Popular Post 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted February 5, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 5, 2017 Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts Institute proudly presents - in full-color, animatronic-induced, rubber-suit gore-infested glory! - an upgrade to the Weyland Yutani Corporation's Protectorate of the Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts for Children Who Can't Read Good. Both of us decided to upgrade to an official MDP, whereas Mad Max and ReaverAxis decided to rumble in the Dojo over the title and Mad Max was able to Sho-Ryu-Ken ReaverAxis with a right uppercut while preparing a masterful lamb sauce!So here we present: "Hello my Wey-Yu, Hello My Treaty, Hello my MDP"Official Blah-Blah as provided by the Cobra Kai Legal Defense Network: Weyland Yutani Corporation(WYC) & Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts Institute(CKD) hereby upgrade from a Protectorate Agreement to a Mutual Defense Pact, which as follows:Article IWYC watches and protects CKD's back. CKD watches and protects WYC's back.Article IIWe hear of some shit goin' down, we notify each other of it.Article IIIIn case of Alien infestation, refer to Article I with a flamethrower and a shotgun, but not too close(acid blood).Article IVIn a weird case of date-dropping, this Treaty will self-destruct in 66 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds of activation of Article IV. However, the time alloted is only during banking hours which are regularly Eastern Standard Time from 8am to 5pm Monday thru Friday and not on recognized United States Holidays.Article VHow to prounounce Sweep the Leg in Japanese:Sweep the Leg!Barai Ashi!Bah-Rye-Ah-Sheh!tl;dr We gots each other backs, fronts, sides, and corners.Signed for CKD: Signed for WYC: 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Aksel Posted February 5, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 5, 2017 (edited) Its about time. Words cannot describe the amount of fisting we are going to be doing together. Edited February 5, 2017 by Mad Max 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Awe yis muh boi shifty and i will be inseparable in our endeavours o/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsPigeon Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 I've said shit about you Weyland in the past but shit eventually decomposes and becomes soil and grows beautiful snek plants in space where corporations profit off of its exploitation. o/ to you both. Pls send me pics of the fisting, k thanks. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 All I can say we have some awesome crews! 5 Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhuto Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 good luck 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Glad to see this happen! Cobra Kai! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Bolivar Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Interesting development. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 +1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Awesome to see! <3 weyland Yutani <3 Cobra Kai Good luck! 2 Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Foskett Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 I've said shit about you Weyland in the past but shit eventually decomposes and becomes soil and grows beautiful snek plants in space where corporations profit off of its exploitation. Poetry. True poetry. o/ Wey-Yu & CKD 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Glad to see, both of you! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 First treaty and the "maymay" image has nothing to do with the ancient art of Kar-Ra-Tay. 0/10 worst treaty ever would not recommend - IGN Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 (edited) First treaty and the "maymay" image has nothing to do with the ancient art of Kar-Ra-Tay. 0/10 worst treaty ever would not recommend - IGN Aliens use ancient art form of Takeda Ryu Nakamura Ha on their victims. Edited February 6, 2017 by The King in Yellow 3 Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Cobra Kai is the only treaty whore I'm okay with. More Shifty threads. \o/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Cobra Kai is the only treaty whore I'm okay with. More Shifty threads. \o/ But what about Kastor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 But what about Kastor? Too communistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Didn't realise I was in an alliance with a commie...Come to CKD, where NOT commies are the norm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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