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BK and its allies are proud to announce the creation of the New Prisoners Order (NPO), a place where refugees who are tired of the war can rest and recuperate while they wait for their leaders to come to their senses.   Overseen by BK's own Who Me, NPO offers the following amenities:

 

1) Protection from raiders

 

2) A reasonable 20/10 tax rate (which is the same as we pay in BK during peacetime).

 

3) Spacious cells with plenty of fresh air, sunlight and a view of the tree growing in the courtyard.

 

4) A caring administrator that is in touch with your needs and a staff that will work to make your stay with us as painless as possible.

 

Sound too good to be true?  Well, it's not.  

 

If you're a member of the other NPO, Polaris, UPN or DEIC and you'd like to be admitted to the New Prisoners Order, all you have to do is:

 

1) Post in this thread 

 

2) Embargo the other NPO, UPN, DEIC and Polaris 

 

3) Send peace to any people you're currently fighting 

 

4) Decom your standing military 

 

5) Join the New Prisoners Order as an applicant 

 

What could be easier?  Now it's expected that anyone who joins the New Prisoners Order will remain a member until peace is reached between the other NPO and its allies and BK and its allies - failure to do so (as well as any attempt to aid the NPO/TC war effort, including accepting transfers of cash or resources from any of the belligerents) will result in the transgressor being rolled by BK and its allies for an indefinite period.  The New Prisoners Order is protected by BK and any raids on our guests will be dealt with accordingly.

 

For those interested in applying, the link can be found here: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=3438

 

'The New Prisoners Order: the NPO that doesn't let its members get rolled for a month because it's too stubborn to make peace'
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Hi I am Lelouch Vi Britannia, Emperor of The Holy Britannian Empire, part-time Black Knight, Full time Canadian, Defense Noob, and friendly neighborhood deals specialist.

 

And I support this message.

 

If you really dont like the taste of our rolling, join now and come to paradise!

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Ex-Archduke of Defence for BK

3 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

@Lelouch Vi Britannia - BK needs you, but they really don't deserve you.  Thanks for the dankness.

 

 

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Sounds like fun. I look forward to seeing who joins the AA. 

I know, sounds really fun.

Those who join will actually get paid since 100% < 20%

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Ex-Archduke of Defence for BK

3 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

@Lelouch Vi Britannia - BK needs you, but they really don't deserve you.  Thanks for the dankness.

 

 

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Sounds like fun. I look forward to seeing who joins the AA. 

 

You're welcome to do so (and we thank you for your interest), but we'd have to ask that you fulfill the other conditions in order to be admitted.

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Try hards trying hard.

 

Posting in this thread is a good first step, but we'd have to ask that you fulfill the other conditions in order to be admitted.

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Haha, we'll that's certainly new. I'm sure the facility will also plenty of professionals to properly release the tenants to the world afterwards.

 

http://150597036.r.cdn77.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/clockwork-orange-5.jpg?w=300

Fig 1: A BK scientist presenting "Ayy Lmao: A Love story" to an NPO member.

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I surrender

*Hey roq it's sarcasm dont cri

Posting in this thread is a good first step, but we'd have to ask that you fulfill the other conditions in order to be admitted.

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