Popular Post Jessica Rabbit Posted November 21, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2016 (edited) Treasure Island is an idyllic beach front resort with exceptional accommodations provided on an all-inclusive basis on the famed Orbisian shores. Spacious suites, fine dining, and open bars eloquently complement a variety of both day-time and night-time activities, and all these amenities are always encompassed within a festive atmosphere and topped off by a delightful balance of natural beauty and artful decor. Treasure Island has for many turns been the envied destination of the few, but now, Treasure Island is proud to announce that it is now a destination for you. Opulence isn't just for the select anymore. Come, and fulfill the full extent of your desires. Live in luxury and indulge your appetite. High society is your society. Experience life like you were meant to. With great pleasure we unveil the Treasure Island DELUXE package. Fate can be harsh for some, but destiny has smiled upon you, so smile back. We have a room open, and all you need to do is come. The key is right under the mat. Let fortune lend its favor to you. For optimal ease and comfort, no initial payment is required; just come and enjoy the sunshine with us! At a reasonable tax rate of just 20%, you can experience hugely gratifying increases in net income far greater than the base tax you will contribute. Just apply to be a member, and assuming you have no current wars, you will be accepted! That's right! And as long as you keep your nation resilient to potential raiders, you can expect to enjoy Treasure Island living for the remainder of its days. Come join us today! Bliss is at your fingertips. Now is the time to grasp it. You don't even need to leave your current alliance. Simply follow the steps below to move your nation to the island. -End your active wars -Change your nation color to pink -On your alliance page and click Leave -Go to the Treasure Island alliance page and click Join -That's it! You're done! TI staff will bring you ashore. Guests are required to pay a 20% membership fee in the form of taxes. Non-ally nations are not entitles to TI security services. Please defend your own nations. Raiding or letting the TI bank get raided is grounds for removal from the island. TI reserves the right to remove any nation for any reason. You are NOT required to cancel membership with your current alliance in order to book a vacation to Treasure Island. Treasure Island will close on December 20th, 2016. Edited November 21, 2016 by Jessica Rabbit 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Winchell Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 something nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 no 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 no Why? I thought you liked money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Some people will be positive and some people will be negative about this, but regardless I think its a brilliant move that I probably wouldn't have thought to implement. Quote Archduke Tyrell, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach, Warden of the South, Breaker of Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Mustang Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 For what it's worth this looks glorious on mobile. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Licorice Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 a.k.a Jessica secret plan of recruitment for TI to be a permanent alliance and roll all of Orbis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrispyGeneral Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Treasure Island is an idyllic beach front resort with exceptional accommodations provided on an all-inclusive basis on the famed Orbisian shores. Spacious suites, fine dining, and open bars eloquently complement a variety of both day-time and night-time activities, and all these amenities are always encompassed within a festive atmosphere and topped off by a delightful balance of natural beauty and artful decor.Treasure Island has for many turns been the envied destination of the few, but now, Treasure Island is proud to announce that it is now a destination for you. Opulence isn't just for the select anymore. Come, and fulfill the full extent of your desires. Live in luxury and indulge your appetite. High society is your society. Experience life like you were meant to.With great pleasure we unveil the Treasure Island DELUXE package. Fate can be harsh for some, but destiny has smiled upon you, so smile back. We have a room open, and all you need to do is come. The key is right under the mat. Let fortune lend its favor to you. For optimal ease and comfort, no initial payment is required; just come and enjoy the sunshine with us! At a reasonable tax rate of just 20%, you canexperience hugely gratifying increases in net income far greater than the base tax you will contribute. Just apply to be a member, and assuming you have no current wars, you will be accepted! That's right! And as long as you keep your nation resilient to potential raiders, you can expect to enjoy Treasure Island living for the remainder of its days.Come join us today! Bliss is at your fingertips. Now is the time to grasp it.You don't even need to leave your current alliance. Simply follow the steps below to move your nation to the island.