhorrent opinion on the inhabitants of the Imperium while we have a favourable sentiment on the people of Japan, and even though we know the two of you have issues, but the issue is both of you are right, the Japanese want their land back, while you desire a HQ for Trade in Asia, and we do respect that by all means and you'd need to make a compromise in which both are satisfied. Our intentions in both nations are just for our benefit at most and to open the eyes of a new age for a normal civilian with the usage of robotics to serve them. You were a nation of interest on our list for Android Exports, and if you would like we could cancel our trip to the Australian state and your state can be the first to obtain robots used for specific kind of pleasure, if you know what I mean. As well we can sell you ordinary Androids used as construction workers, a caregiver, babysitter, maid or any other worker you'd desire. The choice is now on you."

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Yeet on all the fascists, viva la revolution mofo - Josip Broz for all dem Titos and Tities

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