Popular Post Rozalia Posted November 3, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 3, 2017 In the face of the Radiant Empire's overwhelming forces even the prodigious Rozalia had to deliquesce away. With everything taken from him he travelled the less hospitable places near his former lands such as the Odd Forrest and the Brownlands. His band set up across these lands and he retired to a farm where he raised chickens and invented the sandwich. One day as he went to collect the eggs he found something most off putting... things were quiet... too quiet. Drawing his sword he inspected to find every chicken lay dead. What monster would do such a thing? Lordship? The ghost of Don Juan? That Milton creep from the swamp? As he looked he found egg after egg, normally nothing strange except... every single one was solid gold. Hundreds of solid gold eggs. The dead chickens... The eggs of gold... The Heaven's message was clear. The time to be raising chickens was at an end and the time to take back everything was now. With the wealth Heaven gifted him he was able to get a new force raised and equipped and even hired some elite mercenaries he knew would make a difference, lead by the ever powerful Tywin Lannister. The lands of the magnificent Rozalia had since his defeat been occupied by the Radiant Empire. It was not under the enlightened rule of Rozalia however and so the people suffered, worse with Lordship being as corrupt as he was he had sold the ruler-ship of the area to Greene, a most greedy and ill-disciplined man. He took all he could for himself and wanting to make money at any cost even got to selling off his army's weapons and tools. By this point his own soldiers were tasked with equipping themselves with weapons and armour as Greene refused to spend the coin to equip them, such was his greed. With Lordship's !@#$ gaze elsewhere as he hunted down the ol' wily sage Partisan and with the defenses as mismanaged as they were, now was the time to strike. As Greene enjoyed himself in the former Rozapolis, now named Greene Town in his own honour, the Son of Heaven began to take city after city from him at a rapid pace. Normally word would get out that the defenses are being compromised, however the greedy Greene had sold every horse in his territory and as such the messengers sent out would be run down and no word leaked back to Greene Town. Every locale entered welcomed the Roz Wei forces as liberators and the Radiant Empire forces largely fled instead of trying to make a stand. Only once the Roz Wei forces were in full view of Greene Town did finally Greene get warned. Robert Ap Ioan stormed into the palace to warn the indulgent Greene who reacted with surprise. "The inventor of the sandwich is invading my lands?". Once Robert Ap Ioan told the Legend of Rozalia to Greene the colour left his face as he realised he had to go and go quickly, he began blaring all over the place for Paul and Bolas to load his ships up. The ships unlike everything else sold, Greene had kept as something needed to carry his riches and himself to safety if something happened. Robert Ap Ioan tried to state the case for resisting, that the city was strong and it's gates large and powerful but Greene would have none of it, "I noticed how decorated and strong the gates of the city were a while back so I... sold them. The current gates are paper-mache duplicates, all very convincing, works of art, but they won't stand up to an enemy assault". There was little to pack all things considered as most things were already packed if it ever came time to go. Greene could only smile on his flag ship, he had already made far more money than what it took to bribe Lordship and once he bribes the surrounding Radiant Empire commanders to deploy against Rozalia, take his head, and give him credit... yes, the riches and fame he will get will be oh so grand. Wealth is power, and with wealth he will soon have power above even Lordship himself he daydreamed... but wait... what were those black flags he wondered as he squinted at the masts of the ships in the distance. Greene's ships were all sunk. ------------------- "Overlord" Kastor speaking: “Politics and War is strange. It’s strange to think how much the trajectory of our lives can be dictated by society’s definition of success. We grow our nations, we fight in coordinated, certified wars, that we joined in with a coalition. We have allies that we only go to war with, we don’t do random hits on alliances. We need CBs for everything. We sit and play a game that majority of us don’t like for recognition of others. We don’t play, we are controlled. Roz Wei hopes to break that narrative tonight. Roz Wei officially declares war on Duat. We welcome the dead to the ranks of the living.” 