Popular Post kosmokenny Posted December 7, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2016 Introduction/Preamble: For more than a year, ominous rumors had been privately circulating that high-level Orbis leaders had been at work on what was darkly hinted to be the ultimate weapon: the ability to shiatpost the entire planet with impunity. Intelligence sources traced the site of the top secret project to the perpetually fog-shrouded wasteland below Baatopia. What they were building or why it should be located in such a remote and desolate place no one could say. It is for this reason that Fark, Alpha and the Nuclear Knights enter into the following agreement: Article I: Protecting our vital fluidsIt's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way our hard-core adversaries work. I first became aware of it during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred. Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence. So it is each of our alliances and nations must protect, yea cherish, our respective sovereignty. Article II: “Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.†Which is why the 3 signatories agree to hash stuff out on their own should an unfortunate launch code be entered. Article III: In order to guard against surprise nuclear attack, the 3 signatories will maintains a large force of B-52 bombers airborne 24 hours a day. Each B-52 can deliver a nuclear bomb load of 50 megatons, equal to 16 times the total explosive force of all the bombs and shells used by all the armies in World War Two. Also, we'll talk to each other. Article IV: If this ever happens to any of the 3 signatories: The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he *had* issued the go code, and he said, uh, "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back....†then the other 2 are obligated to come to their defense (or “defence†if you're in a less cultured part of the world) Article V: References to us being the crazy ones are right up our alley. That being said, if one of the 3 signatories decides to layeth the smacketh down on someone, one of if not both of the others may jump in. Because fark you, that's why. Article VI: “General Turgidson! When you instituted the human reliability tests, you *assured* me there was *no* possibility of such a thing *ever* occurring!†Buuuut, if the unthinkable DOES happen and we decide not to be a Gang of Lust any more, 72 hours notice is required. Article VII: The League of Extraordinarily Cocky Twatwaffles That Thinks They Get to Meddle in Other Alliances Affairs sucks, and any of them caught tampering with any of us will be dealt with by all of us. Signed For Fark: Slick Johnson, Fark IA Kosmokenny, Fark FA/War Signed For Alpha: Placentica, Driver James II, Hybrid Signed by NK, all of us 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James II Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUxK_0WLbg "Most successful new AA" - Samuel Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I'd call you a ticking time bomb, but I think that's a compliment in this context. Congrats! Exciting to see a new bloc in town! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placentica Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 Stars, A++++++ would nuke again. 1 Hello! If you don't like this post please go here: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=core&area=ignoredusers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Yall are !@#$in crazy, congrats on the announcement of mutually assured destruction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Nukes for the Nuke god. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooves Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 The Nuke Sphere shall rise. It shall be called Nuclear Knights 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Congrats on the new bloc! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulcrum Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Congrats to the LECTTTTGMOAA! 2016/04/26 – Unreleased Bad Company advert, circa 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turner Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Congrats to all parties involved. 1 https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=35135 The Commonwealth of Resplendent Political Party Turner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 The nuke sphere is now official \o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milord Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Very interesting , *applaud* PEOPLE BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU POST CAUSE IF YOU POST IN A NO COMMENT THREAD, YOU GET A WARNING POINT CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE SEING ONE MORE POST THAN USUAL HURTS THEIR EYES. You gotta live long so you can experience the sad joke that this world is. "If I ever formed an alliance it would be called Grand Puberty Agency And the text above would be like:"GPA just had a growth spurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I thought this was already a thing? Congrats on the new thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Article VII: The League of Extraordinarily Cocky Twatwaffles That Thinks They Get to Meddle in Other Alliances Affairs sucks, and any of them caught tampering with any of us will be dealt with by all of us. Someone's ass is chapped. 1 Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIB.HG Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Someone's ass is chapped. As a proud member, it must be put to the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Congrats Alpha, Fark and Nuclear Knights Alexia - Eternal Empress - Empire of Zah'Aharon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapsie Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 This is going to be hella intense. I wish you all luck. We have seized the means of production. Though union, and self-governance, we have organized between all peoples of the land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Prefontaine Posted December 7, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2016 As a proud member, it must be put to the test. it must be put to the test. put to the test. test. But I like Apeman. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxirella Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Warning this post is radio active o/ Nukes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 You should start with anyone who posted here, since they're failing at going away. 2 Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 But I like Apeman. Made me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Oh. Yeah. The world is sick. The atomic bomb is the cure. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosmokenny Posted December 7, 2016 Author Share Posted December 7, 2016 Someone's ass is chapped. Yeah, someone's ass is so chapped about us turning the world green last war that they made a secret club intended on dictating what we can do. We all very much look forward to repeatedly nuking the infraless cities just to smash the improvements of anyone stupid enough to get caught trying. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Haha, never change kosmo. 1 1 Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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