Popular Post Psweet Posted March 14, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2017 Greetings, Orbis. Stratton Oakmont is the oldest still-operating for-profit bank in the game; it is also the first successful corporation, and (I flatter myself to think) an inspiration to several other banks that have arisen in the past year or so. Some of you have known of us for a long, long time, but we've never quite gone blatantly public like this before. For those who have not, we offer loans of all sizes with simple interest calculations and no term limits. Our clients have ranged from micros needing a couple hundred thousand dollars to whales and alliances borrowing hundreds of millions. We do our best to keep our policies simple, but this is not the place for that. No, we are here today to talk about some new offerings! Firstly, our bread and butter product, our loans, have recently undergone a minor overhaul. We now offer a series of discounts to entice certain customers. Our base loan rate is 6% per week. From this, some customers may be able to subtract the following: - 1% discount if the borrower is an alliance rather than a nation; - 1% discount if the borrower belongs to an alliance who is also a customer of Stratton Oakmont or has an agreement with us to provide loans at decreased cost; - 1% discount if the borrower borrows $100 million or more in initial principle. Thus, one's rate can go as low as 4% if one is in a qualifying alliance and has need of a considerable sum. Secondly, Stratton Oakmont is happy to offer various services to alliances themselves should they have need of them. This can range from consulting work on nation builds, to planning out grant systems and financial boosts, to attempts to time the resource market to get the best bang for one's buck. Our rates are available on request for any of these jobs, or any others that fit within the scope of our expertise. We will not be shy about saying if something lies outside of our knowledge base, so don't be afraid to ask! Thirdly, and most excitingly, Stratton Oakmont will soon be launching its own lottery game, funded by ticket sales and backed with the trust we have built up over 19 months of doing business with Orbis. Sick of Keno? Wanting bigger jackpots with less risk? The more tickets we sell, the greater the jackpots will be! Be on the lookout for a post in the near future detailing the program. Whether you're an old customer returning for another loan, a former bond-holder wishing we still sold bonds (sorry, no, we still aren't selling bonds!), or someone who has simply never heard of us before now, I'm confident that there is something that Stratton Oakmont can do to help you reach your goals in Orbis. We believe in doing well by doing good, and we stand ready to aid however we can - so feel free to contact us with any questions or concerns! Thank you, CEO Psweet COO Josh Freer And the rest of the SO Board of Directors 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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