丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 2016: That was one year ago. One year ago was vastly different from before. As we all sat around wondering if the great Donald J Trump would be elected president. And he was. I was also in line to be voted funniest player. Flash forward to 2017 America is on it's way to becoming great again and here I am. I, too, must launch a campaign. I am hereby declaring my sincerest and humblest bid for Most Controversial Player, Worst Poster, and Worst Player of 2017. Only one person can pull off a 180 like the world has never seen before. I am that person. But only you, my fellow shitposters can make my final victory the greatest. Now from this day to the Yearly Awards-2017, I will launch an ad campaign and alter my decorum to make me champion. This has been a year in the making, together we can achieve anything like being able to see our foreheads or thoroughly cook a Hot Pocket® in one go. Also try the new BBQ Recipe Beef with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust and pair it up with a warm Budweiser. The breakfast of champions! Let us rejoice on the day I secure my throne and the ascension is complete. Shifty 2017 Worst Player, Most Controversial Player, Worst Poster.... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynlo Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 tl;dr 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted November 4, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2017 Just now, Kynlo said: tl;dr I'm announcing my campaign to end sexism. No one has greater respect for women than I do. Not even Harvey Weinstein. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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William Bonney Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, ϟħ̧i̧ᖷɫ̵γ͘ ̶ϟɫΓåπ҉გ℥̨Γ said: I'm announcing my campaign to end sexism. No one has greater respect for women than I do. Not even Harvey Weinstein. Original image censored due to graphic violence and personal protection issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, ϟħ̧i̧ᖷɫ̵γ͘ ̶ϟɫΓåπ҉გ℥̨Γ said: I'm announcing my campaign to end sexism. No one has greater respect for women than I do. Not even Harvey Weinstein. Left = me Right = you chances to win Knee = my shitposting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted November 4, 2017 Author Share Posted November 4, 2017 56 minutes ago, Micchan said: Left = me Right = you chances to win Knee = my shitposting Not shitposting. Literal worst poster. But I'll fight a 4 front effort for it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maia Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 (edited) I challenge you Edited November 4, 2017 by Mainframe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 I think you can pack it in mate. You can't match my effort when it comes to controversy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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