30 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vexz Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Beautiful. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 WELCOME BACK ROZ WEI! May the strength of Rozalia and his works of art endure an eternity o/ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rache Olderen Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 (edited) Ah I have missed RW's DoWs. Edited November 3, 2017 by Rache Olderen 3 Quote 2nd, 4th, and 6th Adelphotes Princeps of Cornerstone, Ambassador to Black Knights, 4th Grand Pilus of Cornerstone, 2nd Chaplain of Cornerstone, 5th Questor Princeps of Cornerstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 (edited) 11/03 01:08 am Peace has been offered by Rozalia of Great Bedford. Your advisers suggest you carefully weigh your options. Further attacks will destroy all peace offerings. 11/03 01:07 am The Son of Heaven Rozalia of Great Bedford ordered a naval attack upon your nation of Fraggle Rock. The attack was an immense triumph. The Son of Heaven Rozalia's forces lost 0 ships, while your defenders lost 48 ships. You used 0 tons of munitions and 0 tons of gasoline defending the attack. The attack destroyed 0.00 infrastructure in the city of Owen Fraggle and destroyed 1 farm. This loss has resulted in a naval blockade on your nation. To break the blockade you must execute a naval attack that is a success, another player must achieve an immense triumph naval attack on your opponent, or you must destroy all of your opponent's ships. All pending trade offers you have created have been cancelled and refunded to your nation and you will be unable to trade with other nations until the blockade is over. 11/03 01:20 am A peace offer has been cancelled by Rozalia of Great Bedford. Your advisers suggest you continue your war effort. Greene - Today at 8:36 PM Care to explain why Roz is hitting Duat en masse? Rozalia - Today at 8:37 PM Tywin doesn't want to stop his attacks on you just to start Second, we're... making moves Greene - Today at 8:38 PM I'm well aware you're making moves. Hitting Duat, there are one of two motives. For the lulz, or to make moves. You're unlikely to be doing this for the lulz, so that means you're making moves. Care to enlighten me? Rozalia - Today at 8:40 PM Simple. Game is dull, no one does anything. RW does things and we're showing we're active. Why Duat? You guys simply exist, you do nothing, serve no function. What more fitting target is there. Greene - Today at 8:41 PM Unfortunate assessment. Edited November 3, 2017 by Fraggle 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaksaeling Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Have fun, lads! I don't know how strong the mummies will be, but good luck regardless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 nice to see y’all back 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Hope said: nice to see y’all back Great to be back in defense of NK and Paul. Hey HOPE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Just now, Fraggle said: Great to be back in defense of NK and Paul. Hey HOPE hello your majesty, o green one, ruler of the fraggles on the beautiful planet of fraggle rock, worrier of the masses, wielder of the interplanetary nuclear devices, queen of orbis i just tried to come up with as many titles as possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rozalia Posted November 3, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 3, 2017 No worries. He may sound flustered but Greene is doing good. Greene: No worries! I gotta admit, we've taken great pains to make ourselves the Switzerland of this game. A few of my guys have been a little... restless. Not sure I can put the genie back in the bottle even if I wanted to. Besides, this is an early christmas present for me. I hit 30 cities, have a badass city build, so now this is knocking out the infra for me. Means I'll be able to rock y'alls world in the next round. --- As Greene has seen fit to share what I told him with whoever listens, I'll do the same. Not sure why he hired Fraggle to be his verbal spokesman though... though I hear that perhaps that was a wise move all things considered. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post George Clooney Posted November 3, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 3, 2017 I laughed, I cried, I bought a commemorative t-shirt at full retail. Have fun out there and enjoy your war, Roz Wei. