On Stars and Destiny

[Emperor Penguin Rikkar]

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.

THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE

CURRENT AFFAIRS

 

 

Please stand by, for a speech from our Bird-Emperor.

 

 

Waddlers of this Proud Nestingland:

 

For Eons, our Superior State has been likened to that of a star, shining bright in the heavens; A sole beacon of purity beaming triumphant against the leering darkness. Like a star, we have ascended above, to such a height that our enemies can only gaze up at us in stark astonishment.

 

Today marks a momentous change in that analogy. For now, the secrets of the stars themselves have been unlocked and exposed to us. As of today, we command the power of the sun itself, the power of nuclear energy.

 

Now, our cities will be run on power heretofore unimaginable by members of the Master-Fowl. The very energy giving light to the constellations above, will now be harnessed to illuminate our Empire.The energy of small suns will power our war factories; The elements of nature itself will be brought to heel before the Master-Fowl, as Destiny had always intended.

 

And yet, the power of the sun is not limited to our borders. For the degenerate hordes huddling beyond our borders will see not only the light of a star, but the fury of its purifying flame. We shall scour their cities and hiding-places with nuclear fire, wiping clean the taint of sub-fowl in the name of Herringsraum. Orbis will be ours, reborn from the ashes of sub-fowl degeneracy and purified in the snows of nuclear winter.

 

Finally, at long last, our Great Nestingland has earned its seat at the table of the gods. No longer will we be begging for scraps at the floor like the unnumbered masses of lesser states. Our wars will be of lightning and thunder; Our clashes will be that of titans. Our Triumphs will be innumerable, our Conquests immeasurable.

As our enemies fade into the twilight of history, the brilliance of the Nestingland will shine bright for a thousand winters.

Now, more than ever, we stand as One.

One Fowl.

One Nest.

One Emperor-Penguin!

 

Fin Hail!

 

Failure To Respond To State Salutes Is A Terminable Offense!

 

Failure To Support State Doctrine Is A Terminable Offense!

 

Strength In Unity; Unity Through Obedience!