Popular Post Fraggle Posted October 8, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2017 (edited) From The Desk of ChuChu Fraggle - Director of Club Membership The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings to all the great nations of the world. And a hearty hello to the others. Today is when we roll out our new exclusive membership club. We welcome all new members and have many levels to choose from that will fit your budget. Please refer to the list below for a description before contacting our call center for membership. Copper Level: This level is Fraggle Rock having indifference for you and will wish you a happy birthday That is only 2 million a month. Bronze Level: We will put you on the last to nuke during an alliance war list. You also receive parts of our intelligence briefing. Only 4 million a month. No birthday wishes That becomes an add-on. Silver Level: Now silver level is where anyone should consider spending their cash. For only 5 million a month, you get placed on the do not nuke list unless in extreme situations. You also get locked in on the food discount rate and get more of the intelligence brief. You also get one month free after 5 months. Not a bad deal. Gold Level: Includes everything above plus a diplomacy package and direct access to the Fraggle Rock Loan and Collections Department. Rates vary and this package is not offered to new members. It is earned over time. Platinum Level: A true Fraggle Rock Club Member. You have proven your desire to be friends with the best of the best. Your membership is highly sought after and limited. Only four nations have ever achieved this level. Can be earned or revoked at any time. Here's an example of our membership card. When you receive your card, please refer to your membership number when dealing with the main office. They will direct you to the proper department. We look forward for many to join!! And of course.....join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/mqMmKqy You're Great, ChuChuFraggle Edited October 8, 2017 by Fraggle 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souparmon Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 You never cease to amuse me! Awesome post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greene Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 This is the best club I've had the pleasure to join since I signed up for Costco a few years ago. 10/10 highly recommend 1 Quote Formerly known as Grealind of Resvernas (28 October 2014-29 August 2017) and Greene of Japan (29 August 2017-28 Septmber 2017) 7th Caretaker of Duat, the Deity Thoth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Costello Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 *writes a check* Quote I hold the Right to my own Fate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 I better be a Platinum Plus member. The Plus being that I can still be nuked by a Fraggle. 2 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagon Thyne Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 I've seen better clubs on Donald Trumps shitty golf courses 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubayoo Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 (edited) Gold and platinum membership are for wannabes. If you don't have the super secret diamond deluxe membership, you got nothing. :-P Edited October 19, 2017 by Dubayoo Quote My Avie: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/senna/ Shortened versions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9qZu7h5ys0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvVqSpS65VE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyrositor Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I have found my nation's new goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betulius Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 On 10/19/2017 at 9:05 AM, Dubayoo said: Gold and platinum membership are for wannabes. >not making a bee pun !@#$in' amateur hour 1 Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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