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granted but now you are blind

i wish i knew what kfk meant in the text i received !!!! 

i'm a writer not a fighter.

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"you know what judge they say justice is blind i sure hope it ain't deaf." keeping the faith. Billy Joel

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granted but now you are blind

i wish i knew what kfk meant in the text i received !!!! 

Granted, but then you forget English

 

I wish cancer was cured. 

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Granted, but you get sick when you aren't on a plane. Planes have to land to refuel. :D

 

I wish people wouldn't be stupid enough to give their bags to a shady guy at an airport then be surprised that they have something in their bags. 

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I wish people wouldn't be stupid enough to give their bags to a shady guy at an airport then be surprised that they have something in their bags. 

 

 

Granted but its a bomb and kills all of the people in the airport making you the number 1 suspect on the FBI list

What? Doesn't make sense. 

 

Granted, but they get hunted by the CIA and both of you get killed in a drone strike. 

 

I wish SimCity worked. :(

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Granted it's a light pink prius.

 

I wish I had a sig 550

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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Granted, but your mouth and nose are now sealed shut so you never benefit. You survive by oxygenated blood.

 

I wish Asimov came back to life for one more...

    "What I love, I destroy,

       and what I destroy I love"

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        Lews Therin Telamon

       Awaits Tarmon Gai'don,             

           the Betapocalypse

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Granted but you develop wheat gluten and peanut allergies shortly afterwards.

 

I wish I knew how a recepie will turn out before making it so I don't waste ingredients on possibly shit internet recepies.

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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Granted, but it is very short lived as their is a violent, bloody coup and their are assasinated removed from office and replaced the most corupt friendly person P&W has ever seen!

 

 

I wish I had a brand new, fully functioning masarati!

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Granted, but it lacks a lot of features.

 

I wish the next person doesn't wish the same thing as the previous person.

Attempting to contact Kerbin since 1983 (in-game)...

Hey, have anyone seen those fireworks? What do you mean, Jeb had them strapped to SRBs?

Discord: Ray3501#0305. I frequent the SK Network discord (duh).

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Granted but the wish involves porn.

 

I wish more games with romances had optional porn scenes. They can add to it if done right and shows it's an adult relationship.

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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