Popular Post Smith Posted June 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2018 Legends tell of a Great Hippo. A prophet of Dio. A fierce warrior. Who, when reborn in the belly of a snake, ascended to godhood. Embolden by nearly unlimited power and a great PR campaign, this green hippopotamus decided to form his own alliance, known as The Golden Echo Chamber. Their stated goal was simple: to war and war often. This golden chamber attracted followers from all over such as Fanag the Hawk, Keynes the Persuasive, and Justin the Sassy. However, a great darkness infiltrated their chamber. These nefarious agents, such as Arkiri the Hateful and Settra the OOCer Attacker, tortured the land. They persecuted the less fortunate and bullied children. Buorhann asked his friend Horsecock the Horse Cock (who was as smart as his name suggests) what he should do about this mess. "My magnificent hippo, your PR is so great thanks to your recent success, all will believe your every word. Simply make as many excuses as your mouth allows and the fools who hear you will believe it.” Emboldened by this advice, Buorhann set out, determined to take as little accountability for his alliance’s actions as possible. Soon afterwards, they set out on a great campaign. A coalition had been formed against the empire known only as Roqovia. They despised Roqovia for their perceived inaction, avoidance of war, and a particular dislike of hamsters in general. Determined to prove their worth, The Golden Echo Chamber set out and fought Roqovia’s most powerful dukedoms such as Polaris and ODN. From the stats they accumulated, it would have been easy to mistakenly believe they intentionally targeted the ones who they thought would be the easiest targets. The war, however, soon began to turn against them. With a possible defeat in sight, Buorhann decided to betray the values he had learned as a Prophet of Dio and sacrifice the morals he founded The Golden Echo Chamber upon. He did the unthinkable, something that had never been done before. He signed a 6 month NAP. Now Buorhann was in a panic. How would he explain doing the very thing he sought out to oppose? But, then he remembered his old friend Horsecock’s advice. So, with a twinkle in his eye, he announced to the world, “It is literally everyone else’s fault that we did this. In fact, it is mainly the fault of those we did not invite to join this war.” Buorhann smiled contently, thinking all would believe this obvious lie. However, he was wrong. Deep in his laboratory, the Radiant Scientist Lordship analyzed what Buorhann had said “After running several calculations, I can confirm what this bruh is saying does not add up,” he announced. Now Buorhann was furious. “Damn that Lordship. How could he have seen through my brilliant and impenetrable bluff?” Soon tensions grew between The Golden Echo Chamber and the Radiant Kingdom. After extensive research via the scientific method, Lordship eventually discovered that The Golden Echo Chamber was plotting an attack upon the Radiant Kingdom. Lordship stood before the Kingdom and proclaimed “My bruhs. We have no choice but to stand up to these villains and expose their lies and treachery.” With this, the two sides went to war. What happens from here has yet to be uncovered… 16 37 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sargun Posted June 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2018 god dammit smith you know i can't read 4 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kebab Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Smith said: Now Buorhann was furious. “Damn that Lordship. How could he have seen through my brilliant and impenetrable bluff?” Soon tensions grew between The Golden Echo Chamber and the Radiant Kingdom. After extensive research via the scientific method, Lordship eventually discovered that The Golden Echo Chamber was plotting an attack upon the Radiant Kingdom. Lordship stood before the Kingdom and proclaimed “My bruhs. We have no choice but to stand up to these villains and expose their lies and treachery.” With this, the two sides went to war. What happens from here has yet to be uncovered… Haha! You guys are good at making up false excuses to declare war. As you can tell, we weren't prepared for war at all. No matter, let's dance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordship Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Masterful 2 Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollo Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 anything Buorhann downvotes is OK by me. Quote STFU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Had to give my stamp of approval in some way. Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Radoje Posted June 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2018 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forethought Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 What a shame. They both stayed up late in the aftershow of Ashland Radio talking about their life stories. What has this world come to smh. Side note: Get Rekt m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, NewOttomans said: Haha! You guys are good at making up false excuses to declare war. As you can tell, we weren't prepared for war at all. No matter, let's dance. mate do you not have any concept of pre-emptivity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Nice post I hope this is the start of some beautiful content for this war from both sides. Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Yay goofy rp posts ❤️ 2 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betulius Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kebab Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sargun said: mate do you not have any concept of pre-emptivity Hmm... I guess an increase of 19k alliance score over the past few weeks means we're planning to attack someone. *cough*cough TKR went up 100k alliance score over the past few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshua Limpkin Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 minute ago, NewOttomans said: Hmm... I guess an increase of 19k alliance score over the past few weeks means we're planning to attack someone. *cough*cough TKR went up 100k alliance score over the past few weeks. https://youtu.be/6JCLY0Rlx6Q 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kebab Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Just now, Joshua Limpkin said: https://youtu.be/6JCLY0Rlx6Q Fite me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rey Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, NewOttomans said: Hmm... I guess an increase of 19k alliance score over the past few weeks means we're planning to attack someone. *cough*cough TKR went up 100k alliance score over the past few weeks. most people wouldn't militarize in the planning stages, i would hope 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Umm, excuse me, but what's your casus belli? Quote ☾☆ High Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Caesar Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Joshua Limpkin said: https://youtu.be/6JCLY0Rlx6Q no, just no Edited June 8, 2018 by Augustus Caesar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Settra Posted June 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Smith said: -snip- MFW I am defending the free world from radical thought. MRW All the haters hating Edited June 8, 2018 by Settra 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kebab Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 10 minutes ago, rey said: most people wouldn't militarize in the planning stages, i would hope We do cuz we're efficient at planning. Plus, how would you know who would be in who's range without militarization? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rey Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 idk i did some pretty basic math in my days 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ArcKnox Posted June 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2018 >When you need to make up excuses to attack a pair of alliances unconnected to the treaty web that you outnumber 2 to 1 7 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Settra Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, ArcKnox said: >When you need to make up excuses to attack a pair of alliances unconnected to the treaty web that you outnumber 2 to 1 Just TKR things. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Hodor. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar Kun -George Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) 38 minutes ago, NewOttomans said: Hmm... I guess an increase of 19k alliance score over the past few weeks means we're planning to attack someone. *cough*cough TKR went up 100k alliance score over the past few weeks. Missing the point Edited June 8, 2018 by Gorge 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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