Advanced Idea Mechanics closes down experimental chinese sales venture

[Bezzers]

Due to difference in demand for weaponry merchandise overseas, The Advanced Idea Mechanics Chinese Liason has been given its 72 hour closing down notice. After which period, the Advanced Idea Mechanics company will no longer be associated with or partnered to the entity known as Zodiac, and will after this point no longer be eligible to request support from them in the unlikely case our world takeover goes wrong.

The Director and all other public figures from within the company would like to offer Zodiac the best of luck in taking over the world thriving in this hostile business environment, and have ensured both companies part ways with no hostile feelings towards the other.

Meanwhile, Advanced Idea Mechanics would offer the public a statement assuring that their other ventures, the Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry, which despite recent losses promises to return to full functionality given time, and those within the Seven KingdomsTM, are operating at full capacity. As well as this, our newly announced Wand project with the Durmstrang school for the magically gifted promises to be a long and financially prosperous relationship.

Signed:

Director: Bezzers

Regional Manager: Thomas

Branch Managers: Hope, Dillon A McCann

Weapons Experts: Utz, Kirito, Shifty Stranger

[Horsecock]

Congrats, AIM. Took you long enough.

[丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™]

But we made such good, quality products with the Chinese...

[Johnny Costello]

*insert applause here*

[Goomy]

Can confirm that Bezzers is The Zodiac Killer

[Bezzers]

1 minute ago, Goomy said:

Can confirm that Bezzers is The Zodiac Killer

Hush, the lasers aren't ready yet.