Licorice Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 The debate that has been going ever since 1962, saw the spawn of dozen memes, enemies became friends, friends became enemies, families torn apart as fists fly and screams echo. Like the Cold War, both sides are dug in and there’s a lot of hate and little room for agreement or compromise. Despite the intensity of it all, almost rivaling or maybe even surpass the Cold War itself, the issue simmer down several years back into a period of uncomfortable detente with most confrontations being common flame wars. However, old wounds was opened in the last few years as the skirmishes intensifies into all-out battles and the battlefields of internet-warfare saw actions once again, particularly one Adrian Miranda on the Twitter front. Despite pleas of reasons and co-existence of a tiny minority on both sides, it is clear that peace is now just a distant dream. Today, Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, the president of Iceland, has officially reignite the Great Pineapple-Pizza War after his desire of banning pineapple topping on pizza became publicly known. I ask you, Orbisians. When the memes start spawning Where does your loyalty lies? The noble Pro-Pineapple master race? Or the filthy Anti-Fruit peasants? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pineapple on pizza is the greatest pizza I've ever eaten and anybody that disagree are Earth's greatest scumbags. Fite me *munch on Hawaiian pizza* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) Don't get me wrong, I !@#$ing love fruit. Like 80% of my daily diet consists of it. But there's certain lines that we can't be crossing, and pineapple on pizza is one of them. It's a sin, simple as that. also pineapple in general is just pretty meh Please, people. Control your fruits. Especially watermelon. Mark my words...if my watermelons start misbehaving, I'll know who to come for first. Edited February 22, 2017 by Kurdanak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Licorice Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 You disappoint me, Kurd Go back to your boring single-flavor pizza land It taste really good tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) Pizza toppings are awesome. Pepperoni, sausage, spinach, peppers, chicken - they're all amazing. But pineapple and ham pizza is a fascinating creation that takes two foods I arbitrarily dislike (pineapple and ham) and combines them into one horrid creation. With that said, Edited February 22, 2017 by Kurdanak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Licorice Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 Why is pineapple on pizza? It taste awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techcraft2 Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Pineapple pizza is an international conspiracy to dismantle Western democracy and civilization. It was created to infiltrate and destroy cultures from within. Do your part in stopping this menace and uphold Cheese-Pizzaism. Destroy the heretical pineapple pizzas! Long live the Cheese Pizza master race! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Alex Posted February 22, 2017 Administrators Share Posted February 22, 2017 Personally I'm a fan of pineapple on pizza, especially when it's a thin-crust pizza. 1 Quote Is there a bug? Report It | Not understanding game mechanics? Ask About It | Got a good idea? Suggest ItForums Rules | Game Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seryozha Nikanor Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 MUSHROOM PIZZA FOR LIFE. YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrideron Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I will take pineapple pizza but I demand jalapenos peppers on top of it. 3 Quote Commander-in-Chief of Svalbard Island Badassery Rating: 100% / Popularity Rating: 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liberat Mfumukeko Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Personally I'm a fan of pineapple on pizza, especially when it's a thin-crust pizza. I officially declare war on Alex, for liking thin-crust pizza over stuffed crust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Alex Posted February 22, 2017 Administrators Share Posted February 22, 2017 I officially declare war on Alex, for liking thin-crust pizza over stuffed crust. I much prefer stuffed crust pizza, but you have to admit that pineapple is not the best topping on a stuffed crust pizza. It's much better suited to a thin-crust pizza. Moral of the story: if you're going to eat a Hawaiian pizza, eat it on thin crust. 1 Quote Is there a bug? Report It | Not understanding game mechanics? Ask About It | Got a good idea? Suggest ItForums Rules | Game Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lail Das Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) I dislike pineapple on pizza, but only because pineapple when cooked, grilled, baked, or heated in any other way tastes horrible. Perhaps it would be better if pineapple was applied after the pizza was cooked or midway through cooking. I also dislike pineapple on pizza because fruit goes horribly with melted cheese, or any cheese for that matter. I once experimented with (room-temperature) pineapple on a Rhode Island-style pizza, which has no cheese because Rhode Islanders cannot properly make anything other than donuts without the help of the local mob, and found that the pizza was quite good. Edited February 22, 2017 by Lail Das Quote "Realism is irrelevant unless it's the real world" - Lail Das Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Now it's official.......almost: https://www.yahoo.com/news/icelands-president-said-ban-pineapple-170003956.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 -snip- I just like cheese on my pizza. It just makes no sense to put fruit on a wheat and dairy based product. You wouldn't put oranges in your sandwich, and you wouldn't put dominos in your pasta, so why is pineapple on pizza? Gluten-heavy products were always meant to stay far away from fruits, pizza is no exception. This 100%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Todd Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 We don't have receptacles for food, but we imagine that we would want the pineapple on the pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistofdoom Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 pineapple and pepperoni pizza is kill Quote 01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine 01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port 01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you 01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Todd Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 pineapple and pepperoni pizza is kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistofdoom Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 -ugly- try it, i double dog dare you Quote 01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine 01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port 01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you 01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 http://www.treehugger.com/green-food/president-iceland-right-ban-pineapple-pizza.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I, for one, fully support our Hawaiian - Pineapple/Ham Pizza Overlords. 1 Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisha Greyjoy Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I'm with Iceland! Quote Duke of House Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Todd Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I've never had pizza with pineapples Doesn't sound good tho imo Try it and then form an opinion, You won't be disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistofdoom Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 pepperoni and pineapple is much better than ham and pineapple Quote 01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine 01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port 01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you 01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 pepperoni and pineapple is much better than ham and pineapple The true enemy surfaces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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