Popular Post Woot Posted December 27, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 27, 2016 As you all know, the TKR Aquarium has maintained the world's finest captive population of killer whales for several years now. However, the TKR Aquarium does not have unlimited resources, and these magnificent creatures were never meant to be kept in such a confined space. You have no doubt heard of the tragic incident where our beloved blue whale Pantheon was badly injured after several killer whales jumped into its tank. Although this incident was deemed a faultless accident, it illustrates the danger of complacency when dealing with large aquatic predators. The TKR Aquarium has also had difficulty providing the extremely specialized diet that our killer whales require. The only food source that killer whales show any interest in is freshly caught wild sea creatures that have managed to grow big enough for the killer whale to feed on, despite having no natural defense whatsoever against predation. A recent ocean survey has failed to find any more such food down to a depth of alliance rank #25. And finally, even if solutions could be found for our other issues, the aquarium is simply no longer big enough to hold these spectacular undersea mammals. They have not only been multiplying, but also growing larger at an unsustainable rate. It was previously believed that a killer whale could not exceed 20 cities or 3,000 infrastructure, but those proved to be woeful underestimates. Our killer whales barely have enough room to swim, and are yearning to be free in the open ocean. We know that our exhibit of killer whales has long been a crowd favorite, and the public will be sad to see them go. Believe us when we say that we’re going to miss our killer whales even more than you do. But come back soon to see our updated exhibit - featuring brand new ocean predators that are smaller, but more agile and every bit as deadly. Tl;dr: TKR is fighting TEst, Arrgh, and Roz 40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) First Edit: took time to read it and i am proud to see those blasted orcas being euthanized. They threaten my food sources Edited December 27, 2016 by vonnorman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious Leader Abdul Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) Edited December 27, 2016 by Glorious Leader Abdul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Woot is bae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Bubblegum Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Jeez how could you forget the video 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Wait are you saying you're exterminating us? And On that note, why has noone gone for the exterminatus angle? Im disapointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) #savethegamewhales ^not official NPOpinion or anything k thx ^not even my opinion ^JUST A JOKE Edited December 27, 2016 by greatkitteh Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kermie Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 *slowclap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Disappointed at the lack of video. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Coolidge Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Wait, who are the killer whales? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Snow Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Honestly expected more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisha Greyjoy Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Best. D. o. W. Evah. Quote Duke of House Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 This is why Woot is best poster 2 Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackAnimal Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 You have no doubt heard of the tragic incident where our beloved blue whale Pantheon was badly injured after several killer whales jumped into its tank.[/size] You've obviously never been to Pantheon's discord server, they're purple. Otherwise absolutely perfect 1 Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Hippo Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Jeez, I went to bed expecting this DOW last night at 2 AM EST, crazy at the speed you work Woot. 10/10 Quote ^oo^ (..) () () ()__() Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhuto Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 WOW best DOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin Lannister Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Maybe not today, but some day indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Caesar Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Wait are you saying you're exterminating us? And On that note, why has noone gone for the exterminatus angle? Im disapointed. TKR prefers to call this a Mercy killing than an extermination. The killer whales have gotten too big to be left alive and with no food sources to feed them the only way to stop them from dying a slow death from hunger was to euthanize all the killer whales in our habitats. Don't worry, all killer whales remains will be used to feed our gentle blue whales. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Woooo! Kill all of the Orcas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 This a whale done thread. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placentica Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Best of luck to you TKR! TEst has some of the finest whales on the planet! And they were kind enough to rebuy their infra after we nuked them, so lots of fresh blubber. The new war system is going to be a lot of fun for you and those end of war loots are very delicious. No resource is safe. Prefontaine - Yesterday at 4:04 PMYou mean the hegemoney rolling us? That'll be fine too. Guess Steve Prefontaine changed his tune in a hurry. Of course I find it ironic that he whines about an "unwinnable" war when he was part of those same times of wars in the past. But we can try to forget history so we don't pop his huge ego. 5 Quote Hello! If you don't like this post please go here: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=core&area=ignoredusers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Hippo Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Best of luck to you TKR! TEst has some of the finest whales on the planet! And they were kind enough to rebuy their infra after we nuked them, so lots of fresh blubber. The new war system is going to be a lot of fun for you and those end of war loots are very delicious. No resource is safe. Guess Steve Prefontaine changed his tune in a hurry. Of course I find it ironic that he whines about an "unwinnable" war when he was part of those same times of wars in the past. But we can try to forget history so we don't pop his huge ego. Wow, I find myself agreeing with Placentia. The world must be upside down. 3 Quote ^oo^ (..) () () ()__() Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Bubblegum Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 and those end of war loots are very delicious. No resource is safe. It was my understanding that with the fortify option it's just the opposite. All resources 'cept cash are now untouchable because being beiged can only happen if inactive or voluntarily done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Bolivar Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Wow, I find myself agreeing with Placentia. The world must be upside down. It is a crazy ocean out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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