Popular Post Rozalia Posted December 2, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2017 General Dubayoo knowing that a force would no doubt be sent by Lordship to thrust deeply into the motherland's tender nether regions tried to convince others to confront the Son of Heaven on the matter and get him to act. Many mocked such an idea, Lordship would never thrust into a woman they howled in laughter. The other generals however took it seriously but without an order what could they do? Henrich stepped forward and told the generals that such wasteful behaviour is not normal for one such as the Son of Heaven. It is a test or ploy of some kind he states to the others and that he believes he knows what needs doing. Lordship sat in his room, spent. Now he had gotten that out of his system he really needed to actually start doing something about the losses that had been occuring lately. He summoned Yui to his Radiant Castle with the idea of deploying it's forces against the Son of Heaven. Yui was a person of great mystery, so much so that even it's gender was unknown. Hidden behind it's great armour and Hannya mask laid an enigmatic being, one so such that even many of the former Pantheon army that Yui largely took over didn't even know of it's existance at first. Even now Yui says little itself and speaks through it's vassals leading some to believe that Yui is a nice and honourable person, one simply surrounded by bad people. Lordship, one of the few who would often talk with Yui knew better however and knew the inscrutable Yui would certainly have a good idea on how to handle this matter. "Master Lordship, while your power is as strong as the sun, you are beset on all sides by enemies and can not so easily move your forces as a result. In addition with such a large force comes waste, waste that serves no purpose, waste that you cannot allow to build up as it will befoul the rest of your radiant forces. For one we have the Knight's Templar and it's head Thalmor. His lands and forces lay close to where this trouble is and yet he didn't make a single move to assist, worse yet I recently learned that he conspired with others to try and take some of my land instead. If I may, I think him and his men wish to see you defeated. As such now is the perfect time to test them and show your authority. Arrest Thalmor, replace him with one loyal to you, and send them at your enemies." Lordship agreed with Yui's observations but wondered if sending this force at Rozalia was wise, the risk of losses was so high. "Master Lordship, as you know I like to know of all the goings on under Heaven. The word is that ever since Rozalia got his 42 new concumbines he never leaves his bedroom and his hips never stop thrusting. Taking the time to make a long journey to fight would cut into his indulgence" Lordship's eyes lit up in wonder, "Never... stops thrusting? Ummm" "*Cough* Anyway, without their emperor at the head of the army the Roz Wei forces are sure to be weakened, so much so that even this rabble will cause them great trouble" Lordship, convinced, ordered for it to be done and Thalmor was arrested and Victor Truchev put in his place. The general, desperate to get Lordship's favour began his march towards Roz Wei, bolstered by the reports that the Roz was drowning in pleasure all day everyday. Little did he know the Roz Wei forces were close by. The Roz woke up, surrounded by ladies as he tends to. The air after so many days was thick, it was overpowering, so he went to the entrance and opened it up to get some fresh air. What he found when he opened it however was not his palace garden but a military camp. AkAk quickly noticed and came forward to report that they are not far away from Victor Truchev and his 80,000 soldiers. "Ingenious my lord. To fake your decadence to lead the enemy into a false sense of security, trusting the Heavens would grant you a vassal who would correctly deduce your intentions and know you wanted yourself and your concubines moved into an idenitical house which we could move together with the army" The Son of Heaven first put on some trousers and then stepped forward to his generals who had all now gathered, "Who... thought of this?". Henrich stepped forward. "Henrich... it is like we are of the same mind for you to be able to deduce my wishes so accurately. I think a promotion is in order as thanks to your efforts I have tricked Lordship and his minions into believing I was simply indulging myself when it could not be further from the truth. They have no idea how difficult dicking so many women for so many days is, certainly not Lordship that's for sure. However the Son of Heaven can never give up and so I persisted in the task and it was rewarded here today. We shall punish Lordship's minion Victor Truchev in the next battle against the Radiant army" ===================== As for why all this happens... ummm... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 i needed this and some alcohol after reading about tTO going to war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynlo Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 One day I will read one of these walls of text lol jk I won't. Heil Cthulhu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrich Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 I feel like you are implying something about lordship but I can't quite put my finger on it. Quote Frank Castle Was Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) 108 Edited December 11, 2020 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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