Popular Post Rozalia Posted August 14, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted August 14, 2016 It's been a year and to the surprise perhaps of a lot of people we're still around and we've done well some would say. It's been quite the journey with all sorts of events and I thank everyone who has been/is part of the alliance, and all our friends elsewhere for contributing to our success. Now some would say that "recent events" puts a damper on things, but I disagree because you see I was worried that I would have nothing to put in this announcement... but thanks to said recent events I do. I talk of course of... The Legend of Rozalia! Part 18 specifically. --------- As the Son of Heaven went through the New Rose Empire's defenseless territories more and more civilians would follow him which slowed down the army's march. As he went more allies trickled in who had come after having been sent reports of the troubles being suffered. Then the dreaded message finally came, Don Juan's army was rapidly gaining ground and was but 2 days away. Many pleas were made to leave the civilians behind to allow the army to escape quicker but the Emperor would have none of it, "Were I slink away and feed civilians to that greedy wolf Don Juan as a distraction I would surely die of shame". The majority of troops were ordered to force march ahead and set up what defenses they could in preparations for the battle to come. Rozalia persisted with escorting the people. The Roz Wei-Arrgh alliance took positions on all 3 paths in between the mountains hoping to delay long enough for the main unit to reach the water and escape. Immeral Ilimaris however who had drinking the whole night broke from the defensive lines and charged forward towards Don Juan's right flank made up mostly of Knights Radiant soldiers. "HAHAHA! HEY! LORDSHIP! YOU'RE A COWARD COME OUT AND FIGHT! IT'S ALL OVER NOW SURRENDER LIKE A MAN!", bellowed the hearty Immeral. Poor Azghoul the Defiler who had been assigned to support the vigorous general struggled to keep up, trying to talk the general into turning back. Out from the vast enemy force a segment opened up to reveal Sargun, "I will face you general and risk facing my own doom", he announced as he charged forward to meet Immeral in a duel. "AAAHHH, SARGUN! AT LAST I HAVE A WORTHY OPPONENT!" The two men riding on their steeds with great haste slammed into each other and were both dismounted, leaving it spear verses spear. Both circled each other until at last both unleashed a wild flurry of attacks. Eventually however Sargun's spear as he blocked was cleaved in two, and naturally so was he. "HAHAHA! I HAVE VANQUISHED SARGUN!" The worried Azghoul who had been blocked out by the frenzied Immeral could finally be heard. "General! We're... completely surrounded" Immeral realizing his mistake instantly sobered up. The Son of Heaven galvanized the people to move quicker until they could get behind defenders to escape Don Juan's advance unit lead by Jeric. When he reached the defenses he was told that Kastor had vanished, the men not being sure if he had simply fled the battlefield or went over to the enemy, "There is nothing to fear. He's a free spirit always doing his own thing, perhaps he has seen a better place for him to be defending" the Son of Heaven said to reassure the other commanders. *Kastor's unit has disappeared from the battlefield* Jeric's forces soon beat into the defensive lines and immediately began to push a segment back, "This is all they can muster? Pathetic, Don Juan will reward me greatly when I bring back that Rozalia's head". However this had all been as designed and a rock slide was initiated killing many of Jeric's soldiers and causing the commander to panic and flee for all his talk. Immeral being completely surrounded hacked his way out of the TKR lines but when he turned to check on his men only 5 horsemen had made it. They quickly escaped before the enemy could catch them. *Immeral Ilimaris's unit retreats from the battlefield* The defense on the right side waited for the enemy to penetrate deeply into the nether regions of the forest and then set off their fire trap, setting alight many of the enemy and scaring into panic even more. The enemy forces caught by the trap ran out of the forest right into their allies confusing them both, something the chasing defensive forces had no problem taking advantage of. *Don Juan's Unit has entered the battlefield, "Why isn't he dead yet? Damn it he'll escape at this rate. Tywin run these bastards through and take Rozalia's head"* Truerror in the west moved his forces back earlier than planned due to Immeral's shenanigans and hid behind his Pit trap. A look of terror went to his face when he heard of a unit behind them but it turned out to be reinforcements. *Keza Purple's unit has entered the battlefield, "Damn, what the hell is going on!?* In the east the BoC units took too much damage and had to retreat. *Dillon A McCann & Josh Freer's units retreat from the battlefield* However the large enemy force eventually took too much a strain on the defenses and they were routed. *Jacob Hanson & Mayor's units retreat from the battlefield* With no more resistance the forces on the east side charged through but were met by a timely arrival of reinforcements. *Baronus's unit has entered the battlefield, "Thank the Heavens I arrived just in time. I'll stop the enemy from moving!* *Erios's unit has entered the battlefield, "I suppose it's time I earn my gold"* On the west side RagnarBuliwyf's unit fell into the pit traps. The brave commander tried to rally his forces forward but many fled in fear in the other direction. Once he got past the pits he was met by Truerror and Keza's furious assault which put the commander in flight back the way he came. *RagnarBuliwyf's unit has retreated from the battlefield* The remaining TKR forces now cautious slowed their march and could no longer fight effectively with the even more reduced ground to fight on. In the centre Lannan13 and AkAk tried to resist Tywin Lannister's inspired attack but were no match and both were easily defeated. *Lannan13 and AkAk's units have retreated from the battlefield* Nothing now stood between him and Rozalia's main unit which came to a halt when an enemy force suddenly appeared in front. *Warpool's unit has suddenly appeared on the battlefield, "I'm amazed you've gotten this far. However you will go no further"* If he advanced he would find doom, if he retreated he would find doom. Rozalia decided one was less doomy than the other and ordered the soldiers forward hoping that the nature of their situation would embolden them to gain victory against this mighty adversary before the pursuers could catch up. *Luke the 14th's unit has appeared on the battlefield, "We must not let lord James down. He will arrive soon with the navy. Everyone! Please hold out until then!"