Popular Post Cerb Posted October 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2016 (edited) I am relatively new to PnW; I have some experience in other political-esque simulators. Nevertheless, I found myself unintentionally in a starring role, alongside the titular character, one King Leonidas of Sparta. Without further ado... Dramatis Personae Cerb - Grunt-level soldier of MENSA HQ Yui - Grunt-level soldier of MENSA HQ Resoula - Grunt-level soldier of MENSA HQ Vanek26 - Chairman of MENSA HQ King Leonidas - King of Sparta Dimitropoulos - Army General of Sparta Our story begins as Dimitropoulos brashly attacks Yui with the stated rationale of "inactive for 7 days pm for peace". The author of this tale cannot retroactively determine whether Yui was inactive, but clearly Yui is a member of MENSA HQ, a top 10 alliance, and has been such a member for some time. Dimitropoulos is swiftly counter-attacked by two members of MENSA HQ (Cerb and Resoula) and a member of Viridian Entente. Our bold young aggressor Dimitropoulos is not finished yet, and fires missiles and nukes as Cerb and Resoula suppress his attacking forces. Dimitripoulos quickly sees his error, and tries to offer peace after launching a nuclear attack. Cerb tosses such an offer aside, but rather than airstrike Dimitropoulos into the floor, Cerb lets him out after 6 ground strikes, taking a modest loot from the alliance bank (considering it's only an 8-man squad). DAY 2 begins before dawn, with an ANGRY message from King Leonidas, the leader of the 8-member Sparta alliance. He throws all good sense to the wind, and stumbles seemingly-drunkenly through the forest of IA, as seen below... As you all know, read from the bottom -> up. Enjoy. Amusing appendices: - I have been out of range above the Sparta alliance since the counter-attack. King Leonidas never bothered to check to see if I was in-range before threatening me with a "nuclear winter". - Also, I was beige the whole time he was making these threats. Remember in the beginning of the story, I was nuked. - Where does King Leonidas' pride in nukes come from? One of their top members has NO PLANES, ALMOST NO TANKS, but hell yea, he has 11 nukes and 19 ships! Edited October 12, 2016 by Cerb 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerb Posted October 12, 2016 Author Share Posted October 12, 2016 It might be one of those 'you had to be there' moments. I did learn what 'boosted animal' means after Googling it, so... #TheMoreYouKnow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 It might be one of those 'you had to be there' moments. I did learn what 'boosted animal' means after Googling it, so... #TheMoreYouKnow is it as funny as fluffypuppy? Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheNG Posted October 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2016 - Where does King Leonidas' pride in nukes come from? One of their top members has NO PLANES, ALMOST NO TANKS, but hell yea, he has 11 nukes and 19 ships! Now I'm not up on all the fancy nomenclature these days, but I believe the technical term you're looking for in this case is " Next-Generation Strategic Meta-Scale Tactical Outplay in a Nucleonaval-Leveled Environment" It's the cutting edge nation-simulator strategy really, many a great victory has been claimed this way. 10 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Madness. Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui MHCP001 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Sparta sucks apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace and War Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Thanks for sharing this funny little story Quote "Experience demands that man is the only animal which devours his own kind, for I can apply no milder term to the general prey of the rich on the poor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjohnston Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Cerb, you beautiful piece of man flesh, you. Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemal Ergenekon Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 "Bring me to your leader slave!" Shit, I'm keeping this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVDCCHN Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 ah good read, thanks Cerb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted October 12, 2016 Wiki Mod Share Posted October 12, 2016 I just looked at Sparta's member list. Why do they even have nukes at that score range? Who do they think they are Fraggle? Anyways, I'm sure that will be corrected soon if they continue running their mouths. I'm looking forward to part 2. Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delyruin Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I'd say roll Sparta but they are all scrubs 1 Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woot Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 If there's anything those infra huggers at Mensa fear, it's nukes. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Trash talk is fun and all, but he's about the same nation age as I am and !@#$in tiny. He needs to read the git gud guide. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 (edited) Madness. Madness? Trash talk is fun and all, but he's about the same nation age as I am and !@#$in tiny. He needs to read the git gud guide. Says the guy who bought bought 3 cities on day 1. Edited October 12, 2016 by Prefontaine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memph Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Obligatory "Gimme my money back" "Come take it" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Madness? Madness; Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 (edited) What King Leonidas wants to happen: What people think will happen: What will actually happen: Madness; Sorry for the throw-back, but I had to do it: EDIT: Had to put in another version of the video (I think it is funnier myself) Edited October 14, 2016 by Sailor Jerry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I'd like to inform Orbis, in particular the people mentioned in this thread, that Valyria has just invoked "Article VI: Troubled Times" in accordance to the Treaty of Lacedaemon. Sparta hasn't been our protectorate for very long, and I can assure Orbis that the messages posted do not reflect Valyria in anyway shape or form. These messages have proven to Valyria that this alliance shares little to no values we do, thus we do not see a future together. Happy days. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I'd like to inform Orbis, in particular the people mentioned in this thread, that Valyria has just invoked "Article VI: Troubled Times" in accordance to the Treaty of Lacedaemon. Sparta hasn't been our protectorate for very long, and I can assure Orbis that the messages posted do not reflect Valyria in anyway shape or form. These messages have proven to Valyria that this alliance shares little to no values we do, thus we do not see a future together. Happy days. Not even worth it's own thread *slow clap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Not even worth it's own thread *slow clap* You're not wrong. I thought it'd be better to post it here, seeing as the messages posted were directly about Sparta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Has he sent any more messages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infice Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I'd like to inform Orbis, in particular the people mentioned in this thread, that Valyria has just invoked "Article VI: Troubled Times" in accordance to the Treaty of Lacedaemon. Sparta hasn't been our protectorate for very long, and I can assure Orbis that the messages posted do not reflect Valyria in anyway shape or form. These messages have proven to Valyria that this alliance shares little to no values we do, thus we do not see a future together. Happy days. There is still 72 hours you're supposed to defend Sparta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Hyde Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Some players... Good stuff, OP. Needed that chuckle. Quote :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 There is still 72 hours you're supposed to defend Sparta We're fully aware of what the treaty entails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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