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Hunter Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Glad to be back 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Rozalia said: No worries. He may sound flustered but Greene is doing good. Greene: No worries! I gotta admit, we've taken great pains to make ourselves the Switzerland of this game. A few of my guys have been a little... restless. Not sure I can put the genie back in the bottle even if I wanted to. Besides, this is an early christmas present for me. I hit 30 cities, have a badass city build, so now this is knocking out the infra for me. Means I'll be able to rock y'alls world in the next round. --- As Greene has seen fit to share what I told him with whoever listens, I'll do the same. Not sure why he hired Fraggle to be his verbal spokesman though... though I hear that perhaps that was a wise move all things considered. In defense of NK You had a chance. You cried and cried to me. Maybe those logs will be next. Nah I'll start with the in game logs from your alliance members. Those are better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynlo Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 This gon' git gud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 11/03 01:56 am FrontSaturn of Kabr has executed an espionage operation to assassinate spies in your country. They were not successful. 11/03 01:40 am AkAk of Ak-Dovurak has executed an espionage operation to assassinate spies in your country. They were not successful. Third time the charm? Or should I go? I'll take a crack at the spy game...... 11/03 02:04 am You successfully gathered intelligence about Kabr. Your spies discovered that Kabr has 30 spies, $125,451,791.40, 8,575.62 coal, 458.46 oil, 7,009.00 uranium, 1,312.82 lead, 8,662.74 iron, 718.93 bauxite, 34,771.24 gasoline, 110,564.16 munitions, 68,266.16 steel, 12,621.18 aluminum, and 99,437.04 food. Went to war with 125 mil on hand? Good planning. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Enjoy the war Quote Roman Empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 You successfully assassinated enemy spies in Kabr. Your spies killed 16 enemy spies. That's a shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted November 3, 2017 Author Share Posted November 3, 2017 By the way it seems that a certain word hit a censor. To be clear it's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/!@#$ which can be used offensively by some (though "reclaiming" has gone on) but is very much not meant as such here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I dont see many Roz members coming to the defense of those that attacked NK......wise decision I suppose. Some would call it a wuss move...but I call it wise not to eat nukes for nothing. Smarter than the leader I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar Kun -George Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Cool I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Is Fraggle... salty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Just now, hidude45454 said: Is Fraggle... salty? Always when NK is attacked for no reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryleh Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 36 minutes ago, Fraggle said: 11/03 01:56 am FrontSaturn of Kabr has executed an espionage operation to assassinate spies in your country. They were not successful. 11/03 01:40 am AkAk of Ak-Dovurak has executed an espionage operation to assassinate spies in your country. They were not successful. Third time the charm? Or should I go? I'll take a crack at the spy game...... 11/03 02:04 am You successfully gathered intelligence about Kabr. Your spies discovered that Kabr has 30 spies, $125,451,791.40, 8,575.62 coal, 458.46 oil, 7,009.00 uranium, 1,312.82 lead, 8,662.74 iron, 718.93 bauxite, 34,771.24 gasoline, 110,564.16 munitions, 68,266.16 steel, 12,621.18 aluminum, and 99,437.04 food. Went to war with 125 mil on hand? Good planning. Sadly he didn't keep it on hand :/ 11/03 02:04 am You successfully gathered intelligence about Kabr. Your spies discovered that Kabr has 30 spies, $10,835,791.40, 8,575.62 coal, 458.46 oil, 7,009.00 uranium, 1,312.82 lead, 8,662.74 iron, 718.93 bauxite, 34,771.24 gasoline, 110,564.16 munitions, 68,266.16 steel, 12,621.18 aluminum, and 99,437.04 food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Ryleh said: Sadly he didn't keep it on hand :/ 11/03 02:04 am You successfully gathered intelligence about Kabr. Your spies discovered that Kabr has 30 spies, $10,835,791.40, 8,575.62 coal, 458.46 oil, 7,009.00 uranium, 1,312.82 lead, 8,662.74 iron, 718.93 bauxite, 34,771.24 gasoline, 110,564.16 munitions, 68,266.16 steel, 12,621.18 aluminum, and 99,437.04 food. That's a shame. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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