Go Away or We Will Nuke You

[kosmokenny 71]

 

 

Introduction/Preamble:

 

 

 For more than a year, ominous rumors had been privately circulating that high-level Orbis leaders had been at work on what was darkly hinted to be the ultimate weapon: the ability to shiatpost the entire planet with impunity. Intelligence sources traced the site of the top secret project to the perpetually fog-shrouded wasteland below Baatopia. What they were building or why it should be located in such a remote and desolate place no one could say. It is for this reason that Fark, Alpha and the Nuclear Knights enter into the following agreement:

 

 

 

 

 Article I: Protecting our vital fluidsIt's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way our hard-core adversaries work. I first became aware of it during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred. Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence. So it is each of our alliances and nations must protect, yea cherish, our respective sovereignty. 

 

 

 

 Article II: “Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.†Which is why the 3 signatories agree to hash stuff out on their own should an unfortunate launch code be entered.

 

 

 

 

 Article III: In order to guard against surprise nuclear attack, the 3 signatories will maintains a large force of B-52 bombers airborne 24 hours a day. Each B-52 can deliver a nuclear bomb load of 50 megatons, equal to 16 times the total explosive force of all the bombs and shells used by all the armies in World War Two. Also, we'll talk to each other. 

 

 

 

 

 Article IV: If this ever happens to any of the 3 signatories: The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he *had* issued the go code, and he said, uh, "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back....†then the other 2 are obligated to come to their defense (or “defence†if you're in a less cultured part of the world)

 

 

 

 

 Article V: References to us being the crazy ones are right up our alley. That being said, if one of the 3 signatories decides to layeth the smacketh down on someone, one of if not both of the others may jump in. Because fark you, that's why.

 

 

 

 

 Article VI: “General Turgidson! When you instituted the human reliability tests, you *assured* me there was *no* possibility of such a thing *ever* occurring!†Buuuut, if the unthinkable DOES happen and we decide not to be a Gang of Lust any more, 72 hours notice is required.

 

 

 

 Article VII: The League of Extraordinarily Cocky Twatwaffles That Thinks They Get to Meddle in Other Alliances Affairs sucks, and any of them caught tampering with any of us will be dealt with by all of us.

 

 

Signed For Fark:

 

Slick Johnson, Fark IA

Kosmokenny, Fark FA/War

 

Signed For Alpha:

 

Placentica, Driver

James II, Hybrid

 

Signed by NK, all of us

 

[James II 1364]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUxK_0WLbg

[Kurdanak 8910]

I'd call you a ticking time bomb, but I think that's a compliment in this context.

 

Congrats! Exciting to see a new bloc in town!

[Cobber 809]

congratulations to all involved 

o/

Edited December 7, 2016 by Solaire

[Placentica 1346]

5 Stars, A++++++ would nuke again.

[vonnorman 471]

Yall are !@#$in crazy, congrats on the announcement of mutually assured destruction!

[Apeman 1247]

Nukes for the Nuke god.

[Hooves 681]

The Nuke Sphere shall rise. It shall be called Nuclear Knights

[Cobber 809]

The Nuke Sphere shall rise. It shall be called Nuclear Knights

 

i was thinking "atomic pact"

[Park 79]

Congrats on the new bloc!

[Fulcrum 433]

Congrats to the LECTTTTGMOAA!

[Turner 74]

Congrats to all parties involved.

[Vack 806]

The nuke sphere is now official \o/

[Milord 177]

Very interesting , *applaud*

[durmij 4737]

I thought this was already a thing? Congrats on the new thing!

[Buorhann 7561]

 

 

 Article VII: The League of Extraordinarily Cocky Twatwaffles That Thinks They Get to Meddle in Other Alliances Affairs sucks, and any of them caught tampering with any of us will be dealt with by all of us.

 

 

 

Someone's ass is chapped.

[MIB.HG 22]

Cool!

[Eumirbago 1194]

Someone's ass is chapped.

As a proud member, it must be put to the test.

[Alexia 96]

Congrats Alpha, Fark and Nuclear Knights

[Chapsie 746]

This is going to be hella intense. I wish you all luck. 

[Prefontaine 8492]

As a proud member, it must be put to the test.

it must be put to the test.

put to the test.

test.

But I like Apeman.

[Soxirella 24]

Warning this post is radio active

 

o/ Nukes

[Spaceman Thrax 3852]

You should start with anyone who posted here, since they're failing at going away.

[Apeman 1247]

 

 

 

But I like Apeman.

Made me smile

[Lucas 446]

Oh. Yeah.

 

 

The world is sick. The atomic bomb is the cure.