Iteo Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) CANDLES prevails, The Misfits are nothing but debris among the desert wind. And TGU has fallen, today marks a day when even the smallest micros can fight the strongest macros and still win. For everyone in any alliance, let this be a lesson, no matter how small they may seem, no matter how bad they are, in the end, its all about the planning. I will tell you the story, from start to finish, the rise of Co-Tin and Candles, and the fall of TGU and the Misfits. On April 24, 2018 Co-Tin had just reached 100th place on the leader board. ...100th place, keep that in mind, yea I know feking tiny. After some tensions with the FA of The Misfits, (April 25)Co-Tin engages in a cold war with the Misfits, not much happens here, except for most important parts that end up giving Co-Tin the advantage. At this period and time TGU and the Misfits are INSANELY more stronger than Co-Tin and have many allies, so... what do I do? I go to their allies, win them over and establish stronger bonds with them, bonds stronger than the little red line connecting the two alliances on that treaty map. VDS is attacked by the misfits, and peace is agreed to, for awhile atleast. I place bounties with the money given to me by my 2 great nations Handor, and (blank) , soon they are raided, and shortly after IMU joins our side and Orbital Knights. A few others join the fight, and the coalition is named CANDLES, and then later renamed (CLOVIS) but, I like the original name ? Then we attack again, VDS, to damaged to join again, stays back. Co-Tin and IMU launch a major offensive, then after I started to lose because my army had degraded from fighting so many wars, I quickly agreed to white peace, so no one won any wars, and no one got that oh so sweet beige. But, the worst wasn't over for them, IMU was friendly with typhon and so we we're kinda unharmed by the regular barrage of raiders that would normally follow after losing a war and not getting beige, unfortunately for the Misfits, that wasn't the case, raiders and pirates abroad came to scavenge the remains until the Misfits had practically been destroyed. Fast forward a few days, TGU gets Couped, and is *trying* to rebuild https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=4590 < last bits of the Misfits https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=4866 < rebuilding TGU And to all those people who doubted me, and insulted me... eh, sometimes you have to stick to the plan, and the reputation damage is all part of it. The only acceptable term for peace: disbandment of The Misfits. Edited May 15, 2018 by Iteo 5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forethought Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Oof. I mean. It's more conflict which is what people want to see so I mean like. gg. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinimac Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Wew, any war is good war I guess, good luck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phino Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 good, now we need shittalking and memes...make it interesting guys 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigma Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 so the war restarted im assuming? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaksaeling Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 There's no active wars between any of the participants... did you peace out two hours after posting? If so, shortest war in Orbis history? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinimac Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, Zaksaeling said: There's no active wars between any of the participants... did you peace out two hours after posting? If so, shortest war in Orbis history? Heard that the DoW was just for intimidation purposes, lame I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaksaeling Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 So a Declaration of Intention to War if you don't do the thing? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Zaksaeling said: There's no active wars between any of the participants... did you peace out two hours after posting? If so, shortest war in Orbis history? The shortest war in Orbis history ended before it even started. (Guardian VS Rothschilds, the latter of which disbanded once receiving word of the incoming war) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 I mean, yay! war! ...But I don't even know who the combatants are nor how I can find out since your formatting is reminiscent of some kind of word puzzle. Please clarify and/or add links so we know who to cheer for and/or mock incessantly, kthx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said: I mean, yay! war! ...But I don't even know who the combatants are nor how I can find out since your formatting is reminiscent of some kind of word puzzle. Please clarify and/or add links so we know who to cheer for and/or mock incessantly, kthx It's not relevant. Misfits only has 1 war declared against them since that announcement, and that war wasn't even by any of the alliances listed in the OP. It was by me. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lairah said: It's not relevant. Misfits only has 1 war declared against them since that announcement, and that war wasn't even by any of the alliances listed in the OP. It was by me. Well... heck. Here I was hoping a micro had learned to go to war properly. I am disappoint. (Not with you, good luck on the raid) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Sir Scarfalot said: Well... heck. Here I was hoping a micro had learned to go to war properly. I am disappoint. (Not with you, good luck on the raid) Oh it's not a raid, spy report confirms he doesn't have crap. I just felt like burning something, so here i am, doing what bored arsonists do. Turns out my airstrikes can destroy about 270 infrastructure per attack, so that's nice to know. Using the infra calculator my first airstrike did $5.3 million in damage. Guy has cities with like 1800 infra in them. He has missiles to, but unlike me has no money and even less of a warchest. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quichwe10 Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 ....Good luck with your war I guess. I wonder who'll blink first as each side glare at each other angrily across a border. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J Kell Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Let the war begin and end with thunderous applause!!! The shot of war is official! Quote Listen to J Kell's new single: About The Author An early member of Roz Wei in 2015, J Kell went on to stay within the paperless world of Empyrea before signing with Soup Kitchen while scoring a record deal in 2019. J Kell went on to release multiple Orbis Top 40 hits. In 2020, J Kell took a break from Orbis. He's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short☭ Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) See Co-Tin started it all saying he was gonna raid me if I didn't pay him and I told him tofo away and then he caused this chaos of a war. If he would have just not talked smack this wouldn't be happening lol Edited May 1, 2018 by Short☭ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iteo Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Short☭ said: See Co-Tin started it all saying he was gonna raid me if I didn't pay him and I told him to frick off and he cause this chaos. If he would have fricked off this wouldn't be happeing lol Heh, finally learns not to cuss because it makes him look bad, atleast you learned something :) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short☭ Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Iteo said: Heh, finally learns not to cuss because it makes him look bad, atleast you learned something Oh no I did curse it just fixes it so.. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phino Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 On 4/29/2018 at 7:25 AM, Sir Scarfalot said: Well... heck. Here I was hoping a micro had learned to go to war properly. I am disappoint. (Not with you, good luck on the raid) and here i hope you can raid properly. Seriously bring 2 friends and raid poor pirate lol (low standard raider) take this just a joke from a true raider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Phino said: and here i hope you can raid properly. Seriously bring 2 friends and raid poor pirate lol (low standard raider) take this just a joke from a true raider injoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Buorhann Posted May 1, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2018 Well, we now have a definition for Semi-Paperless in this game. 5 4 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phino Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 at least they not "semi - raiders" sir scarfolot and friends 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Buckle up every one. Shit like this will be all the entertainment you get for 5 and a half months. 2 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 3 hours ago, durmij said: Buckle up every one. Shit like this will be all the entertainment you get for 5 and a half months. Nah. It is surprising how many times people complain about the 6mo NAP that didn't participate in that war though. 3 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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