-End your active wars-Change your nation color to pink-On your alliance page and click Leave-Go to the Treasure Island alliance page and click Join-That's it! You're done! TI staff will bring you ashore.Guests are required to pay a 20% membership fee in the form of taxes.Non-ally nations are not entitles to TI security services. Please defend your own nations.Raiding or letting the TI bank get raided is grounds for removal from the island.TI reserves the right to remove any nation for any reason.You are NOT required to cancel membership with your current alliance in order to book a vacation to Treasure Island.Treasure Island will close on December 20th, 2016. Just applied. It smells like a trap but what the hell I need more money. Quote Goomy: *Hot Goomy is 5 miles away from you and looking to have some fun* Guilo: O.O Click bait is sooooooo tempting Aoi Toori: Well its Goomy, who wouldn't? If Dillon A McCann is Ted Cruz then doesn't that make him the zodiac killer? Rip zodiac #EndofZodiac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Rabbit Posted November 21, 2016 Author Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just applied. It smells like a trap but what the hell I need more money. I promise it's not a trap. Accepted. How's that income boost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Insert Name Here Posted November 21, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just applied. It smells like a trap but what the hell I need more money. Can confirm. It's 100% a trap and Jess is actually a Nigerian prince. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Licorice Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 >tfw you want that 37 mil but you can't because you're afraid your AA bank will be !@#$ed by the time you return ripperoni fellow econ dudes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrispyGeneral Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 (edited) I promise it's not a trap. Accepted. How's that income boost? I was joking youve got a pretty good setup though! And its going great thanks. Edited November 21, 2016 by Crispy General Quote Goomy: *Hot Goomy is 5 miles away from you and looking to have some fun* Guilo: O.O Click bait is sooooooo tempting Aoi Toori: Well its Goomy, who wouldn't? If Dillon A McCann is Ted Cruz then doesn't that make him the zodiac killer? Rip zodiac #EndofZodiac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senatorius Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Thats how we think of ourselves 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Just stay away from my private Hippo pool. Unless I invite you. Of course, Jess is always invited. I like having some privacy away from the noisy folks. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicente Martinez Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Ohh sounds great Quote "If a person is satisfied with everything,then he is a complete idiot.A normal person cannot be satisfied with everything."~Vladimir Putin "Every human being makes mistakes."~Ian Smith We do not know what tomorrow will bring. We are not prophets. This is a step in the dark. We can only proceed into the future with faith.~Pieter Wilhelm Botha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Alan Posted November 22, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2016 "You don't even need to leave your current alliance" Just change colors and leave your alliance! Flawless. 12 Quote A game dies without a community. Don't hate on the communities trying to grow. Eat them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Julio Montague Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 (edited) The way this is worded makes it sound like you're joining some weird cult. Edited November 22, 2016 by Juan Julio Montague 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Drink the coolaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 ffs !@#$ off with your message. I'm taking my vacation in meme island smh 3 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hidude45454 Posted November 22, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2016 I've found Jessica's secret plan. It's to rival HBE's applicants pool. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 In summary: Loyalty is overrated - be greedy and come aboard the cluster!@#$ that is Treasure Island! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 In summary: Loyalty is overrated - be greedy and come aboard the cluster!@#$ that is Treasure Island! TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame of the Flawed Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 In summary: Loyalty is overrated - be greedy and come aboard the cluster!@#$ that is Treasure Island! Our Marketing Department wants everyone to be aware that loyalty and Treasure Island are not mutually exclusive! Yes, you can have both! Additionally, it would be in the interest of alliances to promote their members temporarily sitting on TI. It makes sense to get your members free money. Send out an AA announcement telling them to head on over! 2 Quote a.k.a. Chaunce Chaunce - Today at 9:55 PM with the watermelons there isn't much space left I still have a lot of room to improve Manthrax Has Venomous Bite! - Today at 9:57 PM Hee hee. Room indeed. Sabriel - Today at 10:01 PM I feel like, if the other AAs knew how we act, they'd feel a deep sense of shame in knowing that they consistently get beat by us. when we talk about how many vegetables we can fit in Chaunce's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 be greedy Executive Committee: Chaunce, Chief Operations Officer Jessica Rabbit, Chief Finance and Security Officer Sabriel, Chief Strategic Officer Upper Management: Ivan The Red, Accounting (Econ) Critters, Acquisitions (War) Executive Vice Presidents: BeowulfTheSecond, Acquisitions Roy Mustang, Chief Information Officer Katie, Human Resources and Accounting Zed, Retired Advisor Manthrax, Retired Advisor Chairman Of The Board: Gordon Gekko, Chair* 2 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jodo Posted November 22, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2016 >wakes up to a recruitment message 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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