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2016:

That was one year ago. One year ago was vastly different from before. As we all sat around wondering if the great Donald J Trump would be elected president. And he was. 

I was also in line to be voted funniest player. 

Flash forward to 2017

America is on it's way to becoming great again and here I am. I, too, must launch a campaign. I am hereby declaring my sincerest and humblest bid for Most Controversial Player, Worst Poster, and Worst Player of 2017. Only one person can pull off a 180 like the world has never seen before. I am that person. But only you, my fellow shitposters can make my final victory the greatest. Now from this day to the Yearly Awards-2017, I will launch an ad campaign and alter my decorum to make me champion. This has been a year in the making, together we can achieve anything like being able to see our foreheads or thoroughly cook a Hot Pocket® in one go. Also try the new BBQ Recipe Beef with Crispy Buttery Seasoned Crust and pair it up with a warm Budweiser. The breakfast of champions!

Let us rejoice on the day I secure my throne and the ascension is complete.

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Shifty 2017 Worst Player, Most Controversial Player, Worst Poster....

 

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10 minutes ago, ϟħ̧i̧ᖷɫ̵γ͘ ̶ϟɫΓåπ҉გ℥̨Γ said:

I'm announcing my campaign to end sexism. No one has greater respect for women than I do. Not even Harvey Weinstein.

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10 minutes ago, ϟħ̧i̧ᖷɫ̵γ͘ ̶ϟɫΓåπ҉გ℥̨Γ said:

I'm announcing my campaign to end sexism. No one has greater respect for women than I do. Not even Harvey Weinstein.

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Left = me

Right = you chances to win

Knee = my shitposting

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56 minutes ago, Micchan said:

Left = me

Right = you chances to win

Knee = my shitposting

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Not shitposting. Literal worst poster. But I'll fight a 4 front effort for it.

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