Popular Post 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted May 6, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) Due to the sudden and vile attacks on LPS, the international court of Orbis has decided to appoint me to this case. I was the only e-lawyer available on short notice (I have no life) and justice must be served swiftly for Mr. Dr. Professor Paul Supreme. He is indeed, as I have been informed, a busy man. Now let us present the evidence as it stands: At exactly 4:20pm today, my client Dr. LPS had just cleared security and was boarding his flight. 4:45pm- Upon reaching his seat, he took out a bag of Doritos Cool Ranch and some Mtn Dew. He decided to play his favorite cassette on his Walkman and took some time to relax. As you can see by the lyrics, LPS is clearly a peaceful individual. What happens next is detestable. 4:45pm- As LPS finishes his Mtn Dew and Doritos, he decides to play his favorite song for an 8th time. That is when the unthinkable happens. Mensa Airlines declares that they are overbooked and simply do not have enough slots. They request a volunteer. That is when the barbaric Zeebrus, a nasty and ill-tempered brute of an employee for the TSAyy, decides that LPS will have to give up his seat. Mr. Dr. Professor Paul Supreme is outraged and most of all flabbergasted that he, a paying customer, must surrender his seat due to Mensa's failure to coordinate. Zeebrus, not having any of it, viciously attacks LPS, brutally subduing him and breaking his favorite guitar in the process. An ayylien onboard the same flight caught the footage. Ayylien Testimony: "She was like a rabid animal. It's like as if her hive was being attacked. She had no remorse and attacked the poor doctor with this intense hatred in her eyes...I couldn't believe it. She kept making angry buzzing noises and saying 'dirty pixel hugger.' She even got some people to chant 'throw him out the airlock' and 'VALID CB.' I thought to myself, did I smoke too much dank weed? Am I imagining this? Ayy lmao." So now, I stand before you the jury, to decide: Is Zeebrus guilty of hate crimes, assault and battery, and the defamation of LPS? and is Mensa Airlines liable for any damages incurred to LPS? I hope you all make the right choice and may Alex deliver justice. I rest my 12-pack case of Budweiser on this bench, I have to use the bathroom, no one take any. Now I rest my case. Edited May 6, 2017 by Shifty Stranger 33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Can I have a beer? 1 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 That was....entertaining. in b4 I get sued 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 The best Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcKnox Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 (edited) In the interest of fairness, and in light of Dr. Supreme's incredibly busy schedule, I would ask the court to allow me to sit in for him as his proxy for the purposes of these proceedings. Edited May 7, 2017 by ArcKnox 3 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Holden Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 I was gonna read this - never liked zeebrus - so I didn't read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 I was gonna read this - never liked zeebrus - so I didn't read it. smh you are bad and this is a bad opinion T B H 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James II Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 smh you are bad and this is a bad opinion T B H Mention the word "pixel hugger" it's only natural a member of KT would get triggered. Sorry Thalmor <3 2 Quote "Most successful new AA" - Samuel Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Mention the word "pixel hugger" it's only natural a member of KT would get triggered. Sorry Thalmor <3 I'll forgive you this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 With Dr. Professor Paul Supreme having been killed under suspicious circumstances the case against Zeebrus builds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin Lannister Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 With Dr. Professor Paul Supreme having been killed under suspicious circumstances the case against Zeebrus builds. Early reports are suggesting suicide but the matter is being thoroughly investigated. We will keep you updated as the story progresses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobby the Free Elf Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 As a member of the jury, I think LPS deserves an extra 5k infra per a city and an apology, paid for by Zeebrus and Mensa airlines. I also think zeebrus should be required to admit his real gender. Now, it would help if he had a nation, but since he doesn't the payment will go to me, his rightful heir. I've studied his military doctrine, and I'm ready to be the next LPS. Quote Quiet people have the loudest minds. A wise man once said nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Holy shit go zeebus!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Holden Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 smh you are bad and this is a bad opinion T B H Mention the word "pixel hugger" it's only natural a member of KT would get triggered. Sorry Thalmor <3 Y'all are cuties. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Y'all are cuties. <3 who r u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuckface Larry Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Who could be against Zeebrus? Everyone likes Zeebrus, she brings Orbis together. 1 Quote All die anderen wollen mich vor Ihr bewahren und alles, was sie sagen, ist wahr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobby the Free Elf Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Who could be against Zeebrus? Everyone likes Zeebrus, she brings Orbis together.#lockherup I stand against zeebrus as it is not a she, it's gender is not female, but something else. What, you may ask? I don't know, but I will find out Quote Quiet people have the loudest minds. A wise man once said nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Holden Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 who r u Probably your future Daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 (edited) Probably your future Daddy.i already have one p.s. i'll !@#$ing destroy you you little !@#$ Edited May 8, 2017 by Katie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 This thread is mildy interesting Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Holden Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 i already have one p.s. i'll !@#$ destroy you you little !@#$ Destroy my anus. plez. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Destroy my anus. plez. this is why no one likes boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Holden Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 this is why no one likes boys Thanks for assuming my gender. Like, wow. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 this is why no one likes boys Can confirm hes a grill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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