Popular Post Squeegee Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 tl;dr The Seven Kingdoms and Knights Templar sign an MDP The Seventh Crusade Theodosius gazed over the misty night sea as he watched his men on the deck celebrating the beginning of a new crusade. The night was seemingly calm, but Theodosius could see a storm brewing in the distance directly in front of them. He called for Keegoz to help him decide on a new path, but options were limited, and since the summertime currents were fast and plentiful, they would have to navigate very carefully. A few hours later they were well into the night. The fairly drunk crew was weary from the constant need to steer their ship this way and that, their compasses began to break one by one under the torrential storm, and navigating was becoming more and more difficult as the clouds blocked the stars. Feeling completely lost, Theodosius was starting to lose hope until he saw the vague shape of a castle overlooking the sea appear on the horizon. They quickly realized this was not the holy land they were looking for, but one not traveled to in ages. They docked their flagship in the harbor below the castle and saw a black and white flag waving with what seemed to be a phoenix. They had landed on the shores of the fabled land of Westeros. They were greeted by a scraggly lobster-dog whose name tag read “Mikey”. Theodosius and Keegoz decided to follow him (for what reason? No one knows they’re batshit crazy). He led them to the gates of the castle of which Mikey opened by wagging his tail. They were greeted by two men who went by the names Clover and Squeegee. After explaining that their navigation tools had gone haywire and they had stumbled upon the land by pure chance, Theodosius and Keegoz were welcomed into the castle. As he pointed the way, Clover grinned and exclaimed “it is said that all roads lead to the Seven Kingdoms!” Keegoz and Theodosius looked at each other somewhat confused but decided not to question it. They were unsure of what to do next, not knowing how to get home.. until Squeegee extended an offer for them and their men to stay the night in their keep, even offering to send them away with some supplies if need be. They graciously accepted and that night they all feasted on the finest meats and well aged ales that read “Blue Moon” (does anyone get the reference? heh) on the taps. Brooklyn666, King of the Seven Kingdoms enjoyed his guest’s company very much, and some of the guest Knights enjoyed the King’s courtesans very much in turn. Fairly drunk, both the hosts and guests exchanged many promises in an overtly brotherly conduct. The feast lasted long into the night until everyone passed out and started sleeping on the tables, chairs and floors of mighty Halls of King Brooklyn666. Although the promises of being brothers in arms happened in a delirious state of all participants, in the following morning, Brooklyn, Clover, and Squeegee met with Theodosius and Keegoz in an official ceremony in the King’s Quarters, sealing the pact with actual paper and ink, on rejoice of his people. It was a short but sweet stay, and Knights Templar had to continue on their journey. New brothers at arms promised to visit each other often, and the King had the crier read the following treaty in the town square: Article I: Brothers in Arms Having shared many war stories together, the Seven Kingdoms and Knights Templar have agreed to become brothers in arms. From this point on, they will be known as “the signatories”. Article II: Defending the Holy Land Should either of the two signatories come under attack from a third party, the signatories are obligated to come to their brother’s defense, however if one brother decides they are in no danger they can request the other to sit out and watch. Article III: Keeping a Watchful Eye Should either signatory obtain potentially threatening information about their brother, they must send a raven, with brother’s safety being in their best interest. Article IV: Black Wings Black Words Should the signatories realize that their brotherhood was a drunken mistake, they may activate this clause giving the other brother 72 hours notice of cancellation. 22 Quote I'm just procrastinating for a paper I have to write at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Keegoz Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 8 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eld Fen Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 What a beautiful scroll. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ripper Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Clover said: What a beautiful scroll. Something is wrong... I can read it... What did you do to the real SK? 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodosius Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) 10/10 would write a 6 page background story with Squeegee again just to have it scrapped. Edited December 20, 2017 by Theodosius 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Ripper said: Something is wrong... I can read it... What did you do to the real SK? The government was hungover, apparently it makes the hand writing more legible. Edited December 20, 2017 by Squeegee Quote I'm just procrastinating for a paper I have to write at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Senry Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 Hello, I'm Commander Shepherd and these are my favourite Prime Number of Kingdoms in the Citadel. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bezzers Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 How unforeseen, I could never have predicted this would happen 10 Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Good to see this finally up! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mikey Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 In West Kings Landing, born and raised On the battlefield is where I spent most of my days Drillin' out, marchin', winning duels And hunting some Starks who thought they should rule When a couple of heathens who were up to no good started a Jihad in the Kingswood We lost one little town and my Lord got scared And said "You're going crusading with the Templars in Isreal!" High Septon and a Templar priest debate the finer points of theology, colorized. o/ KT, it will be fun working with you, but my god this was a huge !@#$ to scroll 13 Quote Archduke Tyrell, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach, Warden of the South, Breaker of Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 yay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stills Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Glad to be working with you all, looking forwards to making some great memories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hope Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 no not dynamic enough now if KT signed NPO, that would have been dynamic 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Sign Rose, sign Keegoz. Same thing, still called it 2 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, durmij said: Sign Rose, sign Keegoz. Same thing, still called it It was most amusing to see you say it. 1 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, Keegoz said: It was most amusing to see you say it. If I was in your spot I would have died laughing. Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Ripper said: Something is wrong... I can read it... What did you do to the real SK? You beat me to it... I miss the good ol' days where trying to read SK scrolls made my eyes hurt. ;_; Congrats to both parties on the treaty, seems like a 3rd sphere is being born. Unfortunately since the scroll is pretty legible I'm afraid the treaty is invalid, but still well done! o7 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partisan Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 squint squint blink blink Oh hey, it's up! Here's to a long friendship, SK. o/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turner Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Quote https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=35135 The Commonwealth of Resplendent Political Party Turner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Heh, can't wait for the other signings to happen. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Not a valid SK treaty if I can read it *I didn't read the thread, this comment has probably already been made 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 32 minutes ago, Buorhann said: Heh, can't wait for the other signings to happen. @Redarmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbas Mehdi Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 @Kastor do you want me to start asking you questions on the forums now? Quote I am not a member of Guardian p&w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooklyn666 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Ripper said: Something is wrong... I can read it... What did you do to the real SK? Ok I promise our next scroll will just be a rabid racoon with ink on its feet running across a piece of paper 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senry Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 After receiving numerous complains as to the validity of the above scroll, the Templar Unified Recon Division launched a full-scale investigation to uncover the truth behind all of this. We've managed to recover the original document as it was intended to be read, and not these photoshopped lies. Behold: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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