Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE CURRENT AFFAIRS Please stand by, for a word from our Bird-Emperor: Gentlefowl, Waddlers of this Great Nestingland: We are all familiar with the cyclicality of life; long have we resigned ourselves to the constant shift between war and prosperity. Bayonets and helmets are beaten into bowls and knives, only to be cast back into the forge and remade into weapons for the coming struggle. War, Peace; Life, Death. When our ancient and familiar enemies made it known that they again cared not for peace, and declared war upon us and our allies, we were prepared. We set aside our plows and our pencils, and yet again took up our rifles and our uniforms. We said goodbye to our loved ones, and prepared ourselves to face the oncoming struggle head-on. And we waited. And waited. From beyond our borders, we watched as innumerable soldiers and countless nations fought beak-and-claw, attempting to wrest the glory of victory. We watched as capitals crumbled underneath the fury of jet aircraft; we watched as both enemies and allies alike cede their honor and wave the beige flag. We watched, as the world burned all around us. As the fog of war enshrouded Orbis, we alone broke free of the cycle. Now, as the pendulum of destiny swings back towards prosperity, a lesser leader might make the case for war. To strike hard, and crush those enemies of the state that have been left alone for too long. Instead, I offer a counter-proposition: Let us utilize this unbroken period of prosperity for the good of our Nest. Let us strengthen our hold on our Herringsraum, and stimulate our economy with the excessive boon we have been granted. When the call for war comes again- and it will come again- we will be ready. For we are One Fowl. One Nest. One Emperor-Penguin! FIN HAIL! FIN HAIL! FIN HAIL! Failure To Respond To State Salutes Is A Terminable Offense! Failure To Report Dissent Is A Terminable Offense! Failure To Respond In MLA Format Is A Terminable Offense! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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