Popular Post Pangui Posted May 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2017 "Attention Passengers,Unfortunately Inquisition flight 420 to Nassau has been overbooked, and as a result we are asking for volunteers to give up their tickets to Nassau. Syndicate Corporation apologizes for the inconvenience."*UPN waits to see if there are any volunteers*- Lordearon and the Seven Kingdoms exit the plane -"Attention Passengers,Two volunteers have generously given up their tickets to Nassau however we are still in need of another seat. Should there be no volunteer, we will need to forcibly remove them from the plane."*UPN sees a group of Syndicate security walking towards them.*"Sir, we are asking that you give up your seat on the plane, should you not comply you will be forcibly removed"*UPN takes a moment to size up the security offers...and takes swing" UPN surrenders to the defensive coalition in an admission of defeat. No member who receives rebuilding aid, bank transactions, or any form of financial assistance of any kind may leave UPN until the conclusion of the war; UPN may also not accept members until the war has finished.UPN cannot re-enter the conflict, or aid in any way, financially or military, any party involved in the war and will not provide financial assistance to any party involved in the war for one month following the end of the war. This includes holding banks for other alliances, aiding bank alliances, or ghosting any party for military support. UPN caps infra building at 1.2k in all cities for the next three weeks at which point negotiation of the cap will be discussed or until the end of the war, which ever comes first.In addition, UPN is to grant logs of bank records, in an effort to ensure compliance with the no re-aid clause.Signed,Pangui, UPN ConsulMatt2004, Magister EquitumMalal, Magister EquitumSealteam6, Legatust$Chaunce, Chief Operations OfficerJessica Rabbit, Chief Finance and Security OfficerZed, Chief Strategic OfficerRoy Mustang, Grand Prince of the Seven KingdomsTKRKing of the Heralds: LordshipPrince of the Heralds: WootHerald of War: HoidHerald of Growth: Yir YorontiHerald of Internal Affairs: LamortHerald of Foreign Affairs: KayserMensaChairman of Mensa: AvruchHippo of Mensa: BuorhannActing Hippo of Mensa: VanekBadasses of Mensa: BlandeSuper Sekrit Person of Mensa: BeachBunnyInterior Designer of Mensa: EvryMasochist of Numbers in Mensa: dmjohnstontCEldest: AureliusCouncil of Elders: Aurelius, Bollocks (FreddieMercury), Chunky Monkey, Gandorian, ShakyrAll jokes aside, it's been an interesting war and we wish all the combatants the best of luck. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 It has been an honour. Best of luck. 1 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachBunny Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 o/ 1 Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordship Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Well fought guys. Shout out to Pangui for having great taste in music and being nothing but cordial in the negotiations. 3 Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 /me leans ingurl I'm gonna hit that !@#$ like it's flight is overbooked her:Good fight and good luck in the future. 1 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tiber Posted May 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2017 Lel. Should have just disbanded instead of worrying about bank logs and infra caps. Would have been easier on everyone. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sketchy Posted May 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2017 Lel. Should have just disbanded instead of worrying about bank logs and infra caps. Would have been easier on everyone. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shiho Nishizumi Posted May 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2017 Lel. Should have just disbanded instead of worrying about bank logs and infra caps. Would have been easier on everyone. At least they can build up to 1.2k without worrying about it getting blown up. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anneal Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 UPN caps infra building at 1.2k in all cities for the next three weeks at which point negotiation of the cap will be discussed or until the end of the war, which ever comes first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 At least they can build up to 1.2k without worrying about it getting blown up. Didn't you hear? Apparently 1200 infra is all you need ever for all time because war damage. 2 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangui Posted May 20, 2017 Author Share Posted May 20, 2017 -snip- Enjoy your wars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anneal Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Enjoy your wars. Well, we have 29 days left to beat a record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Them Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Enjoy your wars. Enjoy your peace. Quote [insert quote here] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiber Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 At least they can build up to 1.2k without worrying about it getting blown up. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 This announcement is hilarious. Shout out to whoever came up with this concept and actually drafted it. o7 UPN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 On a serious note, hedgemony, how was the fight in upns dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Holton Posted May 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2017 Lel. Should have just disbanded instead of worrying about bank logs and infra caps. Would have been easier on everyone. 8 Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeMilton Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Glad to have this worked out. Good peace to you UPN. 1 Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Next time UPN. Next time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James II Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 The terms smell. Could have made a better show of peace.Either way, congrats on peace. Quote "Most successful new AA" - Samuel Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Lel. Should have just disbanded instead of worrying about bank logs and infra caps. Would have been easier on everyone. Sooooo no BK-UPN treaty? Damn, that was Plan A for getting you two on opposing sides again, as per tradition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bollocks Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Lel. Should have just disbanded instead of worrying about bank logs and infra caps. Would have been easier on everyone. Salty much? Quote The Coalition Discord: https://discord.gg/WBzNRGK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 (edited) Wait, we were at war with mensa and tkr? What bastard posted the dow and didn't tell me? Edited May 20, 2017 by Malal 1 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Your post is inversely proportional to your performance in the war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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