Popular Post Sargun Posted September 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) Official Unofficial DEIC and NAC Declaration Official TKR Recognition of Hostilities (rose already had a thread so !@#$ em) FLAGS REMOVED BY THREAT OF DEATH, DISEMBOWLMENT, AND FORCIBLY RELOCATING MY NATION TO JOIN ROSE Remember kids, size matters - there are tools to get that flag bigger, DEIC. Just ask your doctor about Photoshop today. Hi all, This is DEIC Sargun here shitposting and pretending I'm DEIC here. You may remember me from such entertaining films such as: When we couldn't win World War Alpha When we let Empire of Spades disband and unleash Rose onto the world When we lost against the Marionette Coalition and BoC left our bloc When we got our ass beat in Oktoberfest by TKR (and some other guys) When we bailed to UPN because we couldn't deal with Arrgh on our own and When we got our terms from "beating" Arrgh voided by getting blasted during NPO's first time I know we've got a record of losing every war we've ever been in, but that's not the point. I know we got our ass beat by TKR the one time we directly fought, but that's not the point. I know that every time we talk shit on the OWF we get publicly humiliated, but that's not the point. The point is, it's time to get our revenge. So, in order to make up for our complete history of failure and humiliation going back to 2014, the Dutch East India Company declares war on The Knights Radiant effective immed-- Wait, you mean, we're not posting a DoW? Oh. I guess when we lose again it doesn't count if we don't say it out loud, right? NOT ACTUALLY The Dutch East India Company Government:Chairman: TheNGCouncilman of Finance: KyteCouncilman of Defense: ClarkeDeputy Councilman of Defense: MagnanimusCouncilman of Internal Affairs: AlexDeputy Councilman of Internal Affairs: AnymouCouncilman of Foreign Affairs: ColoringNickDeputy Councilman of Foreign Affairs: RightHonorable Guy who is actually doing this: Sargun ========= Hi all, TOTALLY NOT NAC here. You might remember me from-- Oh. You don't? Sorry. Chairman of the Board: George ClooneyDirector of Internal Affairs: George ClooneyDirector of Security: DorsaiwolfDirector of Foreign Affairs: ShavarDirector of Finance & Education: SamdooDirector of Cinematography: ODriscollAssistant Director of Recruiting: Pitabread AGAIN TOTALLY NOT NAC GOVE: Sargun ========= tl;dr for Strum, TKR recognizes hostility from Rose, DEIC, NAC, and anyone else dogpiling on really Edited September 14, 2016 by Sargun 40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Caesar Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japan77 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Welcome aboard the TKR war machine DEIC and NAC, hope you enjoy your pixel-burning stay. Now time to go ZI a few of you for the very free price of war. Quote I don't sleep enough Also, I am an Keynesian Utilitarian Lastly, Hello world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yosodog Posted September 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted September 12, 2016 There was effort into this one, so we'll allow an exception here. o/ TKR. 8 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Hippo Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 o/ GO AND GET EM DEIC! Quote ^oo^ (..) () () ()__() Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 This roast is well done. I prefer mine medium rare. Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Specter Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Wonder how many of their nations hit with no gas and ammo Quote Amidst the eternal waves of time From a ripple of change shall the storm rise Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon Behold the razgriz, its wings of black sheath The demon soars through dark skies Fear and death trail its shadow beneath Until men united weild a hallowed sabre In final reckoning, the beast is slain As the demon sleeps, man turns on man His own blood and madness soon cover the earth From the depths of despair awaken the razgriz Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenna Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Quote The Caledonian Empire--In Space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Woot Posted September 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted September 12, 2016 DEIC AND Nac? Both at the same time? Can the P&W server handle that kind of load? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foltest Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 DEIC AND Nac? Both at the same time? Can the P&W server handle that kind of load? There are literally dozens ones of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 I'm still sad from last war, when Guardian and Mensa hit me, with no declaration of war on VE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boony Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 If this was actually how they posted their DOW I'd love them for having a sense of humor. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperorpenguin Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) This is why Sargun is the Herald of the People. We, Sargun's people, love him Edited September 12, 2016 by emperorpenguin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 ily sargun 1 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 ily sargun all i care about in the world is u bby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVDCCHN Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 TKR, so much love kicking them in the teeth and do the paperwork for them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8mrgrim8 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 I'm still sad from last war, when Guardian and Mensa hit me, with no declaration of war on VE. I think we did, but we didn't make a new thread. We just made a post that we'll be attacking VE as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Hippo Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 ily sargun WWE isn't fake. Quote ^oo^ (..) () () ()__() Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted September 12, 2016 Moderators Share Posted September 12, 2016 Impersonations are not allowed. Warn point to be given to the creator of this topic. Stop it you guys 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted September 14, 2016 Author Share Posted September 14, 2016 Impersonations are not allowed. Warn point to be given to the creator of this topic. Stop it you guys o shit waddup it's unlocked 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelson Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 0/10 Terrible. Quote https://i.imgur.com/Jg0gWBo.mp4 You're actually reading this?"Trade-ever trade and the increasing of their fortunes- seems to have occupied their minds above all else."[/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisha Greyjoy Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 I'm still sad from last war, when Guardian and Mensa hit me, with no declaration of war on VE. Dude, I'm still waiting for Guardian to hit VE again. Its like a tradition. Quote Duke of House Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Dude, I'm still waiting for Guardian to hit VE again. Its like a tradition. FOR STEVE! Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Dude, I'm still waiting for Guardian to hit VE again. Its like a tradition.The Coalition broke our hearts, too. Backstabs all around. See: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/16457-dirty-deeds-war/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 0/10 Terrible. You can feel the salt in the air. Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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