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Granted, it's a stolen car and now the police are looking for you.

I wish for a box of pizza.

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Granted but they only speak Egyptian.

 

I wish my computer would stop over heating.

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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granted but you see jack Daniel and Samuel adams arguing over which brew is better and ask you to taste test and you obey and end up getting too drunk and die of alcohol poisoning because it tasted to good

 

i wish i owned an oil refinery

i'm a writer not a fighter.

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"you know what judge they say justice is blind i sure hope it ain't deaf." keeping the faith. Billy Joel

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Granted, you can't afford to maintain it, or supply the oil nessecary to run it.

 

I wish I would just sneeze already instead of that damn tickling sensation in my nose.

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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granted but it becomes super lame

 

i wish that i would be left alone.

i'm a writer not a fighter.

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"you know what judge they say justice is blind i sure hope it ain't deaf." keeping the faith. Billy Joel

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Granted, but you your mom took the car home and you're at walmart with no money.

 

I wish I had an orange mini lop named Ormr

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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Granted, but instead of orange it's red.

 

I wish I had a time machine.

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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a roll.

There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation.

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Granted, you're the incredibly strict kind and can never leave.

 

I wish I was more confident.

Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush.

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Granted, but you dislocate both your hips and throw out your back within the first thirty seconds!!!!

 

I wish I didn't have the mental picture stuck in my mind's-eye of you twerking!!!

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