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Valyria Held Hostage, Will Send Ransom


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ATTENTION, ALLIANCES OF ORBIS! WE, THE NATIONS OF VALYRIA ARE REACHING OUT TO YOU FOR ASSISTANCE. WE MUST RAISE 6 MILLION IN FUNDS TO BE ABLE TO QUELL THIS THREAT. IN OUR DARKEST HOUR, PLEASE GIVE US YOUR HAND IN HELPING US THROUGH THESE DARK TIMES

 

https://www.gofundme.com/2sxbddjx

 

 

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Holy shit! This is unbelievable! Every single overpowered alliance in Orbis seems to have had a change in heart! First Amino Acids, then Mosquitoes, then this APEX! If Orbis continues like this we will descend into lawless anarchy as surely the actions of these global Orbisian powers will incite resentment and much talk of action behind closed doors.

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Holy shit! This is unbelievable! Every single overpowered alliance in Orbis seems to have had a change in heart! First Amino Acids, then Mosquitoes, then this APEX! If Orbis continues like this we will descend into lawless anarchy as surely the actions of these global Orbisian powers will incite resentment and much talk of action behind closed doors.

Amino Acids destroyed my alliance. This is surely the beginning of the end for Valyria...My condolences Morgan. =(

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ATTENTION, ALLIANCES OF ORBIS! WE, THE NATIONS OF VALYRIA ARE REACHING OUT TO YOU FOR ASSISTANCE. WE MUST RAISE 6 MILLION IN FUNDS TO BE ABLE TO QUELL THIS THREAT. IN OUR DARKEST HOUR, PLEASE GIVE US YOUR HAND IN HELPING US THROUGH THESE DARK TIMES

 

https://www.gofundme.com/2sxbddjx

If you have a heart, please donate </3

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As the victorious party in his war, I think he deserves oil. All the best wars are about oil

As the victorious party in his war, I think he deserves oil. All the best wars are about oil

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Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force.

 

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If you guys are getting desperate feel free to wire your cash to Obrii, we're known for our safe and consumer friendly service in handling monetary transfers.

We'll do anything for help

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ATTENTION ORBIS, THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

 

 

Mosquitoesphere (formed by Mosquitoes, APEX, Amino Acids and other superpowers) has become too strong, having been successful in killing the game. We should like... totally ask them to split up or git wurse, coz we sure as hell don't wanna bother gitting gud and stuff. It's like... totally impossible and definitely not worth it. Mosquitoesphere was outnumbered on several occasions in the past, yet their superior skill and strategy got them where they are today. How dare those scumbags like... totally try to win and stuff?!  :angry:  That's totally bad for the game and stuff. Why don't they just try to suck a little?

 

We're like... totally doomed and stuff, coz our members are like totally inactive and somehow that's Mosquitoesphere's fault, wah!  :( Therefore Mosquitoesphere members should start being more inactive. It's their moral obligation, coz they're the ones totally killing the game and stuff. Also, we should totally claim we're not a single sphere and unite to sneak attack Mosquitoesphere. Then, we should totally try to convince people they're the aggressors, because they're like totally the bad guys... like always, mkay?

 

Furthermore, we refuse to pay reps, coz it makes total economic sense to remain at war, regardless of the potential income/growth we might have in peace time. Let's remember that we're tearing Mosquitoesphere a new one, so they're definitely losing more than us by being at war. Mosquitoesphere is single-handedly killing the game, coz they refuse to suck ballz. How dare those bastards like totally do that? It's the end of the world, everyone, coz there's absolutely no way in hell we're ever gonna beat Mosquitoesphere. However, we keep playing the game for some reason. So we are definitely no masochists, as we keep playing the game while claiming we'll continue losing to Mosquitoesphere and that they're ruining the game for everyone else.

 

Mosquitoesphere is preventing us from having fun and winning. Fun and winning are bad, amirite? Coz we keep playing the game, knowing we'll never have those things, as we claim Mosquitoesphere is unbeatable. Our logic is rock solid, so please don't crap on it, k? Thanks... Mosquitoesphere should cease to exist and their alliances should start signing AAs that hate their guts and have historically been nothing but hostile to Mosquitoesphere alliances. Coz that's definitely the only way the game will get like... totally unkilled and stuff. I repeat: gitting gud is not an option! We shouldn't try to improve ourselves; it's Mosquitoesphere that should just descend to our level of mediocrity.

 

Thank you all for your time and &#33;@#&#036; those Mosquitoesphere  &#33;@#&#036;! Oh... and like... totally by the way: we're like... totally not salty and stuff... like furrealz.

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