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Grab your light-saber, and let's defy gravity!


Hu Jintao
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Hey guys, it's me again, this time hitting ya'll with some recruitment up in this piece, now I want to talk to you about joining The Universal Union, I know, I know, you're like, "Who tf, is this dude, and what in the blue hell The Universal Union?", O.K., first of all, I'm the Supreme Overlord Chancellor of The Universal Union, and The Universal Union is my newfound alliance, that researches through space and chiz. (You're like: "We on Earth bruh, we really don't give a flying flip about Space -_-") But, the reason you should care is because.....we  give out free crap and benefits, lemme put em down below!


 


Benefits:


$25,000 Joining Bonus


Good Community


Low Taxes


Monthly Resource Giveaways


Free Light-Saber's


 


(You be like: "Aw shizzle, I can dig it now, but wait, can I be in Gov. too?")


Heck yeah, you can! Well, if any spots are open, I guess.....


(You be like: "I'm joining now bro, thx alot")


No prob Bob, just call me papa....


 


[To be continued]


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