Popular Post kosmokenny 71 Posted December 7, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2016 Introduction/Preamble: For more than a year, ominous rumors had been privately circulating that high-level Orbis leaders had been at work on what was darkly hinted to be the ultimate weapon: the ability to shiatpost the entire planet with impunity. Intelligence sources traced the site of the top secret project to the perpetually fog-shrouded wasteland below Baatopia. What they were building or why it should be located in such a remote and desolate place no one could say. It is for this reason that Fark, Alpha and the Nuclear Knights enter into the following agreement: Article I: Protecting our vital fluidsIt's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way our hard-core adversaries work. I first became aware of it during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred. Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence. So it is each of our alliances and nations must protect, yea cherish, our respective sovereignty. Article II: “Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.†Which is why the 3 signatories agree to hash stuff out on their own should an unfortunate launch code be entered. Article III: In order to guard against surprise nuclear attack, the 3 signatories will maintains a large force of B-52 bombers airborne 24 hours a day. Each B-52 can deliver a nuclear bomb load of 50 megatons, equal to 16 times the total explosive force of all the bombs and shells used by all the armies in World War Two. Also, we'll talk to each other. Article IV: If this ever happens to any of the 3 signatories: The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he *had* issued the go code, and he said, uh, "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back....†then the other 2 are obligated to come to their defense (or “defence†if you're in a less cultured part of the world) Article V: References to us being the crazy ones are right up our alley. That being said, if one of the 3 signatories decides to layeth the smacketh down on someone, one of if not both of the others may jump in. Because fark you, that's why. Article VI: “General Turgidson! When you instituted the human reliability tests, you *assured* me there was *no* possibility of such a thing *ever* occurring!†Buuuut, if the unthinkable DOES happen and we decide not to be a Gang of Lust any more, 72 hours notice is required. Article VII: The League of Extraordinarily Cocky Twatwaffles That Thinks They Get to Meddle in Other Alliances Affairs sucks, and any of them caught tampering with any of us will be dealt with by all of us. Signed For Fark: Slick Johnson, Fark IA Kosmokenny, Fark FA/War Signed For Alpha: Placentica, Driver James II, Hybrid Signed by NK, all of us 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites
James II 1402 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUxK_0WLbg Link to post Share on other sites
Kurdanak 9165 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I'd call you a ticking time bomb, but I think that's a compliment in this context. Congrats! Exciting to see a new bloc in town! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Cobber 809 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 (edited) congratulations to all involved o/ Edited December 7, 2016 by Solaire Link to post Share on other sites
Placentica 1347 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 Stars, A++++++ would nuke again. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
vonnorman 471 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Yall are !@#$in crazy, congrats on the announcement of mutually assured destruction! Link to post Share on other sites
Apeman 1247 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Nukes for the Nuke god. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Hooves 681 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 The Nuke Sphere shall rise. It shall be called Nuclear Knights 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Cobber 809 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 The Nuke Sphere shall rise. It shall be called Nuclear Knights i was thinking "atomic pact" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Park 79 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Congrats on the new bloc! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Fulcrum 434 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Congrats to the LECTTTTGMOAA! Link to post Share on other sites
Turner 74 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Congrats to all parties involved. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Vack 806 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 The nuke sphere is now official \o/ Link to post Share on other sites
Milord 177 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Very interesting , *applaud* Link to post Share on other sites
durmij 4820 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I thought this was already a thing? Congrats on the new thing! Link to post Share on other sites
Buorhann 7672 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Article VII: The League of Extraordinarily Cocky Twatwaffles That Thinks They Get to Meddle in Other Alliances Affairs sucks, and any of them caught tampering with any of us will be dealt with by all of us. Someone's ass is chapped. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MIB.HG 22 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Cool! Link to post Share on other sites
Eumirbago 1273 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Someone's ass is chapped. As a proud member, it must be put to the test. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexia 96 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Congrats Alpha, Fark and Nuclear Knights Link to post Share on other sites
Chapsie 747 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 This is going to be hella intense. I wish you all luck. Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Prefontaine 8670 Posted December 7, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2016 As a proud member, it must be put to the test. it must be put to the test. put to the test. test. But I like Apeman. 11 Link to post Share on other sites
Soxirella 24 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Warning this post is radio active o/ Nukes Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Thrax 3852 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 You should start with anyone who posted here, since they're failing at going away. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Apeman 1247 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 But I like Apeman. Made me smile Link to post Share on other sites
Lucas 452 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Oh. Yeah. The world is sick. The atomic bomb is the cure. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
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