Guest Curufinwe Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 (edited) BK and its allies are proud to announce the creation of the New Prisoners Order (NPO), a place where refugees who are tired of the war can rest and recuperate while they wait for their leaders to come to their senses. Overseen by BK's own Who Me, NPO offers the following amenities: 1) Protection from raiders 2) A reasonable 20/10 tax rate (which is the same as we pay in BK during peacetime). 3) Spacious cells with plenty of fresh air, sunlight and a view of the tree growing in the courtyard. 4) A caring administrator that is in touch with your needs and a staff that will work to make your stay with us as painless as possible. Sound too good to be true? Well, it's not. If you're a member of the other NPO, Polaris, UPN or DEIC and you'd like to be admitted to the New Prisoners Order, all you have to do is: 1) Post in this thread 2) Embargo the other NPO, UPN, DEIC and Polaris 3) Send peace to any people you're currently fighting 4) Decom your standing military 5) Join the New Prisoners Order as an applicant What could be easier? Now it's expected that anyone who joins the New Prisoners Order will remain a member until peace is reached between the other NPO and its allies and BK and its allies - failure to do so (as well as any attempt to aid the NPO/TC war effort, including accepting transfers of cash or resources from any of the belligerents) will result in the transgressor being rolled by BK and its allies for an indefinite period. The New Prisoners Order is protected by BK and any raids on our guests will be dealt with accordingly. For those interested in applying, the link can be found here: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=3438 'The New Prisoners Order: the NPO that doesn't let its members get rolled for a month because it's too stubborn to make peace' Edited October 8, 2016 by Curufinwe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yosodog Posted October 8, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2016 It's your Government's fault that you entered the war. It's your Government's fault for staying in the war this long. If you are tired of fighting and want an honorable way out, this is the way. 7 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Vi Britannia Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 (edited) Hi I am Lelouch Vi Britannia, Emperor of The Holy Britannian Empire, part-time Black Knight, Full time Canadian, Defense Noob, and friendly neighborhood deals specialist. And I support this message. If you really dont like the taste of our rolling, join now and come to paradise! Edited October 8, 2016 by Lelouch Vi Britannia 2 Quote Ex-Archduke of Defence for BK 3 minutes ago, Buorhann said: @Lelouch Vi Britannia - BK needs you, but they really don't deserve you. Thanks for the dankness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Pain Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Sounds like fun. I look forward to seeing who joins the AA. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Vi Britannia Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Sounds like fun. I look forward to seeing who joins the AA. I know, sounds really fun. Those who join will actually get paid since 100% < 20% 3 Quote Ex-Archduke of Defence for BK 3 minutes ago, Buorhann said: @Lelouch Vi Britannia - BK needs you, but they really don't deserve you. Thanks for the dankness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Curufinwe Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Sounds like fun. I look forward to seeing who joins the AA. You're welcome to do so (and we thank you for your interest), but we'd have to ask that you fulfill the other conditions in order to be admitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Try hards trying hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Curufinwe Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 (edited) Try hards trying hard. Posting in this thread is a good first step, but we'd have to ask that you fulfill the other conditions in order to be admitted. Edited October 8, 2016 by Curufinwe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justakittywithabox Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Dont worry babies, Bk can take care of you. <3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Hyde Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Try hards trying hard. Admission requires applying to the actual alliance. Thank you! Quote :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 (edited) I look forward to working with our allies in NPO to attack our other allies in NPO. Onwards to war! Edited October 8, 2016 by Cypher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanek26 Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 I long ago surrendered my heart to BK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeMilton Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Ah, you're culling anti-NPOers for us. Quite a service. Perhaps worth $20? Not million, but you wanted some money, you can have some change for your troubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 O/ put all the shitheads in a box Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraine Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Haha, we'll that's certainly new. I'm sure the facility will also plenty of professionals to properly release the tenants to the world afterwards. http://150597036.r.cdn77.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/clockwork-orange-5.jpg?w=300 Fig 1: A BK scientist presenting "Ayy Lmao: A Love story" to an NPO member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyre Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Oooh can I join? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeMilton Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 It's really not a new thing at all. I'm sure they were accustomed to it from their time in (That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn't be bringing it up anyways) where it's a standard thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Woot Posted October 9, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2016 20/10 taxes, no military requirements, and BK protection is pretty good. The New Pacific Order is going to have to start vetting its applicants to make sure they aren't just trying to get into New Prisoners Order. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooves Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 (edited) Sounds like my type of alliance. Edited October 9, 2016 by Hooves 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Sounds like my type of alliance. join bk Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 (edited) I surrender *Hey roq it's sarcasm dont cri Edited October 9, 2016 by greatkitteh Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Curufinwe Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I surrender *Hey roq it's sarcasm dont cri Posting in this thread is a good first step, but we'd have to ask that you fulfill the other conditions in order to be admitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Freer Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I surrender *Hey roq it's sarcasm dont cri I like that flag. Quote Honour, Fury, Fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVDCCHN Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I like that flag. i mean, how can you not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 How a true Pacifican surrenders: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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