EMC-Nuke Bloc War Propaganda Thread

[Sweeeeet Ronny D]

This is fun!  Steve please put all the work into making propaganda, so that i can spend like 3 mins fixing it to what is actually happening in reality.

[Memph]

13 hours ago, Placentica said:

No.

[Lordship]

[kosmokenny]

 

Damn, almost had it

[Samwise]

[Guest Epi]

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Edited December 21, 2020 by Epi

[Samwise]

13 hours ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

I think as a group we can all agree.

Poor Ronny. Nobody got your 'jumping the shark' reference. Whomp, whomp. 

Edited April 7, 2018 by Samwise

[Samwise]

An anonymous lion sent me this: 

[Micchan]

8 hours ago, Samwise said:

An anonymous lion sent me this: 

[Mitsuru]

14 hours ago, kosmokenny said:

 

Damn, almost had it

You forgot to put a circle around the "CRY BECAUSE YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED" thing.

[kosmokenny]

17 minutes ago, Mitsuru said:

You forgot to put a circle around the "CRY BECAUSE YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED" thing.

That square lies about not accepting new members, so it is invalid.

[Mitsuru]

Just now, kosmokenny said:

That square lies about not accepting new members, so it is invalid.

I guess micchan was irritated by the part where it says that you don't accept new members.

[kosmokenny]

Oh, sorry, I didnt realize your attention span was limited to what is written before a comma.  In which case all you read from this was "Oh".  Really, we dont recruit a hundred plebes who are only interested in playing on Easy Mode like you guys do, because we know you pull this kind of shit on us, so we are selective about who we invest in.  And I know you arent going to be able to follow any of this, because all the important information is after the commas.

[Mitsuru]

4 hours ago, kosmokenny said:

Oh, sorry, I didnt realize your attention span was limited to what is written before a comma.  In which case all you read from this was "Oh".  Really, we dont recruit a hundred plebes who are only interested in playing on Easy Mode like you guys do, because we know you pull this kind of shit on us, so we are selective about who we invest in.  And I know you arent going to be able to follow any of this, because all the important information is after the commas.

Correct. You only have the most exquisite members which is why two of them decided to delete within two seconds of a war. I guess your decision process on who you're accepting is not refined enough yet considering how poorly your members react to any kind of heat.

I assume that in your endless intelligence and wit you fail to realize that people, even those with experience, are not interested in joining an alliance that is already overly aggressive on their alliance page. "Fark is not currently accepting members" probably scared off many potential members that you could've built up to become deared and beloved members of your alliance (That's how we plebs do it) if you wouldn't think that you have to let yourself down to accept noobs to your alliance. Even Nuclear Knights does that.

Despite us outnumbering you, there was a way to go out of this showing that you are a good alliance with quality. Instead all of Orbis now thinks you're the last trash. But I know you absolutely don't care about this because you feel as if you're intellectually superior to every other person around you. x)

Edited April 7, 2018 by Mitsuru

[Azaghul]

19 hours ago, Samwise said:

Amazing.

[Placentica]

On 4/6/2018 at 2:07 PM, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

This is fun!  Steve please put all the work into making propaganda, so that i can spend like 3 mins fixing it to what is actually happening in reality.

 

Laaaazzzyyyyyy.  Make your own or gtfo.  Thought this was self-evident, but I guess I ass-u-me'd too much of you.

prop·a·gan·da

ˌpräpəˈɡandə/

noun

noun: propaganda; noun: Propaganda

1. 1.

   derogatory

   information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view.

[Placentica]

[Placentica]

On 4/6/2018 at 5:48 AM, Samwise said:

It's funny because your nation is ex-GPA. :3

 

I think he meant ex-Guardian, but we'll still run with it...as this is a joke thread!

Edited April 7, 2018 by Placentica

[Sweeeeet Ronny D]

2 hours ago, Placentica said:

I think he meant ex-Guardian, but we'll still run with it...as this is a joke thread!

you gotta go alot lower so we can cover the nukeblock section of GPA, and also to page 2 so we dont leave SA out.