* With Rozalia's unit in view Tywin Lannister's unit rampaged forward with incredible speed hoping to hit Rozalia from behind. Don Juan followed behind cautiously. *Kastor's unit has suddenly reappeared on the battlefield, "Just as I thought"* Don Juan's unit being taken completely by surprise began to take tremendous losses and Don Juan himself had to escape from the back of his unit to the front, frantically telling his messengers to get Tywin Lannister to come back to provide assistance at once. In front of Tywin lay victory but that would risk Don Juan dying which would ultimately mean certain defeat for Pantheon, as such he turned his forces around. The retreating Tywin only emboldened Rozalia's soldiers, doubly so when Luke the 14th fustigated Warpool's unit from behind. Warpool realising he could not win in such a predicament with Tywin having retreated escaped the enemy encirclement through a gap purposely left open. *Warpool's unit has retreated from the battlefield* With no more obstacles Rozalia finally reached the waters only to find no ships. "The ships should be here by now. Ah, man proposes and Heaven disposes", Luke the 14th uttered in sadness. Talk began among the officers wondering what was going to happen to them all, would Don Juan try to win them over or simply execute them. Erios answered such talk stating that the Son of Heaven was one of the few who could stand against Don Juan so he would surely execute everyone. Rozalia tired of all the running that had been for nought turned his horse around and with his swords in hand rallied the troops, "My brothers, follow me and fight! We shall fight until the end, and then take our lives". The soldiers burst out chants of "We will fight to the death together!" "CHARGE!", screamed Immeral causing the troops to turn around to prepare to charge back towards the enemy. "WAIT! MY LORD LOOK!", Baronus declared pointing back towards the waters. In the distance a large group of ships could be seen, commanded by James XVI. *Some time later* Don Juan dismounted from his horse, in the distance he could see the ships that had taken his enemies away from him. Looking towards them he had the feeling both him and Rozalia were staring at each other in that moment. With no way across the waters he could no longer give chase so he approached the water to instead wash his hands and face. "Kekeke, oh how aggravating this is. How aggravating! And I was this close to getting him too". 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 You !@#$ing suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Helluva way to end a year! Congrats guys! 1 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lannan13 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Quote Tiocfaidh ár lá =Censored by Politics and War Moderation team= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Licorice Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 The cake is on Yoso btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baronus Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Covenant Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Well happy F#!$ing birthday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 What (happy) the garbage is this (birthday) trash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Well, happy birthday, but... Im salty that you referenced my deputy and not me damn man that hurts. 2 Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baronus Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Well, happy birthday, but... Im salty that you referenced my deputy and not me damn man that hurts. Not all is fair in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke the 13th Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 So I guess I need to change my name. Quote Pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 Well, happy birthday, but... Im salty that you referenced my deputy and not me damn man that hurts. There were two other BoC units on there, naturally you'd be leading one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erios Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I didn't realize Roz Wei and I share a birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROZ WEI! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 <.< >.> ^.^ v.v #@PP% B!RT#D@% Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 The pics used in the OP looks like a drunken Tetris game. Happy Birthday Roz Wei! 2 Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foltest Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 This would be a really clever post if this whole thing was a test to see who even skims this WoT. The people who didn't would just assume and say happy birthday, while the unsuspecting masses fall prey to the real message here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bollocks Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Those are my least favorite pieces in Tetris Quote The Coalition Discord: https://discord.gg/WBzNRGK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Dynasty warriors was great. So many dead peasants! Cheers Roz. Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livius Clades Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Quote Fire is nice eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 The two men riding on their steeds with great haste slammed into each other and were both dismounted, leaving it spear verses spear. Both circled each other until at last both unleashed a wild flurry of attacks. Eventually however Sargun's spear as he blocked was cleaved in two, and naturally so was he. You're a funny man 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Nice story man, we need more lively original content even at the detriment of TKR . Happy birthday Roz 1 Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsPigeon Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 <(*~*<) ^(*o*)^ (>*~*)> happy birthday, this was a very amusing post. Kudos to your vibrant imagination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordship Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Damn is this what basketball players feel when they get shouted out in songs? I feel like I finally made it fam Happy Birthday Roz Wei! Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) There were two other BoC units on there, naturally you'd be leading one of them. 11/10 would read again, I love it (seriously tho, happy birthday, glad we could resolve the war before this point) Edited August 15, 2016 by Bezzers Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Damn is this what basketball players feel when they get shouted out in songs? I feel like I finally made it fam Every knows you've never truly been relevant until featured in The Legend of Rozalia. Welcome to the big leagues! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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