Paralaxus Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 (edited) http://i.imgur.com/sGw8D7L.png Tired Of Rebuilding After Wars? Tired Of Your Weakened Post-War Nation Getting Raided? Does Your Alliance Not Rebuild You After Meaningless Wars? Tired Of Giving Your Lunch Money To Pirate Bullies To Avoid fights? Not To Fear! Cyberdyne Insurance L.L.C Has Your Back 24/7 365 Days. http://i.imgur.com/A2Zb821.jpg Cyberdyne Insurance L.L.C Is a Profit Based Reliable & Flexible Insurance Company. We Provide A Variety of Insurance Policies That Cover You For A Weekly Payment. That's Right, you pay a fixed amount every week and if you are attacked we rebuild you! No More Paying Pirates and Rouge Alliances To Prevent Them From Raiding You! Forget The Rest, Meet The Best & Ignore Pests. Cyberdyne Insurance L.L.C Will Give You The Appropriate Coverage For A Reasonable Price. http://i.imgur.com/GbQZTYW.png The Process Is As Simple As 1-2-3-4: Visit Our Site: http://insurance.politicsandwar.site/ Review Insurance Plans: https://goo.gl/uJ6z6X Contact a C.D.I Representative: https://discord.gg/rXGnbfz Get A Free Risk Assessment: https://goo.gl/09PF5Aor https://discord.gg/rXGnbfz Pay Weekly & Get Your Ass Covered: $$$ = (Contact A C.D.I Representative to Get a Free Risk Assessment That Will Affect Your Insurance Rates) (Please Note Cyberdyne Insurance L.L.C Is A For-Profit Organization designed to satisfy consumers, investors and staff) (We provide reliable & flexible Insurance policies but reserve the right to deny coverage to users that meet certain criteria) (Please Read Our Section On Consumer Policy Below Or On Our Site: http://insurance.politicsandwar.site/consumer-policy/) http://i.imgur.com/RAlyCil.png [A] Situations Where Insurance Claim’s Are Accepted: You are attacked, and you did not provoke in any way the attacks on your nation. Your alliance is at war, and the attack on you is not from a belligerent in the war. Your alliance has purchased universal coverage and is faithful to article A1. The claim is made before you retaliate against the aggressor(s). Situations Where Insurance Claim’s are Denied: You start and/or provoke a war against your nation. Your alliance is in a state of war with other alliance(s) of which belligerents attack you. The beginning of the war(s) predates your insurance policy purchase. You bought Insurance After A War & Then Claim Reparations. [C] Situations Where Insurance Applicants are Denied: Your Risk Rating exceeds the #5. You have been banned for misconduct, misbehaving, insulting and/or any other aggression. [D] Additional Reserved Rights: Policy rates can be changed at any time, clients will pay the new cost once their plan expires. A client that continuously misbehaves, spams, insults and is disrespectful can be terminated at any time. Insurance Claims that are accepted have the respective sum of $ transferred within 24 hours-1 week. http://i.imgur.com/bIRJMko.png What Are You Waiting For? Get The Insurance You Need, When You Need It, However You Need It! Applications Are Already Rolling In, Remember We Reserve The Right To Deny Membership! Hurry Up Before It's Too Late To Get The Coverage You Require. Cyberdyne Is Here To Help! The Question Is Will You *Cough* Pay For It Accept it! Edited October 17, 2023 by Paralaxus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aragorn Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 What about life insurance? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YaBoiCasaron Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 (edited) inb4 insurancees(?) get raided by pirates Edited June 7, 2017 by YaBoiCasaron Quote insert signature here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paralaxus Posted June 7, 2017 Author Share Posted June 7, 2017 Essentially why you will never know who our clients are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biel Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 What about life insurance? KEK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel James Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 (edited) So...what's the point of getting alliance insurance if wars against an alliance aren't covered? Also, I'd like to question the wisdom of naming your company after a company that is known for having been blown up. Nice spreadsheets tho Edited June 8, 2017 by Joel James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 No More Having to Get Loans From Fictionally Named Banks That Exploit You! Rude. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psweet Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Rude. Right? We perform a valuable service to Orbis. If people don't like it, they can just not take our money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paralaxus Posted June 10, 2017 Author Share Posted June 10, 2017 Rude. Dw. Harmless little joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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