[Samwise]

6 hours ago, Placentica said:

I think he meant ex-Guardian, but we'll still run with it...as this is a joke thread!

<snip>

1. Denial and isolation
"My nation was never GPA! If it was, then everybody was GPA!"

The first reaction to learning about ever being GPA is to deny the reality of the situation. “This isn’t happening, this can’t be happening,” people often think. It is a normal reaction to rationalize your overwhelming emotions.

Denial is a common defense mechanism that buffers the immediate shock of being GPA, numbing you to your emotions. You block out the words and hide from the facts. You start to believe that life is meaningless, and nothing is of any value any longer. For most people experiencing grief, this stage is a temporary response that carries you through the first wave of pain.

2. Anger
"It wasn't me! And who is this Naam, and why would he accept such an application?!"

As the masking effects of denial and isolation begin to wear, reality and its pain re-emerge. You are not ready. The intense emotion is deflected from your vulnerable core, redirected and expressed instead as anger. The anger may be aimed at inanimate objects, innocent hobbits, complete strangers, friends or family.

Anger may be directed at GPA. Rationally, you know GPA is not to be blamed. Emotionally, however, you may resent the GPA for ever accepting you or for leaving you. You feel guilty for being angry, and this makes you more angry.

3. Bargaining
"Please Sheepy! Change my nation ID!"

The normal reaction to feelings of helplessness and vulnerability is often a need to regain control through a series of “If only” statements, such as:

• If only I had sought another alliance sooner…
• If only I got a second opinion from another P&W player…
• If only I had tried to be a better member toward them, we could've pushed them away from neutrality sooner…

This is an attempt to bargain. Secretly, you may make a deal with Sheepy in an attempt to change your nation ID. This is a weaker line of defense to protect you from the painful reality.
 
4. Depression
"I wasted so much time being GPA, yet my nation misses it so much..."

There are two types of depression that are associated with mourning. The first one is a reaction to practical implications relating to being GPA. Sadness and regret predominate this type of depression. You worry about consequences. You worry that, in your grief, you have spent less time with others that depend on you. This phase may be eased by simple clarification and reassurance. You may need a bit of helpful cooperation and a few kind words.

The second type of depression is more subtle and, in a sense, perhaps more private. It is your quiet preparation to separate and to bid GPA farewell. Sometimes all you really need is a hug.
 
5. Acceptance.
"My nation was GPA."
 
Reaching this stage of grieving is a gift not afforded to everyone. GPA may be sudden and unexpected or you may never see beyond your anger or denial. It is not necessarily a mark of bravery to resist the inevitable and to deny yourself the opportunity to make your peace. This phase is marked by withdrawal and calm. This is not a period of happiness and must be distinguished from depression.

Coping with GPA is ultimately a deeply personal and singular experience — nobody can help you go through it more easily or understand all the emotions that you’re going through. But others can be there for you and help comfort you through this process. The best thing you can do is to allow yourself to feel the grief as it comes over you. Resisting it only will prolong the natural process of healing.

Edited April 8, 2018 by Samwise

[rollo]

7 hours ago, Mitsuru said:

Despite us outnumbering you, there was a way to go out of this showing that you are a good alliance with quality. Instead all of Orbis now thinks you're the last trash. But I know you absolutely don't care about this because you feel as if you're intellectually superior to every other person around you. x)

It's not just a feeling if it's true.

 

[Placentica]

Edited April 8, 2018 by Placentica

[Placentica]

Tl;dr - A Guardian nation peaced out an SA nation instead of doing 2 airstrikes to win the war and to avoid taking more nukes, other Guardian/TKR nations beiged him to shield him from counters allowing him to destroy a TCW nation.

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=5510&display=war

Edited April 8, 2018 by Placentica

[Zei-Sakura Alsainn]

3 hours ago, rollo said:

It's not just a feeling if it's true.

 

Too bad reality wears shoes that your ego could never fit.

Edited April 8, 2018 by Lairah

[Mayor]

Samwise, that is some epic troll right there. love it.